Jesus, you got so fuckin' FAT! (Patreon)

“Jeez dude, could you at least put a fuckin’ shirt on before you come into the kitchen? Since you quit the gym, you’ve gained like 150 lbs and the last fuckin’ thing I need is your massive gut jiggling around while I drink my protein shake. You’re a fuckin’ embarrassment, you fat fuck – why don’t you try some self-control once in a while? Lardass.”