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0101b — No Wonder Everybody Hates You People (Patreon)

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2024-12-20 20:00:06
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2026-09
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I saw Oso the corgi again this week, but the guy who was walking him looked kind of hostile and had earbuds in, so I didn't interact. (Usually Oso gets walked by a lady who is somewhat less cold.) I think Oso also knew not to get too excited and acknowledge that we recognized each other, because he got all involved climbing around in the roots of some balding mulberry bush as I approached. I'm slightly disappointed in Oso, because he has the power to draw this neighborhood out of its worsening antisocial trend, but at the same time that's a lot of pressure to put on a dog with three-inch legs.

I hope he is wearing his bow tie next time I see him. Maybe that's his "tell" that he's open for the business of fixing this world.

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Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

For shame Philippe, having racism. And Lyle's butt motion lines are perfect - too much more and it would imply lack of expertise in making shit-prints on surfaces.

Achewood

Technically it's xenophobia.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

You know what, you're right. Xenophobia still sucks.

Ryan Boyle

How about sheet cakes, Ray?

Achewood

That's a complicated one. Ray is not a slut *for* those cakes, because they require the sitting-upon by a third party. I'm not really sure how to categorize his relationship with cakes which are in the act of being squashed by other people's bottoms. This is really one for the moral philosophers, and I hope Sam Harris does a two-hour exploration of the subject soon, which he makes so boring that everybody drifts off after three minutes.

Omnithea

Oh no I need that first one about Darlene.

Achewood

Please feel free to screenshot it and use it as your avatar

Uncle Elephant

T can only wish he were pinned beneath something naive in stirrup tights at Michael's

Achewood

Is it a truism that the guys who are the judgiest about women are also the least likely to ever know any

Uncle Elephant

It seems on brand that Ray would be about those cakes, or at least formerly about those cakes, back when he was an Ass Man. It feels on brand for someone who shares a few traits with the Godfather himself, who expounded on the subject for a glorious 11 minutes, some of his very finest, not least for their Roast-Beef-level roasts of Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUm01KcnLQ

Achewood

It seems immoral, or at the very least irresponsible, to have created Ray without knowing about this song

C C

Tiny angels smile very time I randomly discover some funky funk out in the world. Thank you tiny angels! *and Uncle Elephant That bass line is enough to just destroy some cakes!

Traedran

Wait, is alt-text still a thing!?

Achewood

It is now, sadly, that townsman of a stiller town.

Achewood

The ass is the grooviest part of the body, that is why. Except in this case. And most others.

Fletcher Dostie

That's okay with me. I always found the old webcomic concept of having a little mini-punchline you read after the real punchline to ruin the rhythm a bit.

Achewood

I like hearing this. All I usually hear is how much people miss the alt, but surely 100% of precincts are not reporting. And most people are unlikely to be contrarian. Thanks, Dostie, and happy holidays!