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New Shirt Poll - Please Vote! (Patreon)

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2025-10-24 18:00:12
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2025-10
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New Shirt Poll - Please Vote!

  • I am interested in this shirt for me or as a gift! 231
  • Not interested, but no hard feelings, Chris. 132
  • 2025-10-24
  • 363 votes
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If you would like to see this shirt in the soon-to-launch holiday shop, please vote in the poll! I think it's an awful swell message for our current zeitgeist, but don't want to invest in it if everyone thinks it's a stinker. If you have any specific input or requests — for colors, sizes, etc — please leave a comment. Thank you!

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Achewood

I may or may not come up with a different line for the Juice bit.

Miles McMahon

The first thing I thought of is "is kool aid a juice?"

Aaron Bibb

It will pair well with my beloved "Here Comes a Special Boy" shirt.

Stuart Davidson Tribbs

my philippe for president hooded sweatshirt is knocking on a decade's door, can we get this on hoodies as well? Tis The Season.

Achewood

How about, "False or Actual Juices"

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

The folks at the memory care will get a kick out of this.

Achewood

If and when I switch to a print-on-demand fulfillment site, definitely. But investing in a case of hoodies is like 5x the cost of t-shirts these tariff-y days, sadly. I really liked offering hoodies back in the day.

NuclearNerves

FUUUUUCK YEAH I WOULD BUY LIKE FIVE OF THESE FOR ME AND MY BUDDIES WE LOVE BEING NICE. PEOPLE THINK WE R ODD BUT THE TRUTH IS THERES SO MUCH SCARY BITTERNESS IN THE WORLD THAT WE FORGET THE JOY OF FINDING REAL KINDNESS. GOOD TO SPREAD LISTENING EARS AND OPEN HEARTS EVEN IF ITS SEEN AS STRANGE. WE R HUMANS WE NEED CONNECTION AND SAFETY TO SURVIVE!!! LOVE THIS SHIRT MAN

Tom P

I see no option for "I am interested in this product, but wish to berate the merchant and creator" GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT ONSTAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Achewood

These instruments must be carefully designed to not make me go boo-hoo

Tobias Sumrall

I absolutely love the design my droog. Maybe not for my but folk gonna eat that up That said, any chance those beanies with the Achewood logo you had a few years back gonna make a reappearance? I didn't have the money at the time and I've been kicking myself ever since for missing out on those If not, que sera y'know, just wondering

Stuart Davidson Tribbs

Yeah, I figured that's the pickle. I wonder if there's even a reasonably ethical print-on-demand option accessible domestically. Guess I'll have to keep darning the elbows on this one!

Achewood

Thank you my good Tobias! And yes, I'm stitching together more of those beanies personally, for holiday release.

John Robinson

I am an all-black-all-the-time dresser, so I would appreciate if that were an available option; additionally, I am both big and tall, so I generally wear a 3XL.

David Wolkin

Extremely interested in this! Would definitely buy an XL in almost any color. Would absolutely wear while quenchin' dookie among the LORD

Tom P

spoken like a true Job Creator

Achewood

If the model is just that a domestic shop runs one off direct-to-garment or dye sublimation shirts, that seems like a fairly normal/ethical service. They eat up almost all the margins in order to pay the people, but it's really hands-off and nice for a creator who doesn't also want to build a shipping system. Have you, though, read about domestic versions of this service that are less humane?

Achewood

Thank you for the extra info John!

Achewood

Thank you Mr. Wolkin! And, no photos needed, I trust you at your word.

Clench and Cheese

Philippe shirts are hugely popular in my family. I also would love a "suckin dick bought this van" bumper sticker, FYI.

Achewood

I had those in the shop, and I think I'll have more of the set it was in this year too.

Nicholas Williams

Can we get a "They Did Me a Serious at Tickle Time Subs" shirt? I have a shirt from Ramona's Sandwiches in Portland, ME that has a guy sleeping on a giant sandwich and it says "Today Is A Good Day, For I have Eaten at Ramona's." I love that shirt. It gives me a good feeling.

Achewood

Which strip/blog is that line from? Definitely a fun product idea.

Nicholas Williams

It is a track on one of Ray’s vanity albums. EXTREME deep cut.

RJ Carmine

I really like American Apparel shirts but I'm not sure if those are even made any more. I like the dark green, would also like a dark purple or black. Heathered colors also would look great. I buy XL shirts primarily.

Bruce Wright

Would love to see a heavy weight tee option. these days I can’t get three wears out of a t-shirt without it looking like I got gutshot with a birding load.

Janine Poleman

Oh, yes, please. Yes please. A pale blue shirt with oxblood ink would be just lovely.

Achewood

That’s an excellent color combo. I wish I could do multiples!

Bungus Bronbo

Also if you can put "Bring in Trouble is a Fake Idea" on another shirt, I lost my last one and mourn it every day

Achewood

Do you travel by rolling like a log, rather than walking? I am using a more premium tee this time around, but it’s not specifically a Heavy fabric, unfortunately.

Achewood

Yeah I think they morphed into a different brand after some salacious c-suite misbehavior. But I’m using a nicer tee with that type of more-fitted, less boxy style.

balbert

LA Apparel is the current equivalent (right down to the sleazy founder). Great clothes though.

Achewood

I miss wondering what those albums sounded like

Daniel M Ford

My wife loves Philippe and I would buy this shirt for her in a heartbeat. Her old Phillippe t-shirt is getting a little worn.

Achewood

This could continue in the tradition of my real shirts for fake business project: Dude and catastrophe, the Smoke, Kronos cafe, etc

Achewood

I might have more of those. If I do, they’ll return!

Bruce Wright

no, man, it’s an international plague! google “small holes in t shirts.” Has something to do with the gossamer and industrial waste combo used in modern shirts. Everything went to shit when they stopped using ring spun fabric.

Achewood

Not to fear! My shirts are only made with residential waste.

Jenn

It's really cute, but this color looks terrible on me!

Achewood

The problem is, black is most flattering and versatile, but I don't want to just offer black tees. Or should I??!! It always sells best.

Max Heilbron

Yes please, and also if you offered them in kids sizes, that would be so cute

DKB

I agree! I would buy this shirt.

Jenn

I had my colors done, I'm not supposed to wear black 🤣 it's stupid I know. Everyone else likes it!

Asherdan

I want this so I can constantly answer the question: "Why does your shirt have a kind penis riding in the Kool-Aid man?"

Douglas Wykstra

I'm just one person, but I have gotten to the point where I avoid black t-shirt options, just because I already have too many.

Achewood

You can accomplish the same thing with an undershirt and a Sharpie, but I appreciate that you recognize the distinction professional printing will make in how it is perceived.

Achewood

In talks with new shirt guy as you read this

Achewood

Yeah, I've made an effort to differentiate the shirt colors so the shop doesn't look like a Baroness concert. Only Harmwraðh got black this time, for it is Suitable.

A. C.

Even though I voted not interested, I love the design. It is more a matter of wanting it on something other than a shirt, I suppose?

bentleyjet

I'd buy if you offered a 5x but probably not happening lol

Scott Munro

I love the design. I love the color. I love Philippe. I do not know if I'm a bad enough dude to confidently wear a shirt this cute. I'm going to throw caution to the wind and vote "interested"

James Wellence

If I ever wore this shirt, all my friends would think I'm being a sarcastic jerk. That's on me though, not you.