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[Vintage newsreel voice] Trips to the gymnasium typically provide ample jumping off-points for a variety of psychological airings-out; pair that with the increasingly hen-bitten disposition of the everyday citizen and you will come to understand why participation in public exercise is on the decline. Can any of us afford the membership, let alone the slings and arrows which darken the air between the bells? 

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lake

There are some sentences here

Don Rowe

Sentences? Noun phrases alone. "Hezbollah Night Muppet."

bootblacking

What does it even mean 💀💀

chili sunrise

The gym rats have previously decided on a term for this maneuver.

lake

“Dis of the Pharaohs”

Brian Sutton

We'll find out shortly that the spotter stuffed with Todd.

Amy Lewis

Poor Roast Beef has such wiggly noodle arms and some choad's bonch in his puss. Wherefore can't Ray provide an in-home fitness center for the use of his favorite knucklehead?

Cy Heffley

this has been making my fridays so much better

Gavril Rice

radish is a classic, clean scent to be sure

Rob Satterfield

One cannot avoid the Shaft of the Spotter

Elyse Renée

Sometimes a man must prove something unto himself

Cf Duddy

Holy shit I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Beef displays here the Lawful Anxious alignment. As far as fabric softener, a drop or 2 of lavender essential oil on 4-6 wool dryer balls (1-2 drops each) gives a nice subtle sweet fresh vibe while also beating the absolute shit out of your clothes, which Gym Bros would definitely appreciate.

Clench and Cheese

The funniest thing is that the spotter is a woman. Which is also weirdly hot.

Kristaps Porzingis

I have had my doubts up to this point but this is truly on par with the classics

b.zap

It's a Fuck You Manhellion Friday

Oppido

Beef should remember how much he hates the greeting card industry, that always gets his triceps swelling.

Thickolas

It's been a long time since somebody other than Beef bullied Beef

Tom Morris

"we": Molly confirmed?

M.J. Ocasio

Where do you get that from? Seems to be a dude with a big ol’ schlong.

Oppido

Dude better hope Ray doesn't get word of this business. You ask Cody Travis's tick-pimps what happens to suckers who disrespect Ray's chief knucklehead.

toby x

Been praying

toby x

Cowboy sauce

Douglas Wykstra

"Children disgraced him with verse and soft fruit" is perfect dactylic tetrameter. I feel like someone should mention that.

Kral

Instant classic