Brad has an invitation for you, fat boy. (Patreon)

“Hey man, I’m Brad. I don’t normally introduce myself to strangers, but I couldn’t help it. I mean, you’re so fucking FAT, bro! Just fucking massive, aren’t you? Sorry if that offends you, dude, but you gotta weigh - what - 600 lbs, right? 680?! Fuck man, that’s hot. Yeah, I said “hot”. Say, you wanna haul all that blubber up to my suite and show me what a fuckin’ greedy hog you can be? All you can eat and then some, right piggy? Awesome! Well, room service is on me, fat boy.”