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Our beloved guest from the public domain was naïve to assume that the modern world's hijinks began and ended with CornHub. It used to be that you just slapped this fellow's face on a book about sharing or the importance of finishing your toast, and the world turned once again on its oiled axis; today's consumer needs are quite different! We are left wondering, until next week: does the demon spare no one?

Also: Can you spot the one image that was created using an AI image generator? Fun fact: it took about three dozen tries on one of those janky free ones. 

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Holler Wizard

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Jacquelyn R Walters

Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing? *screenshot of T's ChatGPT history

Oppido

Bespoke euthanasia services are actually a pretty good business idea. You can half-ass it and not worry about clients leaving a one-star review.

Bungus Bronbo

POOH! NO! LOOK INTO THAT COMPUTER’S EYES! YOU CAN TELL IT AIN’T INNOCENT

Colin Sueyres

Teodor has been hanging around Little Nephew too long. :|

Eric O'Brien

classic Berkeley Breathed eye take

lake

what the fuck Onstad

Rob Satterfield

I'd think he'd be at least Mid-sized Nephew by now

Clench and Cheese

I'm signing up for Tender Bear. But I'm actually getting it for my mom. I might do the honey vape if it comes in THC packs

GruntyGinMan

Congrats "what the fuck Onstad" You are Our horrified sentence of the week

Oppido

When ChatGPT can't do something, it's like being tied down and watching a guy who sort of looks like your dad, with really fucked up-looking hands, get beat up.

X27

I love the Meg White callback.

A. C.

this is a real good one

Jeff

At this point, I have come to accept that Meg White is never naked.

A Cloth Map

Poor T, forever searching for the philosophers stone.

toby x

A lot of people think Beef is the saddest dude on the roster. A lot of people don't really know T.

Sedric and Charlie

Beef's sadness is cinematic, a tale of struggling against the odds to find something wonderful. He's the only guy in Achewood who could have warranted that montage of panels in the wedding strip. T's just stuck in a rut, hindered by self-doubt. He has talent and he has ambition but it seems like it's always going to be a "tomorrow" thing for him. Perhaps that's why the Penny arc didn't work out

arbysnight

The gang at the Sunnyvale Arbys is so happy that Achewood is back!

toby x

The big difference between Beef and T to me, is Beef has courage.

homunculus

Like Circus Penis said, he's a ditherer.

Tommy Wingo

Pooh's gonna get stuffed.

Chuck S-L

man but I did make a loud noise that one might call laughter when I saw that MacPherson pamphlet. onstad it's a delight to have you back at the desk

bootblacking

Teodor's still trying to see Meg White naked, talk about commitment to a joke

chili sunrise

…At least it didn’t lolcat him on the news?

Daniel Burt

The app said it cannot provide the information, that doesn't mean it doesn't hold the information.

magicarl

Brain Tape had an excellent take on this. Something about Beef knowing why he was sad, and T *expecting* that he shouldn't be

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I don't vape but I might start just to taste those pods.

Eli Parker

T down bad to read a description of what Meg White looks like naked.

Andrew K

"Tender Bear" holy shit, Achewood is so back baby