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GAM276: Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-29 20:52:53
Edited:
2023-12-10 15:42:26
Imported:
2026-06

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I feel the need to emphasize that by the time this comes out for everyone else, it will at least be December.

Comments

Zach Van Stanley

Dolly might not be in Star Trek, but she was in The Orville

Grant Cosper

Christmas-tacular begins early!

crystaloftruth

Not sure if Star Trek did cum transportation but in Deep Space Nine they had written Keiko O’Brien as being pregnant but then the actress who played Major Kira got pregnant so in the show they transported the foetus into Kira and then did some awkward poly jokes

Nathan Sperry

Little sad that the guys didn’t know who Jennifer Lewis was 😅😅😅

Evan

Marsh keeps saying that Dolly Parton is "a Star Trek" like that's what the aliens in that show were called, and it's goddamn crazy. It's the kind of thing that only a Battlestar Galactica would say.

Denise Huston

"This isn't a fairy tale," no, it has ANGELS, that's totally different from fairies because they're REAL!

Maris

Holy shit, I tried to watch this when I was really high on Thanksgiving, and freaked the fuck out. I got as far as the pastor couple, and I was like "Are they in a house or a baby clothes store? Why would they be in a baby clothes store if she's sad about not being pregnant? Wait, do they OWN a baby clothes store? Why would a pastor own a baby clothes store? Do they just want kids so bad that they've hung baby clothes on the wall?!? What is that bucket?? I can't do this."

Neptune

re:cum-related Star Trek: Do you remember the episode of ST:TNG where Deanna Troi suddenly had a baby?

Tyler Stanley

Me: They're going after Dolly Parton? How DARE you. How very dare you. Me after I listened to the episode and tried watching it: Always trust Eli and his film choices. This movie is an experrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrience.

Troublemaker Jake

Movie Fighters did Christmas in the Square last Friday. It's fun how differently people see the same bit of media.

Lee La

I'm just here to watch people rant about how Eli has personally ruined their lives by talking about a Dolly Parton movie and how they won't be a patron anymore.

The Real Moorey

Aside from the painful songs, I love hated this. I may have even teared up at the end. Dolly’s lips are looking rooough, but she must be 90 by now? Now for the podcast...if I dare...

Lee La

I actually kinda liked this movie? I feel like it could have been so much better if it only focused on the scrooge lady, the angels, and the adorable little girl. Those characters I actually liked and I kinda cared about what happened to them. Could have enjoyed it as a super cheesy Christmas film. But omg the pastor couple was terrible and the songs were so lazy... ha ha which almost makes it worse, it's less painful when something is just unsalvageable it's more like "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed" cause it had potential.

Rachael Craig

Marsh, ‘You can never be too rich or too thin’ is a quote attributed to Wallis Simpson, an American lady you may have heard of... 🙂

Markus D

To be honest, I had to look her up and even then the only thing I think I've seen her in is The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and I don't recognize her, so... Different audiences.

Neptune

Found it. It's the first episode of the second season. It's creatively named "The Child".

Liz Rosenberg

I thought the same thing, except I was convinced it was THEIR house and they were so obsessed with having a baby they just bought baby clothes & hung them all over the house