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Important explanation on this one: As you might recall, in June, we didn't release a bonus episode, because I (Noah) forgot to drop it in time. So we released it in early July and decided to make the bonus episode we recorded in July the August bonus episode.Well, the next part is that I almost forgot to drop this one, too, because it had been so long since we recorded it. But luckily, this time Tim came through for you and reminded me to get it edited just before the month ends.This is all a long way of explaining that this episode was recorded almost eight weeks ago; which might become obvious when we misidentify the Democratic nominee for president.

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Suzanne August

Thank you, Noah! Was eagerly awaiting… 😁

Heath Enwright’s Husband

The flavor text is sus. It claims to be written by Noah, an assertion supported by the proper English usage, yet the excuses are giving Eli vibes. Being a written communication to another human being rules out Heath as the writer… it’s just Tim isn’t it. Don’t refer to yourself in the third person, Tim

Andrew Gibson

So you realised the June one in July, but we get it the end of August. Make perfect sense.

Victor Field

I saw this at the drive-in in Barbados when I was a boy in the 1980s. I hadn't seen "Jaws" at the time, so it did scare me... not my little sister though. However, "The Last Shark" is still better than "Jaws: The Revenge"!

jonesy

Already got to see the crew at the SLC show, so I'm feeling like I got extra extra with this .

Lora Forsyth

I need Noah to believe that I am eating a hot pocket while listening to this...and I hate hot pockets.

Taru Tikkanen

🎼Bonus shark, doo doo do doo…

One I'd Nick

"So then the shark takes out the chopper" is about the most 80's scene summary you can get without the word "cocaine" being included.

Acela2163

good god all that was less than 8 weeks ago

Norabobora

Fun fact: they didn’t intentionally make a vomit flavored jelly bean. They attempted to make a pizza flavor and it turned out badly so they chucked the idea. When every flavored beans became a thing they pulled the recipe out of storage.

Blue Star Comics

Those jelly beans have been around for a long time. I graduated high school in 2009 and people brought them to school all the time even at that point.

Markus D

WE. NEED. MORE. SHARK. PROTAGONISTS.

Athena Larissaia

It was a bold choice in the dragging the dock scene to cut out the part where the shark saws through the top end like Bugs Bunny of the sea.

Winter

Jelly Bellies do jelly beans that have different gross flavors - or did in the post - I accidentally bought some at an airport one time and got an unpleasant surprise … Beanboozled! That’s what they are!

Lisa

Yep. I remember trying them for the first time when my now 16 yo was a baby. Maybe they are more commonly found in some places or something, because I can't imagine how Eli managed to miss their existence for nearly 20 years lol

Markus Nävergård

all sharks are adorable and the bad guy is always humans

Markus Nävergård

I want creature feature where the animal is jsut acting normal but all deaths occur because of apnicking humans

Markus Nävergård

Things Sharks arnt, they are not racists or rapists, they are also not psychos, Things DOLPHINES are. but Dolphines have spin doctors. every shark movie was written by a dolphine!

Markus D

Especially since he is/was a Harry Potter fan!

Markus D

I don't blame Eli for not getting the "starman" thing. I constantly forget that the Mario star is called a "starman". It's just a star with eyes!

Markus Nävergård

Starman is also the name of the aliens from the earthbound series

Markus Nävergård

I totally forgot i´ve seen this movie., i own it from rifftrax

ARG

I’ve seen this movie a thousand times and is a-ma-zing.

tsukiouji

How does Eli not know that Jelly Belly does Bertie Bott's

Jesse Ozog

Salsa Shark, I see Mr. Lugeons

Jesse Ozog

And a Carpenter film, David Bowie song, and 80s TV show

Markus Nävergård

like most in the harry potter verse, the Candy makes no fucking sense, like living chocolate frogs and those fucking beans. as soon as you start thinking on it, it falls apart, like everything in that book series

tsukiouji

And what does that have to do with anything

Heath Enwright’s Husband

The Bamboozled jelly beans sounds like a thing you guys might do at a Pajama Party… can I really recommend that you don’t tho? When I say they are NASTY, I’m talking immediate vomit reaction for many of them

Clockworkk

“Mom, can we get Jaws on DVD?” “We have Jaws at home, honey.” Jaws at home: The Last Shark

Uriah Jackson

Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen, "yellow means go very fast", that's what I think of when I hear Starman.

Leslie Marchant

Is no one going to mention that Squint was played by Vic Morrow? He was an American actor who was killed while filming the Twilight Zone movie in 1982.

Echo Cian

What a username/post combo holy shit

Sparrow

The guys need to do Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. Terrible green screen! Bizarre line deliveries! Cheesy John Barrowman! Shower boobs!

Mark Warren

I completely missed Heath’s original Starman reference. I backed it up and listened again and I missed it again.

CajunRoyalty

The base flavor used for the vomit jelly beans is the same as the one for the pepperoni pizza flavor.

Markus D

I don't like Harry Potter and never really have, but I don't know what about the beans doesn't make sense. Because there are intentionally gross flavours? Some kids like the light play-gambling aspect of that. The chocolate frogs are just a stupid idea though. Why would you make a chocolate thing that runs away from you, even if you had the magic to do it?

Markus D

I think that people get too judgy about dolphins. The problem is that they're smart, and so, like humans, there are some shitty ones.

tsukiouji

Jelly Belly has made them for 20 years, is my point. And they were doing gross flavors even before Harry Potter came around. They do the "puke" flavor with citric acid

Markus Nävergård

" do you think god stays in Heaven, because he to lives in fear of what he has created?" in response to vomit falovoured jelly beans. WHY?!

Pamela

I am begging you guys to do the Borderlands movie.

Erin and Gilford Murphy

In Squint’s defense, the head is the only part of the shark with bones in it. The rest of the shark is all meat and cartilage, and so don’t think it’ll keep all that well. Also fun fact, sharks actually do have video game boss-esque weak points on their body—the gills, the eyes, and their jelly like noses.