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GAM Bonus 091: Rebel Moon 2: The Scargiver (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-31 13:56:20
Edited:
2024-06-02 21:06:43
Imported:
2026-06

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This month, Zack Snyder movied again.

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Unofficial_Opinion

Did not know this week could get better. Thought yesterday would be the peak.

CarrieBoo

Agh! I still need to watch this. Wait for me, my sweet princes of puns

Zach Van Stanley

Even though I’ve scrolled past this movie a few times on Netflix, seeing it here made me realize it’s scar and not scare. Can’t wait to listen!

Markus Nävergård

how can he make so many movies when they are all in slow motion?

Lukas Jenewein-Gremer

Perfect timing for a bonus episode. I'm sitting in the delivery room next to my sleeping wife 😂.

Mark H

Fewer shots to set up

Markus Nävergård

his ultimate movie is just a single scene but it takes like 36 hours to watch

Dexter

I was hoping you’d do this one. The movie was utter drek but has one of my all time favorite scenes where the king gets “et tu Brute’d” and as the music ramps up into the horror of the assassin and the ominous chords after, ITS THE IN UNIVERSE MUSICIANS PLAYING IT!!! XD I want their movie! Who are these musicians who are so dedicated to their craft that they can see their own king be murdered in front of them and still musically narrate the scene!

B. King

Glad you all took this slo-mo bullet. I didn't even bother giving it a try. The first was so bad, I imagine this second one will give us a lot of laughs.

KayJayO

Bonus episode and a new baby niece on my 30th birthday? noice

Henri

Look, love the episode and all but how did no one make the interFACE pun! Or was it just to obvious?

Morten Worsøe Schoubye

So you decided to drop this after I watched it and am at home with an annoying throat infection? I’m so happy…coughing and become addicted to lozenges but still quite joyous.

Lucas P

Just realized what today was and signed up, hopefully I'll be the reason for "Came-oh no he didn't"

Annette Edelman

I love Eli's Ewok song homage towards the end.

Unofficial_Opinion

Zach Snyder may have borrowed the six-legged walked from the Clone Wars animated series, the AT-TE.

One I'd Nick

Congratulations! Hope everything is going well and you don't laugh at any inappropriate moments!

One I'd Nick

I feel like the robot sword arms would work better on Heath - he would totally pretend he was controlling them the whole time. Just keeping a straight face internally repeating "I hope nobody notices I have zero control right now!"

Markus D

Zach Snyder feels like the reverse of George Miller when it comes to creating original characters. Miller creates a lot of characters that are immediately iconic, and you can care about them even if they're only in one movie, while Synder has difficulty making ANY character interesting no matter how much backstory he tries to shove at them.

VK

Yeeeeessss! I was hoping you guys would do this. It was AWFUL!

Caldwell

Not to defend Zack Snyder's choices, but I figured out a way to make the stupid lasers-bullets make sense: they're actually plasma-bullets, which need some kind of physical material to be created, which is why you need the bullets I hope this Christian-sized rationalization helps others become a bit less bothered too lol

Mark H

He does his own cinematography, so maybe he’s just being lazy

Taru Tikkanen

Congrats on turning 30, and welcoming a new niece into your life!

Total Absolutism

With the right configuration of capacitors a rotary laser gun or even a laser revolver can make perfect sense. ... Zack definitely didn't think that far ahead, though.

Uriah Jackson

Didn't the robot establish in the first movie that the robots had stopped fighting because the king died? Then the robot kills someone to defend them. This, in any other movie, would suggest that one of the humans in the scene was secretly a member of the royal bloodline. Only in Snyder's films would such a soft slow pitch be missed.

101001101

Fallout 4 did a better job with the Laser Muskets.

TenaciousB

Heath honking "O Fortuna" was...incredible. Maybe my favorite GAM moment ever.

Aaron Irvin

That is a perfect comparison. Look at Furiosa, where most of that movie's narrative was worked out as subtext for Fury Road and only referenced laterally. Meanwhile Snyder can only think to literally have the characters sit down and recite their backstories at each other.

Markus D

I'm not sure if you mean Furiosa the character or the movie, but I think it's notable that even when she told people her backstory, we didn't just... sit and listen to all of it. It wasn't necessary for the other characters, nor the audience to learn EVERYTHING about Furiosa, so we didn't. The whole concept of this "everybody sit in a circle and tell our backstories" scene is insane because this isn't a natural thing that people do. There are situations where you might explain your past to someone, but here it doesn't seem relevant—the characters just do it for the audience.

Laura Lusby

Thoroughly enjoyed this today. Thanks for a great way to wind down after a super stressful week

Codsternation

The Michael Shannon joke about Synder’s kids was a little rough since he stepped back from movies due to one of his kids killing themselves.

Theta

Further proof that one arguably good movie can take you really fucking far in Hollywood. M Night and Snyder, one hit wonder directors.

Theta

I was mowing my lawn and listening to this and had to stop for a ten minute laughing fit.

LadyAJ

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun .... is another bad guy with a gun.... 🤔

Sparrow

I nominate Snyder's film Army of the Dead for the October bonus film. You know how his superhero films feel like part 16 of a long running franchise that fell through from another universe? Army of the Dead feels like a bad video game movie adaptation of a game that also only exists in that universe. Even the official poster looks like video game box art.

Markus D

Admittedly, they probably didn't know that. I sure didn't. I'm also apparently cold as hell because my first thought was "why did he ever come back!?"

Clockworkk

I still dunno who was lying about SoHo, so I’m equally unsure about who’s lying about winning the race.

Paintmekala

I didn't even know this movie was out until seeing this upload

CarrieBoo

Finally around to watching this....can't believe the MFer wrote a 3rd...

Milo

Listened to the review of the first movie before this one and legitimately can't tell the difference between the 2 films

Gilmore Snout

Godzilla vs Kong for the next one? I’ve tried to watch it multiple times and it’s nonsense, can confirm that watching the previous movies in the series doesn’t make the movie make any more sense.

Alex Halstead

Doesn't seem like you tried to search very hard, Eli. I googled "Rebel Moon 2 Djimon Hounsou song" and found it instantly. It's called Maman Tche. It's a prayer to one's mother and ancestors for protection. And it's sung in Fon, a Beninese language. It's hands-down the best part of the movie and made me cry it's so beautiful.

Markus Nävergård

if the sword arm lady added those arms to her self, why did she not graft more robot sword arms? like g full on Kali mode. have like 6 of them and whirl around like a sword twister