Sir Gary Bummer

Hey there!

It pleases the heart the see another lover of pointy ears. Welcome. Welcome indeed.

You've made a great choice in supporting me. A fantastic choice. Possibly the best choice you'll ever make.

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Oh god I hope this isn't the best choice of your entire life, that would be moderately concerning. Let's just settle on a good, solid choice, yeah? Good? Good.

Right, so what do you get for supporting me? Well, I assume you read the tier description. So it's mostly access to whatever posts I make. I'm aiming for weekly updates where I give a short summary of what I've accomplished during the week. I may or may not go off on a tangent and rant about something that may or may not be completely unrelated. You see, I have an inborn gift for forgetting what I was talking about and going off about something else. It's like a superpower, except the opposite. A superweakness if you will. How does this happen in a text format where I could just go back and edit it? Oh, you'll see. You'll all see...

I thought I would have something more to say, but my brain is all emptied out. I guess I'll just get to the thanking part.

Thank you so much for supporting me! You won't regret it! Or maybe you will! Who knows? Maybe you're already regretting it. Luckily you only get one of these welcome messages. And you can avoid my rants as long as you don't read any updates. The pictures in the updates are neat though, I recommend those.

Cheers,

Sir Gary Bummer