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The above video shows just one of the dozens of new designs I've created for embroidering upon the upcoming apparel line.

Several months ago Achewood invested in a 12-needle digitally-driven embroidery machine that is roughly the size and weight of the front third of a horse. We wanted to raise the bar beyond the usual merchandise fare, and I, upon learning how obnoxiously opaque the process of getting artwork digitized for embroidery is, decided to teach myself how to do it. Naturally, I needed a prototyping machine, and a local apparel decoration shop that was going out of business was happy to unload this bad beastie into the hungry maw at the back of my lame little Subaru.* 

I have said it before and I will say it again: I absolutely love owning production equipment. We printed, trimmed, and bound all of last year's cookbooks in-house. I produce all the oversized posters on incredibly temperamental Canon photo printers. I even made all the buttons we used to sell, from scratch (which totally sucked). 

When the shop reopens for the holidays (on or before October 1, to coincide with the 22nd anniversary of Achewood!) you'll see the cautious first wave of our new, higher-end apparel. 

* I am not impressed by my own car.

Comments

Captain Chaos

Amazed you still have the Subaru I'm pretty sure I remember it referenced in the strip before

b.zap

Todd has waited all his life for a needle that fast.

b.zap

*splut*

Charles Richter

this has extremely todd-style jittery energy

Vijnananath

I would love a scarf or bandana with Todd brand Flip Off embroidery thereon.

Jay Williams

I’m picturing a whole series of embroidered corporate logo type shirts- Dude and Catastrophe, Prime Time Records, The Ray Card, Sanryobuki, and, of course, Underpants Time. Please, for the love of Christ, take all of my money.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

SICK. I hope to one day own a garment or an accessory with a Todd or other such denizen stitched upon it.

Sean Wolf

J. Vincent J. Lemoni apparel!

Achewood

Oh man that is a deep cut but would be a fun use of "athletic department stenciling" lettering

Ben Wilinofsky

The lost art of making things ourselves

J.

I bought a 3D printer to cannibalize for embroidery because $10k is a little steep for something I just want to dabble in, and I'll be damned if I'm going to pay $400 for something that can barely do a 4" square/has a bunch of proprietary nonsense when I already own a sewing machine I'm not particularly attached to. Haven't started the project (based on a Hackaday article) so no idea yet if it's only cost-effective for people with infinite free time.

Achewood

As it turns out, satisfaction is an emotional food group.

Achewood

For the record, this old used machine cost nowhere near $10k. But I am intrigued to hear how a 3D printer can be converted into a sewing machine; that is some next-level home genius shit that I can only begin to guess at.

Achewood

watched it. This is the kind of shit that makes me excited to be alive

J.

This might not be the article I was looking for, which was about taking the steppers and XYZ arms from a 3D printer and using them to drive a hoop under a standard sewing machine at whatever XZ dimensions the printer was built for. Anyway, this was the first result without dredging through my history from a month ago on a different device. EDIT: 100% agree. There are many positives. FURTHER EDIT: XY, I guess. I've always assumed Z was depth and Y was height, but it looks like that's not the case in many, many areas. How did I ever pass those drafting classes...?

Gurglepot

F-f-f-frick yeah! (I’ll take two).

Late Style

"I have said it before and I will say it again: I absolutely love owning production equipment. We printed, trimmed, and bound all of last year's cookbooks in-house." A thousand times - yes.

Achewood

Keep those pistachios in, brother, some items will come in Believable sizes.

80s Guy

A shirt involving Todd and whatever Todd wants

Michael Akey

F.O.G. This is a club I can get behind.

Achewood

ChatGPT draw a mobius strip of cocaine

80s Guy

Hey! Don't do cocaine at me, you son of a bitch!

Daniel Burt

I like to think embroidery is recommended to Todd as a therapeutic activity to replace crack after rehab stints.

Vivian Ritchie Handler

Please make a hoodie or t-shirt that says the wearer knows he is "without advantage" and must "harvest gray corn until the final morning” in Japanese.

Clench and Cheese

it would be good practice to try to vomit exactly within the embroidery

Dave

I had to learn the embroidery design software during a stint at Nike- I learned to appreciate work done refining the stitch orientation and layering- above the "fill in this area with flat stitching" technique. Hunting around for embroidered patches on Ebay was good training for me. This is an impressive development, btw

Achewood

It’s a cool art form, with the most arcane non-intuitive tools I have ever seen, and I have been to an coribindium mine in zero gravity in the year 9013

Michael Cadger

Suckin' dick bought this 12-needle digitally-driven embroidery machine

Eric Manschot

Oh man I am looking forward to a polo shirt with Ray or Beef or Phillipe

Tom Morris

I am also not impressed by my own car. In fact, I am not impressed by the fact I have a car at all.

A. C.

say what you will this is the one patreon subscription that actually makes me feel a little patrony

W. C.

I am impressed with my own car. It's Airwolf.