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July Bonus Poll: SHARKS! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-07-03 19:22:33
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2026-06
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Poll

July Bonus Poll: SHARKS!

  • The Meg 147
  • Sharknado 134
  • Ghost Shark 152
  • 2019-07-03
  • 433 votes
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Content

Its summer and that means people are headed to the beaches...where silent death awaits...here...are...your...nominees: Noah: The Meg

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4779682/Heath: Sharknado

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724064/Eli Nomination: Ghost Sharkhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt2600742/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

Comments

Jeff Jackson

Can we finally give Heath what he wants and vote for Sharknado already? Frankly, I’m tired of seeing it on these polls.

Commissar Dixon

Ghost Shark seems the most horrific of all. The Meg was pseudo successful and Sharknado has been done to death.

Paul Freelend

No handouts. He'll never learn self-reliance that way. Maybe if we stick a toothpick in it beforehand....

Nemoutopian

Ghost Shark, not intentionally bad Sharknado.

jessica

Seriously? No Sharktopus? next time maybe

Your Music Saved Us

It's a movie that's made to be bad! You can't make fun of movies that are made to be bad!

Rachel J Larris

My vote is for The Meg because I think it's the more sincere of the three choices in they were trying to make a real movie and not a TV joke.

B. King

HDTGM just did the Meg recently. Let it sit a bit.

Markus D

No. He needs to learn that his choice is bad for the reason Clifton said. Sharknado just feels like someone who was REALLY confident they could make the next Birdemic, but didn't really understand that you needed more than a silly horror concept with animals.

Markus D

I just want to say that I know Heath is trying to shove that Sharknado in, and that's probably the whole reason this poll is shark-based, but really, I'm a little disappointed because movies about sharks tend to be really boring unless they're documentaries IMO. They're just depicted as crazy killing monsters in water, and don't even get a cool backstory like something from... I don't know, the Cthulhu mythos. And even when they're stupid movies with bad sciences, it's not a special, unique kind of stupid like The Core or The Happening.

חנן

also in the Flop House catalogue

The Deep State of Kelno'reem

I would have totally voted for Sharknado this time, but have you *seen* Ghost Shark? You can't just throw out Ghost Shark as an option and expect people to *not* vote for Ghost Shark...

Hypatia

Ok. I changed my vote. Good luck Heath.

Lefty Conspirator

Aw man, Ghost Shark sounds fucking epic, but The Meg has my main man Jason Statham. This is literally the worst torment in the world!

Michelle C

Do Sharknado. It’s the only one on the list I’ve seen.

The Best Cat

Ghost Shark sounds terrible. Vote cast. 👍. Plus it keeps Sharknado on the list FOREVER. 😝

Larry

Seen all three, and Ghost Shark is truly a wondrous thing to behold!😈

HidariMak

Having seen all three, Ghost Shark still gets my vote. Sure, the first Sharknado has sharks attacking a traveling car that's going slowly through 4 inches of water, and has them driving through a car wash to simulate driving through a hurricane. But Ghost Shark kept making the attacks dumber and dumber. Also, where's Roboshark on this list? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHDDN6Pi6ck

HidariMak

Never heard of this one before. Thanks.

JCS

I voted for Sharknado because I want to hear what Heath has to say about it.

Peter Anthony Anderson

I'm looking forward to any of these, but I picked Ghost Shark because I haven't heard of it

Ben

The meg was big budget, which makes it more ridiculous

Obviously not a hamster

The Meg! Because it pretends to be somewhat scientific, which means we'll get to hear Noah's bloodvessels pop in real time!

Esme

Ghost Shark is probably my favorite stupid creature movie ever on SyFy.

Max

Sharknado is to dumb. It's funnier when it's not ment to be bad

Steve A.

Where can one watch Ghost Shark?

Sterling Hallauer

I feel so bad for Heath, Sharknado shows up every two to three months or so but never makes the cut, he clearly sees something it and I want to know what what it is, goddammit.

Lefty Conspirator

Not so fast, I am contacting the Florida supreme court demanding a recount. :P