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In the last episode of Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons, my character Blovius Thrapp slept with a prostitute named Instagrammia. Paul declared that I would tell the tale of what Blovius and Instagrammia got up to, and I have finally made good on the promise he made on my behalf. Obviously, this story is sexually explicit in nature, and therefore I must caution that only Patrons above the age of 18 click on the link below. Also, if you haven't watched Dank Dungeons, this will probably not make any sense. 

BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA (18+)

 https://pastebin.com/3dMzuFEs 

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Defund Humanity

If this story doesn't have a banana involved, I'm cancelling my patreon

Pengmaeda

Now this is what I pay you guys for. QUALITY. CONTENT.

Carlos

TJ should write a porn novel. It was actually really good. Funny and Erotic

Jimmy Crafton

I'm actually so glad you didn't forget about this

DonnySlime

Absolute masterpiece of epic proportions. Not only did this make me laugh my fucking ass off, but gave me my dick super hard. I think you should a fantasy story with pornographic scenes such as this. I will buy it.

Darklit-Alpha

What in the literal fuck did I just read? That👏was👏amazing👏

SomeRandomCanadian

The funniest fucking thing I have ever read, “but you said you could go for hours.” “I lied”

Not A Computer

The content that no one wanted but everyone deserved.

Curtis

YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

Eli

And Blovius survived somehow.

Azazel

This is gonna be a great wank , Ive waited sooo long & built it up so much. Its gonna be huge.

106

Better then Shakespeare.

Oliver Zinn

What about the story of Bloovesus escaping the city.

DanFan

lolz This was way more funny than kinky. Thanks, DFF crew!

Eric MacLean

You must be a writer for Game Of Thrones season 8. It all makes sense now.

Gary Czernick

I have an idea. What if, Instagrammia was a secret enchantress that had a special scrying device that can record things, and she was part of a circle of perverted wizerds she sold sex videos too as a magical porn actress. Her video with Blovious becomes popular so she makes a humonculous of him and makes a series. Then you can occasionally harras Blovious with crazed perverted wizard fans.

The Skyfoogle

Dude you managed to fuck up the word “do”

Ghanori85

She looks like a mutated freak.

Richard Arien Halverson Muenzer

Fake! This sounds like something Blovius exaggerated, and wrote down so he could jerk off to it leater. In reality Blovious's d!ck was small, and he could barely fit it in her a$$, so blovius had to use his monk powers to extend it, and even then it was barely enough to fit it in. .Needless to say Blovius enjoyed it but not the sex worker.