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Assetbar Archive: Unusually Devastating Trip to the Bodega (pdf) (Patreon)

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2023-08-26 17:00:04
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Of men who will dance under warm spring sun in freshly-knotted crowns of yarrow, this story contains none. 

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Clench and Cheese

The only reason Beef doesn't gravitate toward MD 20/20 is the long-ingrained habit of reading labels to check the sodium content. He probably didn't think Kosher wine would help.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

In all sincerity, one should never take mobility for granted.

Omurice

Reminds me somewhat of The Cripple by Guy de Maupassant.

Rich Pigott

Oh man I want to find Beef and hug him so hard. He would hate it and then where would we be?

aw

Good God

Don Rowe

#73, of course

Don Rowe

Hoooooooo man. It's really easy to conceive of Beef's cares as being founded in neurosis, but the prose really does a good job of highlighting how profoundly sensitive and developed his empathy is. (I can imagine that this is actually a very personal piece, but Mr. Kazenzakis here was the perfect vessel for it.)

bootblacking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

Shawn Ritchie

"She asked what had been up with me gone all afternoon but when I said “I saw something” she didnʼt pry. I canʼt believe I have somebody who gets that. I should do something for her." I wish this wasn't a mirror reflecting my own marriage back at me.

Brian Horstead

The convenience store clerks leans over to sell bread to the living dead. He carefully opens the fanny pack... a periscope peers back OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Tom Morris

Shit man. This has really hit me today.

Tom Morris

That's definitely a life goal for me.

Walter Biggins

Holy shit. That took a turn from funny to jesus I’m gonna need to think about life a little bit

Wendy Cloudberry

Lotsa feelings about this but to keep it light before bedtime I’ll just say it’s a damned shame that Nat Shermans (as known in 2010) are gone

Chris Temple

It's good that Ray did not interact with the poor gentleman, else there would be another carpet flower in Hell to remind him of his thoughtlessness.