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Listen up you greasy goblins— The merch tier about to close and we have a tantalizing offer for existing and new patrons!

If we get 10 more new or upgraded Merch Tier members this month, and TJ is gonna recreate Boogie eating an ENTIRE jar of mayo. That’s right, mayo dripping down his chin, mayo clogging his arteries, mayo haunting his dreams. You don’t want it… but you NEED it.

If we get 20 more new or upgraded Merch Tier Members TJ will face a reckoning! Scotty will force TJ to FINALLY to see how many tendies he can eat! Will he set a record… or will he shit his britches live on camera like a shame-soaked toddler at a county fair?

The Merch Tier already gets you exclusive goodies and sick-ass merch, but now it’s also your ticket to TJ’s public humiliation and possible digestive collapse.

All new merch tier members will also receive a signed Senor Tomat poster! Remember in three days the Merch Tier closes until November!

Mayo. Tendies. Shitted britches. LEGACY.

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River Roth

COME ON YOU COWARDS. MAKE TJ EAT THE MAYO.

WillTheProdigy

The mayo video is legendary. However, I’m not unconvinced it’s vanilla pudding. And what’s to prevent TJ from cheating, as well?

BruceyDaPug

Can I buy 10 pieces of merch to make TJ not eat Mayo like Boogie. You made my owners both through up during the boogie gauntlet

Jasoon

Oh no I have to spend money...

Sputnik

There's no way Scotty would let him get away with cheating on that. The mayo shall be consumed.

Stinkinburrows

He's gotta be shirtless and follow the laughing script perfectly.

Nicholas

Can I become one so you don’t recreate it

Zoe

A 30 oz jar of mayo contains ~ 5400 calories. This seems like not the best idea health-wise IJS. Good luck!!! 🩻🚒

GraveSource

I really don’t know if this is attractive or repellent…

Behemoth

How do I get in contact with you guys about not receiving a merch tier item? I have not gotten my tomump mug

Atticus Omundson

How many need to upgrade for TJ to *never* do this?

Roman Douchington

I would DM them directly or email them, they're pretty on the nose with getting back to you quickly

Behemoth

Gotcha. Thanks!

Jasoon

It's TJ we are talking about. That's probably enough to satisfy only one of his segments

Puggy420

I would rather TJ just give us more exposing Christian influencers content than eat mayo.

poop

GIVE ME IT

Sputnik

We were still robbed from this.