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The hardest thing I do is draw action sequences, particularly when they involve machinery and explosions. The Great Outdoor Fight aged me years beyond reality. I am dying to do some artistically-minimalist dialogue-driven strips again, My Dinner With Andre style. The artwork was never supposed to be a thing about Achewood, and while I'm relatively proud of what got done this week, I am dog-tired to the music. May 2026 bring back that old repartee, riposte, and ribbing! After we see what becomes of Ray's second trip to Animal Germany, of course. I have a pretty good idea it's going to be as bizarre as it is satisfying.

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jordan b.

so is Beef with a cock silhouette going to be in the next arc?

Bruce Wright

Is Greek testosterone … better somehow? Hairier?

b.zap

Super-Karottenmann!

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

That panel with Ray biting on the feather is horrifying. Even the shape of his bite is grossly vascular.

Charles Richter

the author's notes resolve a question i had from the original strip; namely: whether ray was going to get carrot top to become famous in germany, or get 'carrot-top–famous' in germany. my guess was that the lack of a byzantine arrangement of dashes was intentional, but you never do know with an en-dash.

Achewood

I think from a marketing perspective it sounds better …more archetypal, ancient?

Sedric and Charlie

If I understand the canon correctly, Roast Beef + Mister Forever wouldn't fit in the panel

blair

Alle tanzen als hätte man den Arsch in der Hose.

Ryan Boyle

No disrespect to your drawing effort, but I really enjoyed the unrelated vignette that came with today's cartoon. A tight description of clothing can be as enjoyable as a methed-up plane wreck. Do you ever think about reviving the blogs?

Amy Lewis

Better to leave Dracula to the imagination, IMO

Chris Warren

I thought "Ray looks like Carrot Top" before I had gotten to reading the words in that panel. You captured his essence.

Achewood

The last thing I added was that Alice Cooper type shadow below the eyes. And that's when I knew I had it.

Achewood

I kick myself for not writing new blogs for tier 2, as that's where they belong. Thanks for the reminder.

Achewood

Google is translating that as "Everyone is dancing like they have ants in their pants." It's cleaning up the word Arsch...either by autocorrect or prudishness. Because I know for a fact Ameisen (ants) is not in that original sentence. I just know it in my bones.

Achewood

Ah, I hadn't realized it could go that way, but now I see it can. Yes, Ray is going to make Carrot Top famous in Germany, he's not going to "get as famous as Carrot Top" in Germany.

Achewood

Damn, I thought it was peak Sessy.

Achewood

I like to think they wouldn't have anything like those. So, probably just a small jazz band playing a nice free concert at night in a town square?

Achewood

Sedric: came here to say this

The Good Poster

Two thoughts arise: I remember Pat's large imaginary penis and the argument over its removal, and that we all kept saying ROCK HARD CAT COCK for much longer than was perhaps seemly, Ray's bared-teeth biting on the feather quill to indicate Thinking is viscerally unpleasant. I don't like seeing him do that. Perfect capper to his transformation.

J. Alex

I can't tell you how crazy I felt when that imaginary penis thing was mentioned. What were we even doing back then?

Nate

I believe you mean "Dracula silhouette"

Nate

The image of Pat as a free, erect, sausage string swinging cowboy wearing nothing but chaps lives forever rent free in my mind as a personal totem of what living life to the maximum really feels like. For the record, I have never reached even half of the heady heights of a freeballin' Pat. It's aspirational rather than educational/instructional.

Achewood

The only pill Beef needs is a pair of cheap purple pumps

Achewood

Scientists in Boston have postulated that the specific tensor values of a penis in that presentation would require pharmaceutical assistance. For future reference.

Nate

I should be much more specific: I have never achieved *the vibes* of that image. It is less about the angular orientation of my penis and more about the angular orientation of my life trajectory.