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Deep Fat Fried 3/13/26 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-13 16:04:27
Edited:
2026-03-14 03:59:15
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2026-10
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WAR RAGES - PRICES SURGE - MUSIC SUCKS - FRIDAY THE 13th!

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La Chona

HEY TED WHERE THE HELL'S THE CORKSCREW

wunbis

derfinn peed on a tuesday? hot dagm

Elizabeth Allen

You seem to be losing tracks of time. It's Friday Mr.

Chancy

Fat Traitor Paul… I never thought I‘d see the day. DISSAPOINTED!!!

Elizabeth Allen

Just my luck that I decide to make a risky move right as a war starts.

Elizabeth Allen

I've been fucked since the day I was born. My life is nothing but a fucking grind. Guess I just gotta keep fucking grinding even though I know it only gets worse. Maybe I'll be surprised. Sure.

Elizabeth Allen

Paul security is so relaxed on military bases anyone could sneak on base and steal a tank. All they would need is a pair of bolt cutters the resolve to look like they belong and they got a tank. They don't require keys to start. At least a Bradley troop carrier doesn't. I assume tanks start the same way.

Elizabeth Allen

When are you cowards going to walk down Steelmenville Road?

Agnostic Jin

I just arrived, and they're saying bye, lol

apacheviking210

You know what? I haven't seen poop poop in a while so.... Pëüp!! 💩

Elizabeth Allen

At this point I'm so tired of trying to better myself and my circumstances as the world gets worse I just wish the US government would drop a bomb directly on top of my head.

Elizabeth Allen

The last dream I remember having from what I remember I was standing on a street just outside some kind of checkpoint in the road and it was run down and the sidewalks were sparsely crowded with forlorn disheveled people. I look to my left down the end of the street that isn't blocked and I see Carl from the walking dead standing next to me. Then I look to my right and start to approach the checkpoint. That's when I notice it's controlled by these people next to a pile of corpses wearing white like an old time revival down by the river. As I approach I see a woman, she looks older and slightly overweight like a grandma and she's wearing a white blouse and skirt with a white wrap covering of her scalp. She has a man on his knees and a knife to his neck and as I get closer she quickly and brutally slits his throat with a dramatic flair pointing the knife into the air. I continue to approach even though I am surely next and then I woke up.

Solfoo

Phat beets on that intro. Reminded me of Deep Cover.

BadGuyRants

So far Chee-Jay’s brought up Captain Hook, Cruella De Vil, Ursula (multiple times) & The Queen. Disney Villains got him by the balls.

AnnoyingKiwiDude

Paul’s “diagnosis” of TJ’s dream is hilarious.

FulgrimFanboy

I go to the movies to get out of the house sometimes but I saw wicked 2 in imax and it was expensive but 100% worth it for me. Great movie and experience

wunbis

I really appreciate the entertainment. This shit species is ballsack : (

FulgrimFanboy

3:14:40 that guy sounds like a shitty ai George straight

BulkierWriter 2

1:18:00 Can the state start going at people like DFF in their next staged event?

Bryant Field

I would bet money on Ben taking minoxidil to keep his great hair line and the hair growth is effecting his eyebrows

Peter

Sometimes it feels like all you guys do politically is run whataboutism for trump

Stephanie Owens

LOLCOW Gauntlet Part 2!!!! We won boys!!!!

Glaring Through Oblivion

After Russia invaded Ukraine, Vladimir Zelenskyy started to grow a beard. Maybe Ben Shapiro is growing his eyebrows as the war with Iran in Israel goes on.

Butthole Gungan

I just want to take a moment to say I randomly jumped to a spot in the middle and landed precisely where I left off live. Then I clicked another random spot and landed right where the news started. I am cool

gavan

Paul, Paul, please you need to do a bit or whole video on the lack of media literacy and just how bad it’s gotten. Particularly with movies, people aren’t consuming them as movies anymore, they get them in 2 minute doses, that’s not that bad but what makes it worse is, invariably every video that’s a cut of a film, is arbitrarily narrated by an AI slop voice as though we’re literally too stupid to grasp what’s literally being depicted in real time. Please Paul you need to and you’re a fitting person to do so.

Seth

Country + rap = crap 💩

Poeacidic

TJ, your dream is about your wish to be part of something larger and more interesting than what you're doing now. In the dream, you're always standing among the familiar (family, significant others) while observing something that interests you (Movies, celebrities, personal heroes, interesting situations). You want to engage with these things (Reading the article, watching the movie, eating the ice cream, joining the orgy) but something is inhibiting your engagement (It's too dark, the theatre or ice cream shop is confusing, you feel ugly). When confronted by an ominous force, represented by a demon possessed security robot, you are chastised for being unsatisfied with your life. But then you are offered a way to escape that life, into something grander. When you ask if your current project (your book) can be your way to something else, the robot does not answer. This is because you yourself don't know what the results of that work will bring. You know there is an easier way, but you see that as a false choice, delivered by a being that is known to lead people astray, with promises of wishfulfilament. You want something more than what you have. Something you regard as equal to the things you admire. But you don't know how to get there, and that makes you feel lost.

kyjol

'There are no vaults' - there are, just not for the poors.

Krista Vaillancourt

I support your health journey Paul. Don't let the haters get you down. They just don't want you to live well, that's all.

Norma

My hubbie bought me an Economos shirt for my bday 🥹

Jim

Paul, these robot police officers are easily worse than what we're currently dealing with. And yes, they DO mistake a sandwich for a gun. Quite often as well. I really dont understand how you think this Ai tech is over the top foolproof when its been proven time and time again that it isnt. It'll make deadly mistakes and the people responsible for this tech will never be held accountable. So yeah, this is a further decent into a Neverending horror show. Love you, Paul, but this endless excuse making for new tech has got to stop. These techbro oligarchs actually want us dead and they aren't subtle about it. They're only going to increase suffering. Its time to admit that the luddites were kinda right.

EthaNoFx

My partner listens to Hobo Johnson and I can not stand it