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Tay

The song Brett sings sounds alot like black Sabbath's electric funeral

Tay

What's fascinating to me is that even though boogie is fatter than Brett it seems like he moves around alot more than brett

Tay

Eternal undying love fucking annihilated me

Mondo_Bruh

Now that Brett’s scumfuck ass flagged part 2 I gotta watch this version. Let’s throw him in the bronze bull at the festus meetup

apacheviking210

If he was only made aware of Electric Funeral from vauge description.

Brad The Patreorn

Part 2 was removed from YT. Wtf is this Brett Keane bullshit. He couldn’t resist not flagging the audiobook reading. This kind of shit is why I would NEVER buy his shitty books no matter how entertainingly bad they would be. He can’t stop tripping over his own dick. He could make so much money but he can’t help himself

Tyler FitzSimmons

"The windows wouldn't be repaired in that window of time". Brett's writing has infected TJ's grammar!

Tay

Listen to the first part and then listen to electric funeral, they're clearly trying to do the same thing but legally distinct

SomeRandomCanadian

I’d normally say pride cometh before the fall but that dog-shit filled glad bag fell long ago, now he just shoots himself in the foot and blames the world for his problems (although when didn’t he to begin with)

The East

Boogie actually has will/want to do something. From the description of the town in Eternal Undying Love which is totally not Festus lol, It sounds like Brett has kinda given up a while ago. He talked as if there was no opportunity or chance for something better than a subsistence lifestyle. Boogie, despite the constant pity parties, actually seems to think he can attain something and get somewhere which to be fair he kinda has even if its just being a scripted lolcow, one who does make a bunch of cash.

Tay

My favourite thing about Brett's grammar(it really comes out in eternal undying love) is that sometimes his grammar drifts so far off course he becomes french

Tay

Brett says "I've been calling people all morning" and then "I've been calling for months". I think he said the truth the first time and then quickly retconned it to make it seem like he was trying harder. Dorn put the letter on his bed and he spent like two hours trying to fix it before turning to e-begging