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Hidden Secrets (Patreon)

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2025-02-17 19:23:43
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2026-06

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This week, new guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us to review a movie about David AR White not having sex.

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AndrewHere

Show me your dick. Ps love you guys! Keep up the good work!

Adam Pope

before Schneider deep throats the literal American flag lol

General Contact Unit Problem Child

The guy who played Jonas in Stargate SG1 was in this. it's always surreal when you see an actor who actually been in a real TV/movies, show up in one of these.

Amanda McGuirt

I found out yesterday that the contractor fixing my in-laws' roof has a podcast, so I looked into it. There are a LOT of roofing podcasts y'all. Like an inexplicable amount of roofing podcasts.

Markus Nävergård

Eli, as a groundskeeper at graveyard. they have A LOT of long funerals. it is the good byes in the church, then at the grave and then sometimes at the church home. The best ones are where they just say their good byes and leave so i can fill in the hole. because the workj is that way " yeah sure this was your great grandma, you all loved her, buuuuuuuut i kinda want to get this done today, it is friday and it takes like 90 minutes to fill this in and fix it all up, also all those expensive flowers you buy, yeah in two weeks we toss it in the dumpster. should have donated that money to science research"

David

I mean... isn't David's entire life since the divorce about him not having sex?

Markus Nävergård

okay, so it is a truly monsterous idea that either god makes you homosexuall and then punishes you for it or the idea that God allows you to be molested as a child and thus becoming homosexuall and then punishes you. " here is the crime i heaped on you but i can absolve you of it but if you do not i will punish you"

Markus Nävergård

David buys one of those shirts " i do not need Sex, my ex-wife fucked me in the divorce"

Markus Nävergård

at work, a priest that works there said he wanted to talk god with me, i respectfully declined, but man if i could have jsut pulled out Noah Lugeons out of my pocket and gone " no, but he will"

Markus Nävergård

Isnt that what Calvinism is? God has already predestined your entire life and knows if you are gonna burn in hell or not and then just sees it play out,like a sadist

Mary J O'Grady

Mark Twain pointed out that infinite punishment for what of necessity are finite offenses is unjust.

Markus Nävergård

so funny that Samuel Clemense got that right over 130 years ago.

Markus Nävergård

" Noah i choose you" what pokemon type would the PIAT cast be? also, I love that in Pokemon, there is a defacto God, Arceus and humanity developed a way to catch him and fight with him as a pet.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

So is Corin Nemec like a super right wing Christian? When I first saw him I assumed this was like a thing he did for a pay check before he landed stargate but turns out this was actually after that so presumably he actually wanted to play an ex-gay Christian.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

The music the band plays in this movie, kind of reminds me of the kind of the generic pop music they'd play over the end credits of any given TV movie aimed at tweens in the mid 2000s. Like when I'm hearing it I'm imagining its 2007 and Ben 10 meets Batman (or whatever) has just ended, and 13 year old me can't be bothered to change the channel yet.

We can feed everybody

Started watching Trump by Grace. It's so easy to see that asshole driving his wife to an opioid overdose. What a douche.

Antonio A Barroso

Last week we got a Joe Bob Briggs reference and TWO mentions of Knightmare. This week Bryan from my other favorite bad movie review show is a guest. What a month!

Denise Huston

If god were punishing what's her face for her abortion by killing her family, he sure waited like...15 years to do so. Almost like most of those things happened because everyone dies eventually.

Laura Lusby

Ok so according to my parents, sleeping together when you’re not married is WRONG. So when I got engaged after my divorce (and that was a fight in the first place) and I got a new apartment, even though it would have saved us a crap ton of money, we did not move in together.

Kate

TwistyPretzel

My poor 13 year old heart is BROKEN!!!!!

Markus Nävergård

before they got to that part, it sounded like A.R Whites new Girlfriend killed Cherry´s family to set up this test of character.

Markus Nävergård

and apparently he drove his dogs into a Opioid overdose to

Markus Nävergård

So, that makes me question if he thought Star Gate was real.

Uriah Jackson

At the end, pointing out that they don't know each other anymore, I saw that happen in person. Two residents at my job had almost gotten together 30 years before, and since both were now single again, they decided they'd get engaged and move in together right after meeting again. It was a disaster. They hadn't even stopped to talk and see if they wanted the same things. He wanted a new housewife to do all the stuff for him, and she wanted someone who would slot into the life she had built for herself without making any changes. They had a messy breakup two months later.

Markus Nävergård

oh wow. yeah i mean the person i am now today is not the same as i was in highschool, over 20 years ago. Pepole change, if anything it sound slike David´s character was in love with the memory and idea of who his high school girlfriend was, not who she is and she just lost all her family members and here he comes in, a person she relied on over a decade ago, her attraction to him is jsut him forming a sort of anchor point for her in her time of turmoil.

Amanda McGuirt

My step father proposed to my mother by saying "God wants me to care for you and your children."

LochUnruly

Eli as a former GA resident, I appreciated your "Ass Margherita" joke, and I'm not in jail 😜

Ryan

I remember him from the 90's comedy show Parker Lewis Can't Lose. He played the titular character, kind of like Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell, and he was good. And everything I've seen him in since has been disappointing.

Markus Nävergård

How Eli describes the scene with Micheal and David makes it sounds like it was David that Molested Micheal into homosexuallity

Taru Tikkanen

Wonderful episode! Hoping Bryan comes back another time.

KayJayO

always here for Eli’s From shoutouts good show dumb name

Rachel J Larris

Eli and David’s comedic timing was so good they have to make a podcast together. I decided to play the Hearts Are Trump episode since they mentioned it…the date for the episode is unfortunately now deeply uncomfortable because it’s from Jan 2021. More of an emotional warning for those who decide to hear it

Rachel J Larris

Also David so such a great first time new guest host! More people should be saying positive stuff because he nailed it as a guest. I’d never heard of him before but I will go watch his channels

Ryan

This episode had me browsing Davy's IMDB page, and HOLY SHIT, GUYS. He starred in a PureFlix original sit"com" called Malibu Dan the Family Man in 2017. Has this been mentioned before on the show or in this group? It also has Andrea Logan (still) White as not-his-wife. THIS SOUNDS AMAZING!

Rachel J Larris

Nice to meet you! And I have panic brain lately but you really launched extremely well with Eli

Total Absolutism

Noah's a Psychic type and is very grumpy about it. Eli's a Fairy type. And Heath is Normal type.

Markus Nävergård

" God Punishes me, he killed my whole family as punishment for my abortion" So God is like a Mob Boss " Send her a message, kill her whole family, then she´ll learn"

Markus Nävergård

Wait, Maybe racheals Plan all along was to have david break up with her,go back to his old girlfriend and ahve to live with the misery that that realtionship will bring. Racheal escapes this horrible friend group and is now free

Markus Nävergård

most of GAM is " oh i remember them from that show, was great and now they do this shit, how far they ahve fallen"