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Why does Eli owe Heath $20? What won't Marsh ever forgive Eli for this time? What is the silliest hat of all time? Only patrons will know.

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Richard Smith

At a time when levity is in short supply, this is what we kneed.

Steve Wynter-Murdoch

YES! YES! YES! YES! I was wondering when you guys would get round to doing this one!

Bryan (Host of GBorBB and TFIL)

I assume Marsh was making a joke, but the Wiki line about her appearing "for scale if she got to wear her lucky hat" means that she agreed to do it for the lowest possible wage as long as she got to wear her hat. "Scale" is the minimum wage allowed by the Screen Actors Guild. It does make for one hell of a double entendre in this instance though.

Fel Martins

Bonus 100 and Episode 500 within the same 7 day period. Congrats on both!

kaizerlith

Surprised especially with the little person porn bit that Eli did not know Oldmans girlfriend(in the film) was a porn actress. Or I assume he did not know since it wasn't brought up. Granted I only knew it from Double Toasted's review.

Francophag

I've never heard of this movie before, and the more I listened, the more I was sure this was an early April Fools joke. But then I went to IMDb, and not only found out this is real, but the first two films under "You might also like" were Gymkata and Neil Breen's Double Down. I think that adds a fine cap to this delightful episode.

Chase Chumbley

How many awards?! 2002 was another world

Matt

Yeah, like…I don’t know what “scale” means in this context, but I know it’s not Kate Beckinsale being a human banana.

Matt

What you did there, I see it.

Markus D

I've been wanting to see you cover this one since bonus episodes started being a thing. I don't think I've ever heard of a worse concept for a proper Hollywood movie than this one.

Heath Enwright’s Husband

I actually remember loving the Hot Chick. I’m sure it’s terrible and I at least remember homophobia. You guys should do that movie!

Kate Gardner

I don't know if I'd say "love," but I saw it in theaters when I was 13ish, and it was far from the worst movie I ever saw in theaters. That honor goes to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Still the only movie I ever considered walking out on. Plus the Hot Chick had a lot of cute girls for my closeted ass to enjoy.

Kate Gardner

I don't know what you guys mean, I love surprise eugenics in my movies.

Total Absolutism

Damn, Marsh's "Peter Dinklage" just kept getting better as the bit went on.

Taru Tikkanen

Poor Marsh. Wonderful episode, but still, poor Marsh.

Markus Nävergård

So Eli has no boundries, as long as he thinks it be funny it is fair game?

Rachel J Larris

Marsh’s theory about Dinklage vs Oldman makes sense. This was pre-GOT Dinklage who had an even bigger chip on his shoulder about actors & little people. Oldman is famously known to be like his character was on Friends. That’s the sympathetic depiction of how he acts.

Woodsy Boredom

I fucking love this movie. I own it and watch it regularly.

Scott W. Davis

Happy 100th, GAM team! I thank you; my mental health thanks you.

Amy Baloo

Someone tell Heath what Doctor is!

Samuel Machi

I went to a Weinerville live show when I was a kid. A man spoke to my family before the show and asked us some questions about what we liked about Weinerville. When he left, my mom was like, "Do you know who that was? That was Marc Weiner's father!"

B. King

Was it a coincidence that you did this movie for March? Recorded on the 16th so you could be close, but pretend you weren't? We aaallll know the secret message!

Nicholas Monter

If you want to watch a set of movies with a little person that is ACTUALLY fun to watch: Any of the Weng-Weng movies. Many of them are dubbed and on YouTube. https://youtu.be/KQusVTrIVxg

Spooky Luke

"You want me to just give away my automatic win for Two Truths and a Lie?" 🤣

Off-label Botanist

My mom looked at her kids and asked "What can they contribute to society " and she told us so

LaSalleStory

Holy shit!!! This is one of the films I emailed PIAT to do! Can’t fucking wait to hear how God Awful they found it

LaSalleStory

YESSSS!! We watched it recently and dear lawd… it has aged even worse than anyone could have dreamed

Meadhands

How have I met Lucinda twice and didn't know she had dwarfism? I just thought she was a tiny lil lady.

Jessica Eastvold

I had that thought too. I get it’s a comedy show. But it’s also a workplace. And a workplace that has had issues with sexual harassment and hostile work environment. I can’t imagine ever changing a hyperlink on my coworker to change it to pornography to make it seem that the other person had linked it to porn. Eli has talked about bits in the past that didn’t age well. Things he wishes he hadn’t said or done. I feel like this is in the top of that list for me. An impulsive joke in the moment can be chopped up to impulsivity and poor judgment. This was different. And felt uncomfortable. Marsh sounded genuinely deflated and upset. And no one did or said anything. They did the final edit and left it in. These things are on a spectrum. I’m certainly not trying to place Eli on the worst end of that spectrum but from where I’m sitting it’s on that spectrum.

Jo Tyler

My partner just made me pause this at the mention of Weinerville to tell me about when he was a kid and the traveling show was at Shea stadium for one of the Mets games his family went to, and he was one of the audience members who got to go up on the stage and be a Weiner. I do not know how to react to this information. Thanks, Marsh.

Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething

Eli has this tendency to think his edgelord shit is okay because he's inherently more moral than others. If he never faces accountability, he'll never change.

Markus Nävergård

think it stems from His admitted need for attention. does not excuse pulling stuff like that or making websites to go along with the insane things he concocts about guest hosts. At times i wonder where the persona and him ends and begins.

Patrick Carr

I saw most of this movie once! It was weird!

Sparrow

Agreed. A lot of his interactions with especially the guest masochists (particularly in the last year or so) have gone beyond 'friends who bust each others' chops playfully' to a level of vitriol that seems like he genuinely hates some of them.

CarrieBoo

Is this it? Is this the most offensive movie ever made? Cuz holy hell I watched the trailer and whaaaaat the fuck?

Zach Van Stanley

For me, it isn’t about getting rid of him anything like that. But it did seem to cross a line for me. It honestly reminded me of the early stuff that tried to be edgy but without the right direction. Listen to the Phantom Menace episode to get an idea. I’m not sure how comfortable Marsh was with this, but I think the fact that people are concerned over that is the issue. I can see someone being really uncomfortable about the link change. Honestly, if he changed it to something else weird but not inappropriate, it might have been a good bit for me. I know from other shows like D&D Minus how Eli struggles sometimes. I think he deserves a chance to grow.

I Fight Horny Patron Names

Yeah, a lot of the episodes where they have a new guest on, I have felt genuinely uncomfortable and had to ask myself "How well do these people know Eli outside of GAM?" The Bibleman episode comes most immediately to mind.

Markus D

I don't think Marsh sounded upset. He sounded like he was faux-enraged and then laughed with him. Hell, Marsh said "you blew your load too early and should've told everyone that you changed it AFTER I told them to click it for the definition".

ForwardslashTim

Octarine! The color of magic! ❤️🔥

Suzanne August

I think this movie was Gary Oldman’s reply to Daniel Day Lewis’ My Left Foot. I’ll bet he thought this was an Oscar shoo-in.

Total Absolutism

I, uh... I don't think that Eli's "shenanigans" are real, guys. I'm pretty sure that he asks first (at least these days, early Eli who knows.)

Mia Walden

Whatever you think of this movie, I NEED you to know that, according to an article about this movie on Yahoo Entertainment, the original director conceived of this movie and wrote the script at 18 as a “raucous comedy about little people fucking each other.” Do with that what you will.