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0104 — Holiday Shorts — Graphic Design's Rag and Bone Man (Patreon)

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2025-01-01 18:00:05
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2025-01
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Happy New Year! From 12/30/24 - 1/10/25, I'm running six all-new short strips, like this one, on a M-W-F schedule. The regular strips, if there even is such a thing, will resume on Friday, January 17th. I wish you all a bright-eyed and prosperous start to 2025, and I thank you from my heart for all of your support, without which the return of Achewood would never have been possible.

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Josh Egbert

Pat's gonna charge him for toilet usage after he's done, isn't he?

Achewood

There’s a locking coin-op aluminum bracket that releases the lid from the bowl. Pat would never trust anyone to pay after.

Josh Egbert

"God DAMMIT Pat, who has $3.95 in loose change?!"

Omnithea

T is gonna hit the bathroom ceiling.

Steamed_Grahams

You're probably in good hands when using a a bathroom owned and operated by a huge asshole.

Achewood

We’re talking alternative toilet paper though man

Shawn Ritchie

you know pat's toilet paper is brown and see-thru

Achewood

Like a James Bond ejector seat? Sounds like something Nice Pete would install to break people’s necks in an unnecessarily complex but artful way

Achewood

Onion skin, yet still aggravates the briefly distended tissues, about 800 grit equivalent Happy new year

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Fermented enchiladas are a real thing? Or at least fermented enchilada sauce? The health benefits are likely solid rocket booster gut which will aid in your pursuit of meditative solitude.

Nicholas Williams

I read the words "Rag and Bone Man" and now I've had "Go to Sleep" by Radiohead stuck in my head all day. I was literally singing it on a hike with my children. Happy New Year Year!

Rob Strong

Just chiming in to say that for like a decade and a half, I’ve made your recipe for scotch eggs every Jan 1 for my New Year’s party guests. A batch of 12 this morning. Some years, 16 or 20. Happy new year.

Achewood

You know, there are way more devastating Radiohead songs to hear in your head on New Year's Day, at least.

Achewood

The entire enchilada is fermented in a glass tube which lays horizontal and has a bubble-burper

Achewood

That's his only method of existence!

Achewood

Why does this mean more to me than someone reading the strip for fifteen years? I mean, it almost does. Dang. Have you modified the recipe at all?

Rob Strong

Not a bit! The recipe is perfect. I do have to look up the time and temp every year, but the simplicity of egg, 1/4lb sausage, egg wash, and breadcrumbs is eternal. Making hardboileds 15 minutes after midnight; waking up at 8:00 to gather champagne glasses and divide the sausage. A load-bearing breakfast ritual to greet the new year.

Sedric and Charlie

Pat is the sort of person who would look at the Dilberito and decide its main point of failure was that it didn't cram in enough criteria for its existence

Tom Morris

I recognise this font from when I was making Minecraft videos circa 2013. Was it called 04b?

Achewood

I wish I could say that me biting into the dilberito is the origin story of Achewood

Achewood

This is lovely. I bet I haven’t made those since recipe testing the cookbook. They must make an appearance at a picnic when the weather stops making us all want to crawl into a forever sewer