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June Bonus Patron Suggestion Thread: Kai...JUNE (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-10 18:07:14
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2026-06

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Give us your biggest and best monster movies....and yes we already did THAT godzilla.

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GenmuLVLX

How about Reptilicus?

Colby Belk

Legend of Boggy Creek

Kevin

The original 60's version of King Kong vs Godzilla.

Vausch Abendroth

Yonggary. '67 or '99, but if you want hilariously bad acting and worse cg go with the '99.

Sean Young

Another hit for Pacific Rim 2

Alastair Lichten

Troll hunter (2010) though I it might be ironically good.

Spider-Tim

Giant spider movie "Sting" just came out digital. Love and Monsters is great so it probably wouldn't fit. The Meg 2 is unforgivably bad. Reign of Fire... 😬😬

Sean Young

I had to Google that one, and oh boy I'm glad I did. That's a doozy.

Paintmekala

Either Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or The Meg

CarrieBoo

I would cry happy tears if you tore Pacific Rim (2013) to shreds. I love that movie. Other suggestions include A Quiet Place (2018), The Beginning of the End (1957), Kong: Skull Island (2017), and any of the Cloverfield movies.

Khristle

"There's Nothing Out There" alien creature feature. Titties are a bonus

Morten Worsøe Schoubye

The Norwegian film Troll from 2022. I do believe it would be your first Norwegian film, which means we Scandinavian listeners would get the downright joyful experience of listening to the hosts pronouncing Norwegian words.

Vincent Jorgensen

Any movie with Jurassic in the title, but especially one with bad Chris in it.

Eric Meyer

Godzilla Final Wars. For the random fat Canadian guy who clearly speaks no Japanese.

Frisson Muffin

Idk if aliens count, but Skyline from 2010 was an angrily terrible movie

Eric Meyer

Alternative to my previous suggestion: War of the Monsters / Gamera vs Barugon. Flying turtle vs gay icon monster Barugon with bonus terrible dubbing (for War of the Monsters). A genuine classic.

Dexter

Do an homage to MST3K. Do The Crawling Eye

WelcomeToFalse

The 1970s remake of King Kong, British sex comedy Queen Kong, Godzilla vs Megalon, All Monsters Attack/Godzilla’s Revenge, Q the Winged Serpent, Gamera vs Guiron, War of the Gargantuas, Yongary. All pretty terrible, except Q the Winged Serpent.

Mark H

Pulgasari, Kim jong Il’s knockoff kaiju movie with a kidnapped director

Jeremy C

2007 The Mist.

Jenamarie

Anaconda Giant Spider Invasion The Mist

Eric Johnson

The War of the Gargantuans. Giant brown sea monkey vs giant green sea monkey. And a popular singer gets eaten.

Timothy Lehnerer

Infra-Man / The Super Infra-Man is a little slow for the first fifteen seconds, but then a pterodactyl monster flops onto the highway, the ground splits open, Princess Dragon Mom announces her plan to take over the world, Hong Kong is in flames, and only Infra-Man can save us! Watch the English dub for some amazing line readings such as "The situation is so bad that it is the worst in human history!". Also, at one point the professor who creates Infra-Man explains that his boot rockets can save him if his enemies try to freeze him with "liquid ice". You mean WATER?

TBoneSF

King Kong Lives. The direct sequel to the 1976 King Kong where somehow Kong survived his fall off the WTC, needs a blood transfusion so they can give him a giant artificial heart (very topical in the 80s). Stars Linda Hamilton in the Jeff Bridges role, some random cute blond guy in the Jessica Lange role because they find a Lady Kong whose smitten with HIM.

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Geoffrey T. Blackwell

How are we defining "kaiju?" Do dragons count? If so, I suggest "Reign of Fire." Do mechs count? Then I vote Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. If dragons and Transformers don't count, then I'd suggest any of the new Godzilla/Kong franchise. (Sidenote: Would the Statue of Liberty in Ghostbusters II count as a kaiju? Because if so, I might vote for that. It's so lacking in creativity. They just copied the plot of the first one.)

Kisskiss

Pacific Rim 2 because we've heard it's bad lol

B. King

I love this movie. It knew exactly what it was and didn't try for anything other than popcorn B-movie fun.

Unofficial_Opinion

I always thought The Mimic was terrible. It had a pretty sweet trailer and then the movie was bad. But it’s kind of small for a Kaiju maybe.

B. King

Two votes for Anaconda.

Kain

Dinocroc it’s the OG smush 2 words together and get a shit movie from syfy or so I’m told

Kenneth Hannan

Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster Ape vs. Monster (it's Asylum, so that's the title)

Doom

Godzilla x Kong

Aaron Irvin

Giant monster movie with a musical number!

Erica De Parsia

It's so dumb and cornball. It would be perfect for GAM

Herr Gilman

The Giant Claw (1957), it is almost en par with Robot Monster.

MouthStache

HOW AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?

A.J.

The Meg

Mark H

Funny thing is, the movie might be too good for Gam. The director worked in anti-regime messages throughout.

WelcomeToFalse

The US version of Godzilla 1985 is awful. Japanese version is actually quite good.

SgtChewy

Monster Squad!!! 1987

Aaron Irvin

Godzilla vs Megalon is the best for sheer goofiness, followed by Gamera vs. Guiron. Clash of the Titans, awesome original or dumbass remake Tremors King Kong vs. Godzilla, or Mothra vs. Godzilla

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

I was struggling to decide if Lost World qualified. Does the fact that dinosaurs really existed mean they aren't kaiju?

Kamaljeet Gill

Good suggestion but Monster Squad is actually a great film, so it wouldn't count...

Kamaljeet Gill

Pacific Rim 2. All the crazy of Pacific Rim without Idris Elba taking it serious to carry it off.

Timothy Lehnerer

Possibly the stupidest looking monster I've ever seen.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie EDIT:this one also has annoying child character but this time he’s actually one of the rangers

Adam Parkin

Them! for some black and white giant ants

Chihuahua Apologist

Gamera Super Monster!!! It has genuinely adorable Kaiju and a bunch of hot 70s space women (you cannot convince me they are not a lesbian polycule) who do basically nothing!

General Contact Unit Problem Child

I mean they’re not accurate dinosaurs Also I would point it Godzilla was originally just supposed to me a dinosaur

General Contact Unit Problem Child

The digimon movie. So after the Pokémon movie was a hit fox kids wanted a Digimon equivalent but no such film had been made by the people in Japan so they just edited together there unrelated Digimon OVAs and added dialogue to make it seem like they anything at all to do with each other

SgtChewy

Yea but it's not too old but not too contemporary. Plus, Wolfman's got nards bro, nards.

Timothy Addison

Jaws 3 technically it is a monster movie.

Trevor Stephens

Howard The Duck 1986 Double Dragon 1994 The Flintstones 1994 Avengers 1998

Tim Bourque

Godzilla 2000 (streaming on HBO) is a GOLD MINE

Breeding McNery

The new Godzilla Monsterverse movies are good though

Breeding McNery

this movie was amazing and your slander in unappreciated :P

Spider-Tim

I've seen this movie way too much.

The Beautiful Thumb

I'll always throw in a vote for the US version of King Kong versus Godzilla, just for the incredibly bad Kong costume and the fairly innocent but none-the-less blatant racism. Failing that, early Gamera movies are a super rich source of soo much to mock (the 1990s remakes are, too, but they have marginally better effects).

The Beautiful Thumb

I love that particular movie, because it reminds me SO MUCH of the live action Saturday morning fair I grew up watching.

Matthew Herr

Godzilla x Kong It's fun to watch and entirely nonsense.

The Beautiful Thumb

Awww don't pick on Godzilla 2000! It's not nearly as over-the-top as Final Wars! Of course, Final Wars has THE BEST BAD GUY EVER chewing scenery and throwing fits.

The Beautiful Thumb

Godzilla vs the Giant Sea Cockroach! For the 70s porn 'stash! King Kong Vs Godzilla! Mothra vs Godzilla has fewer, on average, mockable moments. There's nothing to beat that Kong costume, much less the "news reporter" trying his best not to burst out laughing (in the US version).

Unofficial_Opinion

Oh. YES. Any Cloverfield and especially Pacific Rim!! ❤️❤️❤️

Ed “Short Arms” Marcus

Yeti Giant of the 20th century - trust me it’s gold a yeti whose nipples become ere t when a woman caresses his thumb

CarrieBoo

The Rifftrax for Anaconda makes me cry with laughter. 3 votes

Tim Bourque

Wow, I haven't thought about Final Wars in FOREVER. My son absolutely loved that one when he was 6-7 because it had the most kaiju screen time, so I've seen it more times than I care to admit

Dean Kelly

The socialist propaganda movie 'A Bugs Life' or it's opioid addled sibling 'Antz'

Tiralana

King Kong Lives is near legendary for how bad it supposedly is. I can't testify to that as I've never seen it. I HAVE seen the OG King Kong vs Godzilla and, while I love it to this day, it has some really, REALLY unnecessary black face so I have to nominate it too. (

Suzanne August

Someone said Clash of the Titans - I think you’d have a lot to say about that one!

Vincent Stevens

The Jack In The Box. It was so bad I just stopped watching it.

tsukiouji

The 2009 or whatever Power Rangers movie

tsukiouji

What makes it propaganda, Dean? And why do you think that fits the category of "giant monster movie"?

Kyle Horseman

Godzilla Final Wars is bonkers. I feel like you guys would have fun even just trying to describe it

Leslie Marchant

"Rampage" with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Julie Wine&Reason

Currently streaming free on 6 different services while holding at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes is the cinematic masterpiece Mega Piranha!

WolfWizard

hmm...haven't seen it but King Kong Lives? AFAIK it's two people in gorilla suits doing a romance or something Maybe Pulgasari? That film is a legit North Korean propaganda kaiju film

Dean Kelly

The whole story arc of bugs life is an easy metaphor for the victory of the proletariat over the oppression of capital. I didn't say it's bad propaganda. The main villains in both movies are giant bugs. Giant oligarchical grasshoppers or giant communist coded termites. Take your pick.

Margaret Field

"Food Of The Gods", 1976, with Marjoe Gortner! Gortner is a former child evangelist preacher and still has that energy. The movie itself is awesome; Ida Lupina and giant rats at their best.

Turanga Leela

I think they did it on the main feed

Alex Hencken

8 legged freaks is probably to self aware. Can't recall, it's been ages since I saw any of it.

Alex Hencken

Possibly very controversial pick: The Abyss.

TiredRavenclaw

Atlantic Rim. The blatant rip off of Pacific Rim.

Zeronian Entity

Son of Godzilla enjoy the cursed costume hehehe.

That Black Girl

I vote for RETURN because my age-appropriate internet boyfriend is in it (not George Clooney)

Taru Tikkanen

That was GAM bonus #40, from October 2019.

Steve Chaput

Like to see you do Gorgo or the Destroy All Monsters.

One I'd Nick

Have you done The Meg? I don't remember it...

Sparrow

Including Jurassic Shark

Cassie

Sucker Punch Not strictly about kaiju but it does involve a giant samurai, a dragon and is a Zack Schnider film. Also it's fuck awful.

Austin Howell

Oh I must have missed that. I'll have to go back and check it out. One of my favorite bad movies.

Caldwell

Meg 2: The Trench (2023) Recent release, was on the poll Winnie the Pooh won, and I think it'll be good movie with a lotta material to make fun of.

Sham Hunter

2004 Creep. My summary. But how did he become that strong with an extreme vitamin D deficiency?

Sham Hunter

Attack the block (2011) I thought is was really good but also ridiculous

ARG

Mansquito. The name says it all

Michael Rops

Pacific Rim or Pacific Rim 2 get my votes.

Donovan Morgan

Split Second. Rutger Hauer chases the devil(?) In a flooded London.

Sham Hunter

Do dinosaurs count? If so, Jurassic Park

Sham Hunter

Bonus, calling dinosaurs monsters is bound to piss off someone on the PiaT team.

The DinosaurDave

If you want a bad monstsr movie, 65 is where its at. If you want a dino nerd to join you and explain all the wrong shit in that movie lmk

Jaime

All Monsters Attack on HBO Max. A boy dreams of running away to monster island and watching Godzilla fight So bad it's baaaadddd. Look up Minilla.

Cole

Tremors Mimic Jeepers Kreepers

Stuart

Right, not strictly “giant” monsters, but definitely people in rubber suits, 1991s “Guyver”, it’s got everything, the suits, the bad acting, Mark Hammil, an infinitely superior sequel ( Guyver: Dark Hero), and unlike many other movies in this list you can tell they really tried, tried and failed.

HidariMak

Godzilla vs Kong. If the idea of having two giant monsters isn't stupid enough for you, throw in a slob with a conspiracy webcast finding the secret underground intercontinental tunnels and the bullet cars which run fully automatically, to sneak into the multinational secret bases which lack security cameras and door locks. Also, throw in the whole "hollow earth" nonsense. And then, make it all dumber.

Sean Young

I'm adding this to my list for bad movie night. What a gem.

Sean Young

"coming soon to this theater" in the trailer is pure gold.

Sean Young

You gotta specify the 50s version, because there's like six movies with the same name.

Sean Young

That might be a great reason to promote the movie if the director got one over on the little guy.

Fennec Fox

Jaws 3-D. Ya have to do that since you did Revenge

Margaret Field

5 Minutes to Live; 1961. Johnny Cash holds a suburban family hostage - and plays his guitar for them. The family includes Ron Horward.

GenXNerd_Eli.is.Keats

I was going to say “The Blob” but I’m dying for them to do Dolls! Coin toss!!

Uriah Jackson

Sucker Punch is nice as a collection of AMV done in live action. The connecting plot is definitely awful.

Uriah Jackson

Guyver highlight: Jimmy "JJ" Walker as a mutant that kind of raps.

LochUnruly

Attack of the 50ft Woman

Ilan Woll

Rampage Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Thomas J McMullan

The Deadly Mantis Beginning of the End (peter Graves against giant Grasshoppers)

Gregory F Ladle

Moonfall with the alien ooze causing the moon to fall into the earth. The science may kill Noah or Heath though.