Lost Strip: 2009, Téodor Writing Lyle's Biography (Patreon)

I recently came across this fourteen-year-old artboard from March of 2009, and I can't find it anywhere in the published archive or via the dialogue search service, so I suspect it was considered "not good enough" and subsequently lost to the sands of time. Today, in 2023, I actually consider it a perfectly passable strip, and because its content is true to the (fairly loose, admittedly) internal rules of the Achewood universe, I'm posting it in all three tiers, as a fun little treat that everyone should have seen way back in the first place. 

If I am wrong, and this was actually posted in some forgotten yet still visible cranny of the slowly-listing Achewood world-barge, well, "so what," I guess.