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Kraven the Hunter (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-01 03:09:46
Imported:
2026-06

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With less than two hours remaining in February, we present the February bonus episode. And it's the movie that was bad enough to kill a film franchise that neither Morbius nor Madame Webb managed to finish off.

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Henry Arndt

Wait, they actually made this?

Matt

I saw a trailer for it in front of the last Venom movie, so I’ll say…yeah, probably

CarrieBoo

Yeesh. They tried to connect these? Sigh.

PJ The WonderCat (edited)

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2026-09-08 12:00 GAM Bonus 100 has to be “Megalopolis”!!!!!
2025-03-01 03:29

Ty Stephens

Yes. Bad comic movies are the heart of the bonus series. Taking me back home with this one boys.

KeepingThePlatesSpinning

Thank you for this!!! Also could you please have Hemant on an episode? Please

tsukiouji

Lol Calypso is the one thing I know about Kraven thanks to the 90s Spidey cartoon

lf

Wait. Wildebeest in Eastern Russia? Are they wearing Yak skins?

lf

"You can't hide your lion eyes..."

Starshark

I have - literally - at least 5000 Marvel comics from circa 80s-90s. I have seen Calypso in ONE comic. ONE! And it sucked!

Dreamcrusher

Thanks for the amazing content. Loved this episode.

Zach Van Stanley

Lions are very good climbers, and they frequently climb trees.

Zach Van Stanley

Also, cats can fall for very great distances and walk away with little to no injuries. From an airplane is even possible as they are light enough to not reach a high impact force at terminal velocity. The problem with a lion falling a great distance is that they have a lot more mass and so it would hit the ground with much more force.

DataAngel

"Kraven" is such a stupid name for a "hero"

KayJayO

fun fact: the noise was added in post production, according to the actor

J. Vizzle

This has been a great week for bonus podcasts!

J. Vizzle

New Patreon goal, getting Heath a baseball, apple pie and eagle tattoo on his face.

Leslie Marchant

I had to google it: Yes, big cats like lions, tigers, and leopards can land on their feet like house cats because they share the same "righting reflex," which allows them to orient themselves mid-fall and land on all fours due to their flexible spines and lack of fixed collarbones; essentially, all cats, regardless of size, have this ability to land on their feet when falling.

Cave_Dweller

Don't know if it was covered in the Wired article, but if a fall is too "short," it can actually be more dangerous for a cat, since they don't have time to orient themselves in space (another amazeballs cat skill) to prepare for the landing.

Matt

Crazy billionaire remake: Kraven is a killer for hire, he doesn’t really care who he kills, most of the people he kills are obviously bad, but then he gets a contract for, say, a healthcare CEO, and that’s when Spider-Man shows up to fight him.

Denise Huston

Every time I hear Noah drop a cat name, I lose my brain a little bit.

Nolan B.

Great episode..we need Flight Risk next!

Markus Nävergård

Ah, i am so glad this sony cinematic universe was taken outback behind the shed and shot like old Yeller

Markus D

I mean, I'm pretty pro-poachers getting knifed in the face to death. And the difference between hunters and poachers is generally that hunters don't kill endangered animals for profit. (I don't know the details, but I definitely think there's a moral difference between killing like... a white rhino versus a common rabbit.)

Danica

They really missed an opportunity to have Kraven be a red-head and give him ginger cat syndrome 😂

Henry Arndt

What on earth was that noise?

Henry Arndt

Wait a minute, I thought Sony already had the Rhino? Paul Giamatti with a somehow worse Russian accent than any in this movie?

KayJayO

supposedly it was supposed to be a silent scream, and he did that take as like a blooper to get laughs, and then that was the take they put in the film

Markus Nävergård

who the fuck know who owns what ip rights to use in movies now days.

Atomic Squirrel

For the record, Unbeatable Squirrel Girl has an excellent portrayal of Kraven the Hunter.

SadPanda

I feel the need to defend at least one Russell Crowe movie/performance in the last decade. It's definitely flawed, but I feel that The Nice Guys is a better movie than people remember, and Crowe and Gosling had good chemistry.

Caleb Moline

But we all *loved* Old Yeller

GREGZILLA

It gives me hope. That at his age, Russell Crowe is still, "Fighting Around the World!". Even if he did trade in his tugboat for a Vespa scooter...

WelcomeToFalse

Kraven is so much more interesting, than this manimal knockoff. Kraven’s real superpower is basically toxic masculinity. He’s not the least bit sympathetic. His most iconic story, “Kraven’s Last Hunt”, has him ambush Spider-Man, bury him alive, then put on his own Spidey suit and beat another villain that the actual Spider-Man couldn’t. Then he kills himself, after believing he’s outdone Spider-Man. Because he’s a hypermasculine lunatic. And a prick.

Markus Nävergård

" gentlemen, we have done it, this serum contains 100% pure concentrated toxic masculinity"* drinks it*

LaSalleStory

Yes!! The tardigrade! The most INDESTRUCTIBLE animal 💪 & my Favorite

Liz Burns

I am loving that perhaps, somehow you've tripped a Netflix algorithm and it's being heavily promoted, despite the awful reviews. So happy.

Adam Martin

The Nice Guy is fantastic

Laura Lusby

Listening to this and cracking up because my cat has been chasing a lizard around the house all day