A Cultivation Life Accompanied By A Beautiful Companion Is The Best (Patreon)

Chapter 15: Is this girl trying to give herself away for free?

What?

What kind of crazy situation is this?

Ye Xiyun felt completely bewildered by the girl in front of him.

A cute girl falls from the sky, knocks me and my buddy unconscious, and her ultimate goal is to... give herself away for free?

Are you kidding me?

I just came out to take a bath in the middle of the night, and it triggers this kind of hidden benefit?

Isn't this a joke?

Could it be that I've triggered one of those cliché tropes from novels? After the hero saves the beauty, if the hero is good-looking, the woman usually says, "I have nothing to offer in return, so I can only offer myself to you." If the hero is average-looking, the noble lady might say, "I still want to serve by my father's side for two more years, so I'll give this money to the hero." If the girl is more bold, she might even kneel down to her savior and say, "I have nothing to repay you with, so let me show my gratitude to you using my body."

But what situation am I in?

"What on earth are you thinking?" Ye Xiyun looked at the strange expression on the girl's face.

This child looks good, but unfortunately, she's lacking in brains.

"Don't worry, I'm not that kind of irresponsible person," the little girl said earnestly to Ye Xiyun.

"What are you thinking?" Ye Xiyun looked at the girl who insisted on taking responsibility for him and said, "I don't need you to take responsibility."

"But my father told me that if a girl's body is seen by someone, either he must be killed or he must take responsibility!" Yun Yao said, "You look quite handsome, and I don't want to kill you."

"Huh? Huh?" Ye Xiyun looked at the underage girl in front of him, a little confused by her thought process. What does she mean? So, if she sees someone, they must die, and if someone sees her, they must also die?

Damn, does this girl have to be so cruel?

"Wow, quite the attitude," Ye Xiyun said, "Don't think you're all that just because you're out here practicing in the middle of the night. I have martial arts skills too, you know. We're both just beginner disciples. Do you think you can beat me?"

"I can beat you!" The girl nodded seriously, looking at Ye Xiyun.

Ye Xiyun looked at the girl who seemed younger than himself and said, "I don't want you to take responsibility, got it?"

"Smack!"

The girl's fist was swift, and before Ye Xiyun could react, she punched him right in the eye.

A black eye was instantly formed.

"What the hell! You ambushed me?" Ye Xiyun covered his eye and said, "You have no sense of martial ethics. You've ambushed me twice tonight!"

"Well... are you ready?" Yun Yao looked at Ye Xiyun and said.

"Ready... What the hell, you hit my eye again?" Ye Xiyun looked furious with two black eyes.

How can I be bullied like this?

Even if you're good-looking... cute... you can't trample on my dignity as a man like this!

"Ah, watch this move!" Ye Xiyun swung his fists, rapidly changing his palm strikes and kicks.

"Dancing Mist Palm!"

"Damn it—"

Ye Xiyun was sent flying.

Then, he saw Yun Yao leaping in the air and gracefully landing on his back. Her small butt directly sat on Ye Xiyun's back. "See, I told you that you couldn't beat me. Let me take responsibility, okay?"

Feeling the person sitting on his back, Ye Xiyun felt helpless.

For the sake of a man's dignity, if I let you take responsibility, what will become of the reputation of a proud seven-foot-tall man?

My head can be cut off, my blood can be shed, but I, Ye Xiyun...

"Come on, Ye kid, agree already! This girl has the rare pseudo-supreme Wind spiritual roots! Since she's come to you willingly, why bother being so stubborn?" Just as Ye Xiyun was about to resist, someone said.

The voice of the fairy in the painting echoed in Ye Xiyun's heart.

"Do you agree or not?" Yun Yao sat on Ye Xiyun's back, looking at him curiously.

"Agree..." Ye Xiyun gave in.

"Alright!" Yun Yao nodded and stood up from Ye Xiyun's back. She said, "Then you're mine now."

"Weren't you a newly recruited disciple this year?" Ye Xiyun got up from the ground and looked at Yun Yao, asking.

"Of course not," Yun Yao said, "I've been in Tianxuan Sect... um... for several years now."

"And the move you just used was..."

"Mystic-level martial technique, Dancing Mist Palm!" Yun Yao said.

Damn it...

Ye Xiyun felt defeated.

He had just used his full-level street brawler punches against her Mystic-level martial technique?

"By the way, did you successfully cultivate your introductory cultivation technique?" Yun Yao asked, looking at Ye Xiyun.

"What's wrong?" Ye Xiyun asked.

Just then, a faint flute sound came from afar. Upon hearing this sound, Yun Yao's face showed a trace of urgency. Then, a white light flashed on the pink sachet hanging from her waist, and several spirit stones appeared in her hand. Yun Yao stuffed the spirit stones into Ye Xiyun's hand and said, "You have to cultivate diligently. Remember, you must cultivate well to join Tianxuan Sect! I have something to attend to, so I'll leave now."

After Yun Yao finished speaking, she leaped into the air, lightly stepping on the air a few times, and flew away like a fluttering butterfly towards the distance.

I...

Looking at this girl who suddenly appeared, beat him up, and then hastily disappeared, Ye Xiyun stared at the spirit stones in his hand with a bewildered expression.

"These... are middle-grade spirit stones?" Ye Xiyun murmured as he looked at the quality and spiritual energy of the stones in his hand, far surpassing the low-grade spirit stones he knew.

At this moment, the fairy in the painting flew out from within Ye Xiyun's body, with a teasing smile on her face. She said, "When taking a bath at night, you end up with a little girl who gives you a gift. You are a lucky one.”

"What luck?" Ye Xiyun rolled his eyes and said, "Good things don't fall from the sky so easily. What if that girl has sinister intentions?"

"Are you afraid?" the fairy in the painting asked with some surprise. "After so many years inside you, although I haven't come out, I consider myself quite familiar with you. You, this little perverted scoundrel, are undoubtedly the kind of sleazy, lewd, shameless, despicable, vile, unscrupulous, and greedy person. But when some heaven sent benefit like this falls into your lap, you actually rejected it? That doesn't seem like you, does it?"

"Wow,, I didn't expect you to know me so well," Ye Xiyun exclaimed, looking at the fairy in the painting. "You discovered all the hidden virtues I have so deeply concealed?"

"Get serious and tell me why," the fairy in the painting asked.

"Of course, I'm scared to death," Ye Xiyun rolled his eyes and said, "Little Cloud Peak has long been cleared as a dedicated cultivation place for us new disciples. It's the middle of the night, and a person I've never seen before suddenly appears. Don't you find it strange?"

"If she's not a new disciple, then she must be someone from Tianxuan Sect. And with all the magical treasures she has, she seems wealthier than the senior brothers and sisters we see during the day. Her identity is definitely not simple," Ye Xiyun explained.

"Isn't that even better?" the fairy in the painting said. "You could be together a little rich woman. Isn't living off from leaching of a rich woman one of your dreams?"