0159b — Enya: Showtunes for Scrapbookers (Patreon)

Old Uncle George has been on ice for seventeen years, so it's about time we pulled everybody's favorite ineffectual little elder-cat out of retirement...and gave Aunt Nina some peace. Word has it he's been learning to do small projects with concrete, like making his-n-hers semi-permanent parking blocks in the driveway — "Just'a like they got at the Macy's!"

Nina scowls and closes the curtain as he smiles and waves next to his creations, the cement spatters still wet on his old trousers.

"Oh well," he thinks. "Maybe she angry to-day. Who can know?"

He enjoys a glass of Crystal Light powdered lemonade — he can save money by mixing it thin — and basks in the sense of accomplishment.