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This week, we give Heath new nightmares

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Henry Arndt

There’s literally only one context where pinball is evil: when there’s a naked Jodie Foster on top of the machine.

Sordidatus

I suggested this years ago! I don’t know if that’s why they did it but I’m so excited for it!

101001101

What about that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Detective Popcorn

Two of the five voice actors in this "movie" actually had careers outside of this movie. Brian Cummings voiced Dr. Mindbender in GI Joe. Jan Rabson voiced Tetsuo in the English dub of Akira.

Aaron Irvin

That was hardly the pinball machine's fault though

Timothy C Judd

Is there an index of longest episodes for shortest movie.🙄

KayJayO

excuse me, exmo here, MORMON CLAYMATION???

Vausch Abendroth

I was gonna say it sounded like Adventures of Mark Twain. But that's not a Mormon movie as far as I know.

Vausch Abendroth

Episodes like this make me wish I could volunteer as a guest masochist just to give an animator's perspective on things. Especially since I'm one of those that asks how claymation scares people.

Mr Pudifoot

The Exorcism 2024 seems to have a release date of June 21. Next week’s episode is June 17. Am i missing something? (The answer is almost certainly “yes”)

Jme Simard

Is this where the Arrogant Worms got their inspiration for Carrot Juice is Murder?

Happyninja42

what is that reference from? i have no clue about a movie with naked jodie foster in it

Devin Rose

Ah my favorite genre of Christian movie, body horror

Amanda McGuirt

I can't tell if you want the movie to be longer or the podcast to be shorter, but either way I heartily disagree

Timothy C Judd

I love the longer eps best…tougher to do with a 35 minute short 🤷‍♂️

Emily Haley

Brave of Hoo to open up about his owlcoholism in this episode

Vincent Jorgensen

I found it on YouTube. OMG, the animation is bad. I thought Gumby was intolerable. They're making their 70s antecedents look like stop-motion geniuses.

James Whitt

Your parents gonna hit ya cuz there's something wrong wit ya- Pat Boone

Beth Hasse

Heath, I agree with you. The horror begins in the first few minutes of the crazy talking mushroom dicks.

Off-label Botanist

Be me at work, my high energy electronic music ends. Then my phone blasts "LIKE A HUMAN SCROTUM. EVEN MORE HORRIFYING". Mute doesn't work, pause doesn't work. Pause doesn't work. Turn down the volume. Luckily the client has a sense of humor.

Off-label Botanist

Are you guys going to do the Adventures of Mark Twain though?

Clockworkk

I looked up some screenshots of this movie just out of curiosity. Today was a bad day to have eyes.

Another Craig

Oh man I hope so! The Adventures of Mark Twain freaked me out as a child (and I was a little weirdo who watched the Beatles' Yellow Submarine a million times). I only saw it once but its version of Satan is burned into my memory

Another Craig

I thought it was by the California Raisins guy, who isn't connected to the Mormons, as far as I know?

Martin Fried

69th like on Paetron! Sweet!

Derrick Donaldson

There is absolutely no way that The Adventures of Mark Twain is Mormon, or any flavor of Christian. It was a massively influential movie to me as a young Christian, and it influenced me away from religion pretty strongly.

Michael Colon

Just watched the trailer. So... this isn't a Freddy movie? Because.... wow.

Andy Ward

Ah, it can't possibly be that HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

Andy Ward

They'll give you a spankin if you cannot stop w-

Neptune

I told my wife about this episode. She turned to me, eyes wide, and said "That shit was real?"

J

It's not as common today, but many chess sets used to have red and white pieces rather than black and white. It's why Through the Looking Glass, which is obliquely a playthrough of a chess game, has the characters of the Red Queen and the White Queen (the Queen of Hearts from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is a playing card and is completely unrelated, although she is commonly confused with the Red Queen by people who don't realize those are different characters). Hell, Jefferson Airplane made the exact same mistake in "White Rabbit": "And the White Knight is talking backwards, And the Red Queen's off with her head." (The previous line is also incorrect, for the record; it was the White Queen who lived backwards, not the White Knight.)

Asexual slut for world building

The Mark Twain scene they reference at the beginning here is THE reason claymation bothers me. Saw that shit when I was like 6 or 7 years old, the whole damn scene is burned into my brain forever.

Markus D

The animation of the child is hands-down the worst part. He very much looks like some body-horror chimpanzee thing about 80% of the time.

Markus Nävergård

speaking of Satan as lucifer int he bible. if folks go by the idea he tempted man to eat the fruit of knowledge. then he is more of a good guy since he gave man knowledge and he( lucifer) was punished for that. i want to see a movie where Lucifer is humanities ally

Danielle King

Guys. Guys. GUYS. I watched this as a tiny child, and forgot about it until I listened to this very episode and they got to the part where the characters listen to the popcorn scream. Then, scene by horrifying scene, I remembered in real time as the guys walked us through the movie. Strangest shower of my life to date. The worst part? I remember really liking this movie. It explains so much.

LochUnruly

I claim the point! in the first commercial on the non-patreon version I said aloud, "What's...Naked Wines?" when Heath suggested them, and since Eli then just tells us what it is, I demand to be put on the board!

Khristle

this is like the worst crossover between back to the future and the phantom tollbooth