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The Truth About Cannibalism = DFF (Patreon)

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2019-05-25 00:46:26
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Content

Any and all questions you have about Cannibalism answered in today's episode of DEEP FAT FUCKING FRIED.

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The Truth About Cannibalism = DFF #139

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Comments

YourEvilBoyfriend

Break out the chianti and cook up them fava beans boys

danielg603

Mmm humans are so delicious. I hope I learn some new recipes 🍛🥩🥘

ScottS

I took a human anatomy class for my bachelor degree and had to handle human cadavers, after the first class I started dreaming about eating parts of the bodies I would examine. I'd always wake up feeling disgusted. Yuck

Anonymous

The girl I'm dating constantly reminds me that humans taste like pork. She's said it at least once every time we've hung out.

Nicholas Hamilton

I thought they were going to get sissors and cut Pauls beard and eat it or something similar for a joke lol

Diya Manghnani

Paul should be eaten because you get the most quantity per person

Slizenberg

this episode make me think everyone who goes to mars first is gonna eat themselves

Neebsz

Fun fact: Armin Meiwes is the inspiration for the Rammstein song "Mein Teil"

Master of Mystery

I was half-expecting for TJ to play that cannabalism rap song he made years ago, but I suppose not. 😂

Mulberry

absolutely would like another look into this, bring on PART 2.

mega

part 2 needs tj bloviating about his vore fetish

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

If Paul doesn't give us a Sweeny Todd song at some point in this episode then I will be deeply, deeply disappointed.

Rants n rambles

Paul...if shit hits the fan. It’d probably take all of about 3 days before I paint my face and start taking the neighborhood as mine. Last week my power went out and my x box wouldn’t work...and I was already basically a jungle animal looking around for something to take my anger out on

KaizerLaw

No, we don't eat the long pork.

Clyde Frog

To add to what Paul said at the end, this is a paraphrased George Carlin quote. "We are barely out of the jungle on this planet folks, barely out of the jungle. We are semi-civilized apes with automatic machine guns and baseball caps." Also, that Japanese cannibal came from a very rich family, so I would assume that had a lot to do with him being set free once he returned home to Japan.

Josh Jerome

Don't be so hard on yourself, TJ. You'd make a good meal. We'd just have to slow-cook your ass on a spit roast for two days to render all that fat down but once we do mmm-MM, boy, you're in flavor town.

Kyle greenwood

Very uncomfortable but really interesting, would love a sequel

Anonymous

The Truth About Canniablism = DFF

Marcus Pappas

I watched the entire episode and not one mention of the movie Ravenous..pass the tobasco cuz i feel like eating all 3 of these motherfuckers.

Azazel

I wonder how many calories one would intake if one decided to cannibalize both Paul & TJ. But the real impresive feat would be if you could eat both TJ & Paul in the same sitting no break. Man . . who else is getting hungry ?

steven decke

In my country, the native Maori called the flesh of humans Salt Pork.

Sightless

another fantastic show fellas, I learned a lot. when I die and get my body mummified ill send it to you guys for research purposes

DB

The Franklin Expedition left most of it's stored food on the ships because they were rotten and full of botulism due to awful canning.

Anonymous

No audio downloads anymore? :(

ragnar degerfeldt

Live Aid was for a famine. You probably associate it with AIDS because of Freddie Mercury who, along with the rest of queen, stole the show at Live Aid. Freddie of course died of AIDS a couple of years later.

Gary Czernick

Gorilla, vs, the cloud of malaria infected mosquitoes.

Janeska Revilla

I want to see Scotty’s mystery topic! Let’s do it!

Janeska Revilla

I love how Paul asked “why are WE going to eat ME?” Hahah as if he was going to be participating in the eating part lmao so cute 💕

Lady V. Paprika

Here's my shitty Cannibal Killaz, Juggalo rap for the DFF crew. I wrote this in about 5 minutes, enjoy: Kannibal Killaz that come in the moonlight hunt you through the night Give you quite a fright When yo nutz they bite Running through the woods and down your street Kannibal Killaz comin' to eat yo feet Running through the woods and down your street Kannibal Killaz, better hope you never meet Coming to a town near you they'll split your fuckin' door in two Then when come through, stuff you in a stew, maybe make your blood a tasty brew Meanwhile your gristle they chew. How you think you're gonna survive the kannibal killa onslaught, apocalyptic tryptic of, carnival of corpse lickas? Find you hiding in your closet kill you with your fauset, then take your meat home add your skin to they clothes set. Running through the woods and down your street Kannibal Killaz come looking for your meat Running through the woods and down your street Kannibal Killaz "you'd taste good with some leak"

Phantomology

The Cannibal of Rothenburg's name is MEIWES and not Mews. x´D Pronouced: MI-VES MI as in "mite" without the "-te" and VES as in "vest" without the "t".