0136b — Blotted From the Blotter (Patreon)

I think I could write police blotters for the rest of my life. If there were a market for this, I would fill books and books of these, like the sudoku books you get at the airport. I could pair this with my other fantasy of writing small flight-length books for golf travellers to throw away or leave on the plane. When we're young we think we have to dominate the entire world, but as you age you realize it's much more likely that you can dominate just one small category.

I want to write books that travelers treat like used coffee cups. Maybe the universe finally will agree this level of hubris is acceptable from me.