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Jeff DePaul

I know I may be alone on this but, boo. Please don't do another one like this.

Marcos

I love watching TJ play dark souls, and or Cuphead. He's just barely good enough to win, which makes everything in game an a acomplishment.

The East

Most laughs I've gotten out of a gauntlet recently, I loved this.

Cristian Puscas

I think these games require for you to not hesitateee

McKinley Stigevik-Yates

Bruh, audio only version please? I literally only get to listen while at work :/

Officer Jarpis

My favourite kind of content from you guys, right after the Tournament of Terror. Was a great distraction from the misery of the world. It's a shame it's not equally enjoyed by all viewers

Timey wimey

MORE, I CRAVETH MORE. That is all gentlmen 🥸

Cameron

Nice try TJ, we all know it’s you on your alt account.

Hayden Cusick

Ha he missed the hobo twice so good get fucked.

Jeff DePaul

It was insanely boring. I can only watch a guy die a bunch of times in a video game for so long, and the commentary didn't save it. The other gauntlets at least had content, this was a kickstream about gaming 😴

syysky

TJ's resilience is unbelievable, truly inspirational. How can he stay so calm, playing such a painful and punishing game, while being constantly roasted and yapped at :D

Cassidy Dylyn

this was the gaming equivalent of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes

Maryam

I love this kind of content 😁

Viligant Dipshit

I’ve never been more frustrated, my cats play better than this 🤣 you improved quite a bit eventually though

Bryant Field

Im glad TJ took all that time to practice kicks instead of fighting bosses.

ThePoopyDoopy

This series inspired me to force my friend to play Dark souls. He keeps accidentally kicking when he tries to swing his weapon.

Poeacidic

This is the most compelling gameplay I've ever seen. I'm not even kidding. I need to see TJ succeed.

BruceyDaPug

I think we need to make this a weekly show. Onion nuggets once a week and once a week back seat gaming stream. That way TJ will get better (or fail and get more pissed) we get less horrible news. and we will sooner get to the day Paul's Ego will get his Endless suffering of TJ show off the ground. TJ suffering this day was legendary! I think he should suffer more for our Entertainment!!!

McKinley Stigevik-Yates

Then don't fkn listen to it. I wanna hear TJ Lament. I don't have time to watch a 5hr video.

Agreeable Squid

I think Tj did improve a lot throughout this play session. 1 tip i would give him though is to dodge into the enemy attacks rather then away, or dodge to the left. I feel like most attacks in the game come from that direction anyway. Hope to see more soon! :)

Poeacidic

TJ needs the Giant Dad build. It was made for him.

Kyle Johnson

TJ somehow managed to be both way more incompetent and way more competent than I'd thought he'd be during this stream. Keep em' coming!

The East

TJ improving over the course of the stream was great to see, genuinely if he does keep up at this more frequently he could really start getting good i think.

Elizabeth Allen

Now that TJ is getting better make him play a different game. Make him play Helldivers or something all of you can play. Then you could fuck on him in game. Like "oh look at how easy this is TJ I'm doing it with such ease" "watch me TJ, see there's nothing wrong with the kicks"

Kyle Johnson

Oh my fucking god. Don't tell me TJ is going to kill the gargoyles next episode and then lose all his souls going back down because he has not killed the sorcerer dude. I'm gonna have an aneurysm if that happens.

Snaildog

He did manage to kill him in the end, although he might still get killed by the gank squad on the way down lol

Elizabeth Allen

I keep having these little ideas and making plans but then I remember there's no future and we're all fucked.

Snaildog

I really think TJ was starting to get the roll timings down a lot better when he started fighting the Bell Gargoyles, he’s beginning to believe!

Shayne Mathew Jendrey

What a wild ride of emotions. It's both frustrating and entertaining. Like TJ is the petulant chosen one and is being coerced to reaching his full potential.

Lainey

Man, I just feel bad for TJ watching this. You all gang up on him, giving him mixed signals about what strategy to use and then you're surprised when he keeps dying and resorts to killing the helpless "hobo" NPC's. I mean, I know you're all just doing it to gas him up and make the stream more entertaining, but to me, it was just aggravating, especially when the advice that you do give him turns out to be wrong. I think Scotty should have taken the controller and showed that he actually has the necessary skill to be talking shit the whole time. But hey, I still enjoyed it... when it wasn't just fucking annoying. I mean, Scotty's shit talking was actually funny when TJ was playing Cuphead, so there are times when it does work.

Stoned Caterpillar

I never realized how much I would love the eternal suffering of TJ Kirk, but he has potential! I'd watch him play rdr2 as a let's play, if that says anything.

Stoned Caterpillar

Dude that "I did it!" At 1:16:43 is so real bro, this reminds me of being 14/15 playing games at a friend's house while someone thrashes and we're cheering them on.

TrailMix00

VERY conservative play, TJ. 🇺🇸

Red Rocket

This was great with Stevie there. Next time less Paul.

grimy_waifu

These should be retitled the endless sufferings of TJ because this works lol

Mythic Templar

unironically TJ is not the worst Dar souls player. hes hella bad, but iv still seen worst.

Alistair 6336

I'm not a gamer so watching TJ play Dark Souls for 5+ hours was pure torture. I tapped out after 2 and the 1 hour pre show was far more entertaining than this.

james leazenby

Tj plays like the buttons are constantly shifting on the controller.

Nemo

This was awesome. I loved this. Perfect content. I would give more money per month to see this type of content

Jordan Zucaro

TJ was utterly betrayed by Stevie here who proved he was not a worthy guide by not leading TJ directly to the Zweihander

Splinter Man

“This is my favorite thing ever” Same Paul 😂❤️

AnnoyingKiwiDude

Unwatchable content. Why? Fellas are keeping a minority of fans happy. Sad

Zen

God this makes me want dank dungeons and drunken dragons. Love when they bring Stevie on for stuff like this.

Omar Peoples (edited)

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2026-10-25 02:00 Diddnt ya'll take the entire last week off? Why are you off for 2 weeks when trump shit his pants on video? That video is right up your alley.
2026-02-13 10:18

Omar Peoples

They needed 2 weeks off so they could play videogames bro.

Omar Peoples

They womt let you hit if you attack other peolles opinions

Stefan Leov

You clearly haven’t watched others play this game or played yourself. He’s catastrophically bad. Another comment nailed it, he moves like the controller buttons constantly reshuffle. He doesn’t strafe, roll, has no timing, just panic. And that’s the whole point. The bit is yelling at him while he fumbles through it. Nobody’s bullying a helpless child. TJ does not need you riding in to defend his honor.

DFFPodcast

We're not taking 2 weeks off. We are doing a show later today

RepulsiveLit

Oh The Sufferings of TJ lol. Great content

Colin Thome

Stevie may be good at Dark Souls himself but he is quite a terrible guide

Reece Varner

He an awkward fuck lol 😆 lovable guy tho

Cameron

TJ will literally take a year or two to beat DS1 and that’s being generous

Troy

more stuff with all 4 of yall plz. Stevie is the new Ben!

Amin Bayad

Don't insult Stevie like that but yea we love all 4 together

Raygun

living up to your name huh?

Radamazan

TJ. most bosses just try to roll behind them and literally target their assholes. Rolling away can get you stun locked. Also Try Estoc sword with a medium shield. you can attack with your shield guard up, which is great for new players. Ds is all about finding a weapon you like the FEEL of and maxing it, for me it was Estoc.

Splinter Man

“What did you do to earn a meatball sub?” 😂

Stefan Leov

I think it’s everyone else we should be commending. This was like watching a guy with Parkinson’s attempt to thread a needle for an entire 5 hours.

Kyle Johnson

Alright, enough of this bullshit. Here's all Stevie and Paul needs to have TJ do: (1) Have TJ farm souls until he can get a pluss 5. (2) Beat the gargoyles. (3) Use the souls from the garogyles to get to 16 strength, then head straight for the Zweihander. (4) Upgrade the Zweihander, then go beat Havel for his ring). (5) Beat the Capra Demon. (6) Get the large ember from the depths. (7) Beat the gaping dragon. (8) Just fucking sprint through Blightown and farm enough large titanite shards to get the zweihander to +10. (9) Beat Quelaag. (10) Head straight for Anor Londo for either the black iron or Havel set. (11) TJ has his tanky bonk build that can carry him through the game. That is, at least until he hits the DLC. Then he's still totally fucked.

Kyle Johnson

Seriously though. Who else started out snickering over TJ's ineptness and suffering, only to be 100 % genuinely rooting for him at the end?

Sideris

I’m a pc guy and I’m blown away tj has sli that hasn’t been a thing since forever…

Stefan Leov

Good job, TJ! I’m so proud of your progress at the end. You were better than Scotty by the time you reached the boss. My advice would be to avoid rolling a second time to take a swing. If you roll once to dodge and then roll again to get closer, you won’t have enough stamina to swing. Instead, roll into him as your doge or after your dodge, just run up to him to swing.

Lainey

Your reply is as if I don't express any nuance at all. You gotta chill.

Agnostic Jin

If he is too good as a guide, the video wouldn't be as entertaining

SpongePaul BallPants

Fuck the kick and fuck parrying. Roll into shield guys (diagonally to the right or left) then attack from the side. So much easier

🌹🌐Nick🪩🥀

He actually died 64 times. Still, this was amazing. Well done, TJ

Myles

Finally catching up on episodes and I loved watching Tjs journey through dark souls. Hopefully Paul and Stevie can come back next time, lots of funny moments :)

Jorge Nicho

Have him play Fight'n Rage

Cassandra

Tj would have a much easier time if he did the circle strafe. Since he’s using a shield.

Console Peasant Content

I do love this. But Scotty Paul and Stevie kinda barely know what's going on either 😂😂😂😂 I'm a virgin who's completed all of them naked with no deaths so take that as you will.

Mr. Rodgers

Tj learned to lock on! This is progress!

Shams Bouteille

I absolutely loved that, I could watch ten of those

Aaron

I concur, Backseat gaming should be non-negotiable for ALL future patreon support! And it should be WEEKLY! HAHAHAHAHA.

Aaron

I disagree, TJ could have the best guide in the world and he would still hand wave away anything they say unless it's a task that takes no longer than 5 seconds to complete lol

The Major

Games your lorve situation