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GAM 472: Noah's Ark (2007) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-01 20:25:21
Edited:
2024-09-02 00:13:00
Imported:
2026-06

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Since the bonus episode got to you so late, I feel like the least we could do is get this episode to you nice and early.

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Markus Nävergård

EL ARCA?! you doing El Arca? the Argentinian kids movie that is as far as i know not christian? witht he big boobed evil panthress? And i mean big boobed, SO MUCH FURRY PORN OF HER! Argentinian_Italian amde, not spanish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark_(2007_film) Hit me up and i give you some good furry porn Eli, i am not joking

Markus Nävergård

if i recall God is a fat african-asian-caucasian-native american. they more or less smashed all ethnicities into God here and his reason for flooding the world is to make the bible more interesting to compeat with Ra and Zeus

Markus Nävergård

okay, i am flooding this comment section but man, this is kinda tame compared tot he animated movies and cartoons i saw as a kid. Scandinavian kids cartoons had naked boobs in them. Alot of core memories there.

Markus Nävergård

Sitting here, hearing you all being shocked at the human tits on the lioness. and i am here being " yeah pretty tame really, sure super big, But i been drawing big boobs on anthropomorphic dinosaurs since 2007"

Markus Nävergård

There is no Male Panther, because Panther is not a species of great cats. it is what you call a leopard or jaguar that is all black

Markus D

What are all these cartoons with naked boobs in them? I'm not scandalized, but I feel like there are only so many situations where you would see someone topless.

Markus D

It's been a long while since I've seen any clips, but I don't remember her having especially big boobs. But she was, of course, drawn to be as humanoid and sexy as possible.

Markus D

Eh, I guess relative to how thin she is, but when it comes to sexualized huge chests, I tend to think of something more dramatic.

Markus Nävergård

Noah, there is animated short movie with anthropomorphic sheep called Judas and Jesus, it is not for kids and like 15 min long

Kevin (Nevu)

The shocking part is from it being a Christian movie. American Christian movies generally would meet the approval of actual 17th century puritans when it comes to depictions of sensuality. They once watched a movie that had a warning from the Dove foundation for a closed mouth kiss between husband and wife.

Anne the transwoman

I never thought I'd hear that many cuninlingus jokes from an animated children's cartoon. Thank you Eli ... question mark ?

Matt Eldritch

Any chance of doing that Noah movie with Russell Crowe, Emma Watson and Frank Langella?

Peter Kyrouac

My partner found this same cartoon on an Italian-language DVD (L'Arca Di Noe) several years ago. We watched it and enjoyed it quite a bit for its absurdity!

Markus D

That one is very good! Definitely more critical of religion than anything else.

Markus D

I don't know if you can consider this a Christian movie, at least not any more than, say, The Prince of Egypt, where the creators just essentially based their movie on a well-known Biblical story.

Markus D

Anyone who thinks that twenty years off from Robin Hood there weren't more furry characters kids were getting awakened by has NOT watched enough animation.

Stella

When you guys announced that this would be an animated Noah's Ark, I hoped it would be the furry one. I've seen the characters around and always wondered about it! Looking forward to listening.

Trevor Stephens

I actually enjoyed this movie as well as the review. It needed more cum though!

Markus Nävergård

replace the feces scenes with scenes of Cum. all the animals needs to tug one out

Laura Lusby

And Noah has fallen victim to “twenty years ago” syndrome. Robin Hood came out in 1973

Kristine VanRaalte

I can't believe I'm going to see these guys this Friday!! It'll be the third time!!!! Should I stop by a dispensary before I go? I keep going with people who go with me just because I am incapable of going myself due to panic-inducing social anxiety. But they never wanted to stay after the show to let me get to talk to them in a less populated venue. I can't project my voice and I'm getting to the point that I can't hear tok well either.

Kristine VanRaalte

Oh, what the fuck did I just post. I kind of lost track of my point and kept on babbling...

Kristine VanRaalte

RQ: Do you think the origin of our prudishness is because to protect women or to keep little boys from touching themselves? Or possibly a third option I haven't thought of?

Kristine VanRaalte

I got both of my kids in college, having basically raised them by myself and trying to to keep our own business afloat, take care of pets, clean the house,.... Oh, list track of my point again. Well, we are losing our business and going bankrupt, and I'm strongly considering trying shrooms. I don't know anyone who does that, and I thought this forum is the best place I have for advice.

Sumthinstupd

I love you guys. You're so fun.

Markus Nävergård

it is a unicorn, a dragon and bigfoot. be funny if there was some dinosaurs to

Graydon Armstrong

So, is this actually a fun watch as a furry, then?

Taru Tikkanen

No worries. Hoping you'll have a wonderful time, and that Eli's entrance outfit is hilarious.

FruitbatStudios

Now I want to know what Eli's fursona is.

ForwardslashTim

How much do I have to donate for the story of what happened in Edinburgh?

Markus Nävergård

the real question is, what is Heath and Noah´s fursonas

Stella

There's a citation needed episode, I think the controversial art one, where Cecil assigns them dog breeds, with Noah being an Afghan Hound, Eli a pug, and Heath a Greyhound. Fitting choices, but I think other species might be more fun to consider. :P That being said. I MAY have doodled designs of these at some point....

Clockworkk

I definitely have to watch this thing now.

Clockworkk

We should absolutely come up with fursonas for the whole PIAT crew, lmao.

tsukiouji

This is a family picture in the style of Bakshi, lol

The System

I don’t know the full story but I think that’s the show where Heath used a slang word for a liquor store common in the northeast US. It’s an abbreviation for “package store” That word has a homonym that is a slur directed towards people of central Asian descent, specifically those from Pakistan. The Edinburgh crowd was not aware of the American version and reacted accordingly

ForwardslashTim

Yikes! I'm not familiar with northeast US regional slang, so I'll have to look that up. Heath is usually so sensitive and culturally aware, but then again he did have a hand in coming up with "God Awful Races" and "Ra*ing People with Heath."😅

KarlaRei

Oh no! I always wondered what the story was.

FruitbatStudios

Its free on Youtube - you absolutely should!

FruitbatStudios

Two Votes - if I were any good at 2D art I'd try to help out

Vausch Abendroth

I like that in the first skit y'all got the furry culture aspect down that we get fully rendered fan art out seconds after a character is announced. Very accurate.

Another Craig

I think option 3 is: if we can make their lives as joyless as possible, church won't seem so bad...

Anne the transwoman

OMG THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. I began watching it the second I finished the gam episode. This movie is fucking amazing. I love it so much.,

Another Craig

I don't know how helpful or relevant my few (and now roughly 20 years old(!)) experiences with shrooms would be. Instead maybe I can at least offer this ScienceNews.org article from a couple months ago? (I dunno how helpful this really is, either, but it's interesting..?) Psilocybin basically hits a reset button on your at-rest brain patterns, which are associated with your sense of self. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/psilocybin-brain-networks

Adam Martin

Lucinda is a flying squirrel

Markus Nävergård

might it be the same Slang they used in Jurassic world to abbriviate the name Pachycephalosaurus?

Drunkarius

Every time Noah says something like "and then he goes to break up with Panty" or "and then Panty goes and..." my brain does, like, a cache-miss.

Sean Young

I checked and yeah there's a fair bit of actual furry debates over the big cats in this movie

DrProfSatan

I thought Eli was exaggerating the extent that this is furry porn. He WAS NOT.

Scott Lesch

I found the movie on Youtube to confirm the jokes. :)

Scott Lesch

What movie are they going on Dec 7th? The horrible 2001 Pearl Harbor movie?

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

I was wondering what this was right up until starting to listen to the show. Then I realized: oh shit, this is the Noah's Ark movie with the big fat cat tat panther lady. My next thought was one simple phrase: THIS GONNA BE GOOD.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

"We haven't made any furries since Robin Hood!" Thundercats. Lion King. Tiny Toon Adventures. I can go on. I can go on for a WHILE.

Markus D

I'm glad you guys had fun with this one! It's nice to have one of these movies among all the bad Christian shit that takes itself dead serious.

Markus D

It might be helpful to remember that PiaT fans tend to be good people and other people are probably dealing with social anxiety as well.

Stella

Also thanks for releasing such a fun episode right before my first day of work this semester. It's been a nice distraction from my constant sense of dread 🙃 Legitimately I don't know how I'd get through without y'all sometimes. So thank you! 😊 ✨

Matt Eldritch

My aunt probably created a couple of furries from showing the Storyteller episode "Hans, My Hedgehog" to her English Class.

Djonin Stark

I checked a furry porn database for “el Arca” (this movie’s original title) and found 507 pictures tagged. Each lady in this movie has at least 100 pictures if not more.

Djonin Stark

Kairel has the most pictures at 218

Djonin Stark

Never forget Rivet the Lombax

Kaitlin Drost

I think you’re thinking of Lorde on Hot Ones, not Cardi B. She definitely reacted!!

Spiked Nalgene

> He WAS NOT. I heard that in Eli's voice

Spiked Nalgene

I think have been very few, if any, times in history where "to protect women" was anything but a post-hoc rationalization for prudishness.

Spiked Nalgene

I feel like the ads that played before this episode (the non-patreon feed) were a direct attack on Heath. Some "intelligent drink system" that is essentially a Keurig-style robot bartender.

Markus Nävergård

or " THINK OF THE CHILDREN" the two most over used justifications.

Markus Nävergård

Dinosaucers, the great mouse detective, rescue rangers, talespin, the rescuers, Silverwing, Kung-fu panda. FUCKING ZOOTOPIA! The entire sonic the hedgehog franchise, every humanoid looking pokemon, Digimon. Donkey kong franchise, Star fox, I mean Krystal alone is likely the catalyst for most millenial furries.

Markus Nävergård

i love that Thundercats is on the far end of the furry spectrum where they all are like 90% humans and Lion king is on the opposite spectrum, But god damn the animator that made Nalas bedroom eyes where one horny bastard. Fuck there was a french cartoon called Prince Argai that had a sexy cobra witch lady as its main villain. This is now a Scaly household

Markus Nävergård

now i am curious how many of my art shows upon that site if you search " lordstevie"

Miles G

I thought the guys were exaggerating about Panty. They were not I'm not going to complain about a naked sexy panther lady, but how was this approved for kids??

Markus D

Yo, someone else who knows Silverwing? I grew up with that series, but I figured that was because I was Canadian. The TV show was absolutely made by furries. Also, I want to add Redwall as another furry thing from my childhood. Not so much on the "sexy" side (at least not in canon), but everything else, yeah.

Sherri Antal

Love Cecil's laugh! It's so contagious!

Markus D

I appreciate the reference to the Thénardiers. That's a joke for MEEEEE!

Nolan B.

Man, y’all should consider Jaws 3. It’s hilariously bad (but fun) and presaged the awfulness of Dennis Quaid.

Markus Nävergård

that seems to few., my fur affinity has 1741n submissions dating back to 2007, then again not all is NSFW art

Markus Nävergård

i saw screenshot of zootopia 2, they do not show it but with how Judys cloth flows, she has nipples to and yes alot of ass shots of her and the fan art reflects that.

Markus Nävergård

Never seen Silverwing i just knew it was a thing, i also remember Legends of treasure island and Phantom cat. but that is very niche

Markus Nävergård

Noah, you all know why the snakes are not allowed with the other animnals. was that whole thing witht he tree and the fruit

Henry Thomas

I may be alone in this, but I find the PIAT team advertising for a gambling website very uncomfortable. I would strongly urge you to reconsider.

Spookems

Really loved that cameo of Bartholomew the hell mouse at 1:11:30

Denise Huston

Okay, so nobody is gonna mention that Panty also has giant Amy Winehouse hair? I know the tits are distracting but