Text Message: Lily Calloway & Ryke Meadows - Send Me A Photo (Patreon)

We have a fun text message extra for you today! 💜 This text chat takes place during the Addicted Series timeline, and it's one of our favorite old text chats that we created wayyyyy back during a long ago blog tour for the Thrive release! We scrounged it up and wanted to share with all of you first 🥰

TEXT MESSAGES

Lily: Hey, can you send me a photo of a pygmy marmoset? I don’t have internet on my phone.

Ryke: What the fuck do you need a picture of a monkey for?

Lily: It’s a monkey?! Picture, please!!!!

Ryke: Here... (*sends a photo of a tiny monkey wrapped around a person's finger)

Ryke: Now what the fuck are you doing?

Lily: Oh my gosh! It’s so tiny. Is this the baby?

Ryke: No. pygmy as in really fucking small. Can you answer me now?

Lily: I’m talking to Connor about Penn and the difference bw journalism majors (you) and econ majors (him). And he keeps calling you a pygmy marmoset. I didn’t want to ask him what that was and make him think I’m stupid. Do you want me to relay a message to him from you?

Ryke: Yeah. Tell him to fuck off.

Lily: Will do.

Lily: Oh. And I don’t think you’re a pygmy marmot-whatever. Just so you know.

Ryke: Thanks, Lily.

Lily: Your welcome

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