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Twenty-two years ago today a little otter stood atop a drum machine manual, and in so doing tipped this ponderous universe into motion.

Of all the levers I have pulled with great and specific hope in my breast, this was not the one I thought would become the reference frame for my life. And though at times this mercurial bull has bucked me to the dirt, it has also carried me through essential passages that I have loved, and of which I am cautiously proud.

Thank you for believing in Achewood enough to support me in making it for all the perpetuity I have left in me. To get to do this for real now, after two decades of fits and starts and struggle, is—and I do not say this lightly—heaven.

Please enjoy this 8-page color comic I wrote for Dark Horse back during the second Bush administration. Despite its age, I think you will find that its themes have not yellowed upon the shelf.

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Omurice

Congratulations, and thanks for all you do to benefit the nation.

E Corcoran

Haven't thought about AA Gill in years. He was quite good. Said a funny thing about the Welsh once.

elkweed

AA Gill - good at words, but sadly also good at shooting that monkey that one time

blair

A great thing and a good one. Thank you.

Bob the Fish Productions

I'm sorry, but as a UK reader I cannot brook the AA Gill praise. The man was certainly talented at sentences, but he was also a truly horrible man: racist, sexist, homophobic, and once murdered a monkey just to see it die. Perhaps worse, he knew he was scum and was smug and arrogant about it. Even Pat Reynolds at least doesn't understand, let alone celebrate, the fact that he's an asshole. He didn't die soon enough.

Achewood

Thank you for the extra info, Matthew. I only ever knew his food writing, as his personal life was essentially unknown here.

Bob the Fish Productions

Yeah, that's fair enough. I just hope Molly never heard Beef praise him. He was to the Welsh what Salman Rushdie is to Iran.

Oliver Milne

So what you're saying is, exactly the kind of guy to make an unflattering cameo appearance in Achewood

Achewood

Sigh. "Make no monument to the living, for they may still disgrace the stone," cannot possibly be an Achewood original concept, but it is a warning that still occurs to me daily.

Zen Window

At least AA Gill's legacy isn't the spreading wake of emotional damage that AA Milne's pervert speedboat of a life left behind him.

Achewood

What did AA Milne do? I read his Wikipedia page last year and don't remember anything salacious.

Tim Hulsizer

Man, here's my uncultured ass thinking AA Gill is a made-up Achewood thing and that people in this comment section are scatting and bebop-ing new fake details about this fictional writer to add comedic heft to his legacy. Only to discover he's real and he sucks. What a humbling start to my Sunday idyll.

Anthony Correale

"a fast-forwarded little video of two accordions" is all I'll be able to see next time I make a bad food decision

E Corcoran

Did not know that about the monkey. Thanks pardner

E Corcoran

Someone's a little bit too sensitive methinks

Achewood

Please lord let this space remain the one place on the internet that strangers to one another do not create cross energy, not on this special day, let us focus on what goodness we share

Rob Dalton

We are all now standing on it, Bre'er Onstad.

Mae

Poor Teodor really thinks he did something with that enchirito....

E Corcoran

De mortuis nil nisi bonum dicendum est. That will be my final comment.

Ben Wilinofsky

Chris Onstad is to sentence technology what heaven is to places a dude can get drunk by himself and read Nate Small

Paul Davies

This is one of the finest Achewood strips I’ve ever read.

Jordan D Cowman

aww yeah, who's the jazz machine. Who's the man who brings the jazz to every situation.

J.

Time for a little Freezepop.

Brandon Rahhal

I remember when this was only available to Premium Members, to Patreon patrons before Patreon was a thing. I was not a patron then, and I am thrilled to be one now.

Chris Gumprich

I feel this strip deserves a comment that is not unlike a…. sentence that is above the common…. thing what is good. Dang, dogg.

Colby Francis

As if a daring coupe upon the pallet, upon discovering treacherous seepage of layer 5, 6 is now determined; frightfully and determinedly seeking passage to cortex

Zen Window

I'm torn between letting this shitpost lie and owning up to it, but I love Achewood too much to leave it at cropdusting the comments and moving on. I sincerely have no idea as to whether AA Milne was a baddie or not. I just ran with the AAs since the current model year of my favorite comic opened with Pooh, and the imagery of the wake and speedboat were too much fun to not use. My wholehearted apology if this has caused even the briefest feelings of uh and/or oh.

Chase Macri

I am so grateful you took the pains to start again *again*. Words fail me to describe how much the full narrative means to me and how often lines you’ve written come off my tongue in every day conversation or how frequently I think about the characters you’ve created. You’re a genius and a master.

cody

Of course Ray isn’t wearing a seatbelt.

trashd

A scholar and a gentleman.

Kral

Need their mouth to be hot all the time. That is so good. My in laws won’t eat anything that isn’t scalding

Safe is for NPC's

Genius as ever. However, bittersweet, in that it reminds me that the Double-Decker Taco used to be a thing and then those bastards took it from us.

honker

"I have never heard of someone using tequila so selfishly."