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It's hard to imagine any woman wanting a relationship with Todd, but it's also hard to imagine most men wanting their wangs destroyed with kitchen appliances on a regular basis, so maybe this will work out after all. Todd can get pretty high on throttle body cleaner / snail bait "snottle pops," so half the time you could Federer his dong with an ebelskiver pan and he wouldn't even notice. What was that Fievel song?

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Rob Dalton

"Federer his dong with an ebelskiver pan" ftw.

Jake McIntyre

On one hand, the final version of the strip is much stronger than the original concept and opens all sorts of delightful possibilities for continuation. On the other, America loves to see Todd doing cocaine. Perhaps Todd will do more cocaines in future strips with Char-.

Achewood

Verbing the master was when I knew I had a b-roll

Achewood

Thinking of just leaving her name at Char–. “I nnnnever even knew her full name!”

Asherdan

The ST flip brim on the security guard? ::chef kiss::

Oppido

"Charybdis" seems fitting for this whirlpool of a woman, maybe.

Nicholas Williams

I don’t know that I can be properly afraid of a muscly security guard in a Suicidal Tendencies *hat.* Like, that was a dumb purchase, but not dumb enough to make me think you are dangerous. Now, an emaciated security guard in an Op Ivy beanie? He will bludgeon a man into oblivion, sort of whine-weeping the whole time like “why are you making me do this?”

Bruce Wright

used to have a pal whose girlfriend provided CBT services to various gentlemen. I was appalled to find out what that meant.

Douglas Wykstra

I know what that usually means, but I'm not sure I know what it means in this situation.

Anthony Thompson

The sidebar where you share your artistic deviation is pretty cool to see. IMO that decision turned a sundry concept I could consume without notice into a piece of work I excitedly shared with my adult children. The whole family likes it when women are more than just the straights in the set up!

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Man it has been decades since I heard "shnykies." I always spelled it schnikies. The lady should be kinky and dangerous, yes. Good call.

John Robinson

It is NOT Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

Achewood

That’s a neat fantasy! But yes, I agree that all of the hardest OG suicidal tendencies fans are now like youth ministers or gang outreach or tropical fish people. But definitely still no sleeves.

Achewood

After a few tries I discovered the meaning. It means to break in new 501s while commando. Commando Break-in Technique.

Achewood

He wanted more than just a Pepsi, I tell you what.

Achewood

In Achewood, Germany arc finds YOU

Achewood

I am proud you shared this strip with family. That means your family aren’t nonsense and can handle serious squirrel CBT jokes, which I am also proud of in my own small family.

Achewood

I tried like five variations til this looked right.

Jenn

It is also not Computer Based Training, something I had to do a lot of 20 years ago in a call center where middle aged women tittered over CBT

Achewood

At our house we pretend Sting is always listening, like Ed Harris in the Truman show. Fun fact.

Achewood

CBT will not be soon taken from our hands by LLMs

FactWino

I love the Beef coda, him being all supportive

A. Hamster

The only place you can make more money punting things is the NFL

Julie

I'm perpetually in arrears on reading these, and now that I've caught up I'm going to miss having an e-mail titled "SMACKADOO, THUNDER-TITS" hanging out in my inbox.