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And now, our shark double-feature continues with a movie that makes Ghost Shark look like high brow cinema.

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Anonymous User

What will be mocked most? The terrible acting? Shocking dialogue and direction? Inability to frame a scene? Random transitions to unrelated scenes? Extra scenes that seem to have nothing to do with the movie? Sound editing so bad you sometimes can’t hear a word they are saying?

Evelyn

I think GAM just jumped the shark

Carlos Marchi

The moment black dude fell to his death was followed by the commentary: "the mayor wants a shark to be arrested, any shark" (or something for that effect). I swear it came to mind the cops arriving with a POC all beaten up and screaming: "I'm a shark! I swear I'm a shark!". I'm a terrible person... Edit: Ohhh... And I commented on the wrong movie. Well, what's done is done.

Bevin Flynn

I worked on the remaster of the miniseries "Creature" about a mutant shark that can grow limbs and climb trees and stuff, if I remember correctly. It makes no sense at all and has Craig T Nelson and Kim Cattrall! Highly recommend.

The Best Cat

Possibly one of my favorite movies now. 👍.

The Princeton Perambulator

I’m really hung up on the Ghost Whatever redhead narrating into A CAMERA THAT WASN’T HER CAMERMAN’S!! Am I the only one?