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GAM153: Masterless (Patreon)

Published:
2018-07-23 02:34:56
Imported:
2026-06

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We'll admit, we were starting to think we'd never find a Kung Fu Jesus movie. I figured if this movie was out there, we'd have sniffed it out by now. But it was out there, and now our lives are complete.

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SadakoTetsuwan

This is literally why they banned Christianity in Japan before they closed off from the outside world--the daimyo were worried that Christian samurai would be torn between serving their lords and serving Jesus, so they kicked all the Spanish and Portuguese missionaries out, lol.

A Pawn Called Bishop

Im pretty sure the bad guys mask was a Noh mask, possibly 'Ko-tobide'. I cant be sure because the youtube rip I watched had like 20 effects on it and there was no way I was gonna pay to watch this.

Mr Pudifoot

Those are not tomatoes. The fruit is a persimmon, a sweet fruit that is popular in Japan.

Your Music Saved Us

Why do people want to make architects protagonists of movies? We are boring people that do nothing but try to solve the problems of people who don't understand what we do. That is NOT cinematic.

Andrew Campbell

Did Eli call Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack, the "worst Godzilla movie"? How dare you!!

Aya Sakurai

Heath, come to Japan and you can easily find hundreds of period movies and trashy TV shows about Willie Lomans of the samurai world having shitty days at their job. For the better part of the Edo Shogunate era the samurais were not so much warriors as governmental bureaucrats who did all kinds of boring paperwork for meager paychecks. (Of course in those shows the protagonist is almost always a formidable sword master unbeknownst to his colleagues and saves the day in a climactic sword fight, but still)

Yaro Kasear

Just wanted to point out that the outro music was not edited in properly. It comes in AFTER the breakfast club close finishes.

K

The more you make fun of Heath for his perfect woman the more I feel inadequate as a person. I’d rather have steak cooked by someone else than flowers, my boyfriend is Bourbon, I hate phone calls, and I order what I want in restaurants. All I ask is him to do dishes, don’t expect submission, don’t hit me, don’t believe in gods, and be ok with no procreation.

Miguel

This is Christian kungfu the TV show with David carradine

Angela Adcock

When my husband fucks up I get mashed potatoes instead of flowers. Extra gravy if I'm real pissed. If he showed up with flowers I think I'd make him eat them. This works out well for both of us.

Markus D

Kicking the missionaries out is always the correct response.