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0105 — Holiday Shorts — Pat's New Glasses (Patreon)

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2025-01-03 18:00:04
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2025-01
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Happy New Year! From 12/30/24 - 1/10/25, I'm running six all-new short strips, like this one, on a M-W-F schedule. The regular strips, if there even is such a thing, will resume on Friday, January 17th. I wish you all a bright-eyed and prosperous start to 2025, and I thank you from my heart for all of your support, without which the return of Achewood would never have been possible.

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Anthony Thompson

Ya know, barely tolerate him or loathe him, Pat does get shit done.

Josh Egbert

It's Raise Your Hand To Speak day is an idea I think about often.

Stavro

There's a Frasier where the C-plot is just "Martin gets new glasses." Much less happens than when Pat gets new glasses, but it's still great.

sphrog

furries typically solve this problem with a pince-nez but I think Pat might be onto something for once

Achewood

By the candle at twilight pat has already pissed off more people than most will all day

Achewood

We’ve been rewatching Fraser. So good, so flusterable

kdusjjdhxksj

I try not to be corrupted by any Pinocchios at all, personally

Achewood

Pinocchios are ever in the shadows, awaiting our weakness and vanity

Jeff

This is definitely a Fuck You Friday

Nicholas Williams

I'm glad that Pat is upset and I'm glad that the other guy is upset.

Josh Egbert

Complicated power dynamic in that house.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Pat does indeed meet the criteria for entrepreneurialism and that is by no means a good thing.

zaratustra

Batty Lou is just a Pat with another 30 years on him, huh

Clench and Cheese

I always like to imagine Pat ending every argument by hopping into his skitter-cart and toodling off into the sunset. I also like to imagine Nice Pete beheading him and shoving the head into Ray's Keith Moon sun tea jar.

Achewood

That’s really the comedy formula isn’t it

Achewood

What’s it called? Radical philanthropy? Pat has written a PDF against that. $3 on his Wordpress.

Achewood

“Most anger is just pointing the mirror at yourself”

Achewood

Speaking of which, it’s probably time he bought some more soap-cake brakes

Achewood

And yet Lyle is the registered, card-carrying asshole. Life is only intermittently fair.

Strange Matter (edited)

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2026-09-20 10:00 The twin pinnocchios' noses touch somewhere in pat's gastrointestinal. In a way, there are two pinnocchios in all of us.
2025-01-09 00:52

Achewood

Like, the Pinocchios are running a nose-train on Pat? That’s some next-level diss-kink, amazing

Brandon Rahhal

I am somehow bothered by the blacksmith's leather apron or w/e that is. That's like strapping on a welder's mask to use a flashlight.

Jasper

I don't know if this is my favourite Achewood or my least favourite and that makes it my favourite.

Achewood

I was trying to render one of those precious chef aprons that's all denim and carharrt-type rugged sailcloth, but yeah, it looks like a Sex Tools apron.

Achewood

You like it because Batty Lou's glasses are octagons.