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Gam458: The Golden Laws (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-27 16:09:42
Edited:
2024-05-27 16:10:30
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, we suckered Marsh into doing another Happy Science Cult movie.

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Amanda McGuirt

I was literally just trying to figure out which podcast to listen to when I got the notification 😄

Timothy C Judd

This looks great…it’s May 27…any sign of bonus ep?

Heath Enwright’s Husband

I gotta stop listening to this while I play multiplayer Halo matches, I fade in and out so I don’t get to hear all the podcast and have to listen to it again, plus I fade back in on lines like “then the spaceship hatch opens and it’s an alien but then it’s a girl”

Cave_Dweller

It's canon: time machines have bonnets.

Markus Nävergård

they have a time machine and does not go back to save the dinosaurs? why even have a time machine then?

Markus Nävergård

And yes, In hinduism, Vishu reincarnated as Buddha at one point. it was one of his ten avatars.

Markus Nävergård

They are shit talking prometheus? The only divine being in any mythology i´ve read so far that seems to be deserving of praise+ prometheus was not only the titan that stole fire from the gods to improve mans status. he was chained for 10 000 years to a crag for it and ha the eagle eat his liver as most know. But he was also the divinity that championed humanity and suffered for them so they would not face Zeus wrath. He opposed the idea of gods ruling mankind. He was the best divinity in greek mythology I have dwelt in Heavens shining realms of bliss I have walked the Halls of light Once I lived in honor with the Deathless Gods, Keeper of a secret sight Now I suffer the Wrath, I suffer the Pain for befriending Man Proud Rebel Thief, Stealer of Fire, I never kneel I have chosen, I bleed for Mankind Watch me die, I am the God in Man I defied the Father, on his throne of gold Now I'm captured here in chains And he sends his eagle down to feast again On the banquet of my flesh Zeus, Rain down your plagues, your unnatural love, your unnatural hate Blind may I be but eyeless I see what you'll never know I am golden, my force flies unseen Blood and pride, I am the God in Man Ten thousand years or more torment and pain Chained to this lonely crag, the champion of slaves And you come bearing gifts to me Silent as the grave, I receive thee And what's the Lie there in your eyes no mercy ... And the day dawns in Agony, in silence I wait for my time I will never, ever yield to you, you have no power over me ... Release me oh release me A river of ice a mountain of fire, I'll not reveal the one Impaled in the sky forever despised, I'll not reveal the one Immortal I die Immortal I die, I'll not give up on Man Your son will survive to vanquish your tribe, I RISE!!! I am Golden, my blood heals your wounds Watch me die, Ifear no Gods Wrath Cursed and tried, I am the MAN in GOD

Markus D

Between Marsh and Joe from Lions Led by Donkeys, what's up with podcasters I like hating horses!? What's wrong with horses? I think they're lovely animals.

Michael Usocchi

Unless that spaceship looks like a British police telephone booth 🟦I'm👏not👏interesteeeed👏🟦

Nicholas Monter

To make Marsh feel better, I got the Unix Time joke right away. I laughed. At least one of us!

Gmork

I hope other people enjoy HSC eps more than I do. Most of the GAM humor derives from the failure of the movies to achieve what they're trying to do, but w HSC, it's usually hard to see what they're even trying for (much less if they're failing at it). It's just a description of weird stuff. Seems like tge hardest category of movie for GAM to play off of.

Julie Wine&Reason

I tried explaining Happy Science Cult to my partner and it was both very difficult and hilarious. Thanks guys!

Denise Huston

But you could go to FUTURE BENNIGANS

Denise Huston

Jay from Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men also hates horses.

Markus D

Okay? I don't listen to that. Has he ever explained why? 'Cause I feel like most of these guys probably don't have a good reason.

Aaron Irvin

Is Bennigans still around anymore or would going to one require a time machine in the first place?

Markus D

I agree with you, but also don't understand why you put the lyrics of a whole song into the comment.

Markus Nävergård

because i like it but yeah a bit much. was in a state of being mad at the movie

Markus Nävergård

think we need a happy science cult movie category now

Unofficial_Opinion

When does that Where There’s Woke come out? Holy smokes that should be a good one.

BDonz

Not a Styx fan, but did get that and the Unix joke right away. Happy Science Cult and jokes far out of left field is my perfect episode.

Another Craig

Damn, you mean Bennigan's bought out Milliways??

Another Craig

Holy shit you're a genius: time machine = kill Hitler WITH A DINOSAUR

GodAwful

You'll have to ask Thomas or Lydia about that one. Not sure about their production schedule.

Razaica

A more clever movie would've had the tweens go forward to the day before she hijacked the time machine and siphoned the time fuel out of it, which would explain why it was low of time fuel when she first got into it the next day. Creating their own problems by solving their own problems lmao. This was a great episode!

Alliterated Liberated Lilith

Couldn’t edit out topsy, Noah? … what’s next??? Gonna metaphor old yeller , where the red fern grows??? Nnnooooo 😭😩