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January Bonus Episode Poll: The worst of 2020 (Patreon)

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2021-01-03 15:58:08
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In a year of suck we want a crack at the worst the year had to offer. Hit us with your best shots...by which we mean worst...best worst...you get it p.s. don't forget to like the suggestions already on the thread that you'd enjoy! Saves us counting!

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Mark H

Do you mean worst movies? Worst events?

john Morrow

Christopher Nolan's Tenet.

Atheist101

Monster Hunter, although its probably to recent. It just came out at the very end of the year. They took my favorite game and did a quick cash grab and it pissed me off

Bogo D. Boonie

Dolittle, the one with Robert Downey Jr.

Windy City Roger (edited)

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2026-09-08 13:00 WW84 just because it's a long convulated, nitpickable movie and we haven't had a superhero movie in a long time, need a comic book Eli fix.
2021-01-03 16:09

Eric Meyer

just watched it last night. I'll grant it was a bad movie, and a lot worse than what the spoilers had prepared me for but is it GAM bad?

Khoa Trinh

Older movie, but maybe one for the anime fans: Dragon Ball Evolution, Moishe as guest host

Kayla

I made it approximately 10 minutes before giving up on that shit show

BosnickFangirl

The Turning was the worst movie from this year that I've seen but it was also so boring that I don't know what you'd make fun of.

ThePaperLibrarian

I haven’t watched a lot of movies this year, so I decided to strategically find the worst on rotten tomatoes. Songbird has 10%, and is about the lockdown Alex Jones has been warning you about. https://youtu.be/IgxXSfto6Vo

Jonathan Renderos

Monster Hunter. From the director who ruined the name "Resident Evil", in order to give his wife leading roles

William Yeske

If you want to give yourselves a treat, watch The Exigency. It's an average to above average sci-fi action movie with sub Food Fight levels of animation. It was made over, like, ten years by complete amateurs using Poser Pro. And it's free on Amazon Prime. Trailer: https://youtu.be/0wR-gcV_rSU

Scoop Bucky

2067 Came out in October on Prime. I have only seen the trailer but looks like a classic bad time travel movie with all the tropes.

Ted Meadows

Fantasy Island, yes they did a movie of the old 80s show as a horror movie

Doom

Jiu Jitsu (2020). Staring Nick Cage, with Tony Jaa and others. Synopsis: “Every six years, an ancient order of jiu-jitsu fighters joins forces to battle a vicious race of alien invaders. But when a celebrated war hero goes down in defeat, the fate of the planet and mankind hangs in the balance.”

B

Bloodshot, aka the worst Vin Diesel film on record

Mark H

“Fatman?” I haven’t watched it, but Mel Gibson as a homicidal Santa Claus seems like a front runner.

Paul Kopp

This Old Machine. Couldn't follow, no plot really and is billed as a K Sorbs headlining movie and made absolutely no sense

Ilan Woll

Space Force could be a good choice

Ilan Woll

Irresistible - Jon Stewart's effort at political commentary

Eric Hall

Irresistible gets my vote. I'm sorry, but it hits too hard on the bothsiderism that makes people think that 'seditious behavior' is somehow equivalent to 'reasonable politics.'

Dreamcrusher

If Nick Cage has to do bad martial arts, I'm in

Geoffrey T. Blackwell

Surprisingly bad. If I'm watching your movie and being reminded of Catwoman, Battlefield Earth, and The Room, you done fucked up.

Danial Gibson

A movie about a pandemic, written and filmed during a pandemic and seems to get everything wrong about them, and it was produced by Michael Bay.

Amanda

Haven't seen it myself but had a surprising number of walkouts from it. This is extra surprising, considering it would have been the first movie people had seen in a cinema after 100+ days in lockdown, and you'd think just he novelty of sitting in a cinema with a bunch of strangers would be enough to keep you there, but nope. It was that bad.

Amanda

The Very Excellent Mr Dundee sounds suitably lamentable, and you haven't done a lot (or even any?) Australian films. I thought all of the Crocodile Dundee movies were fairly awful. Honestly, the first one lost me when the love interest won a necklace fight with a really careful twelve foot saltie (every bit as realistic as the poster from 1 Million Years BC where a t-rex is holding Raquel Welch by the bikini bottom.)

Kathleen

Sometimes movies are just okay

Tom jackson

If Footmen Tire You came out in 1972, but still exists today so... If we’re talking non-movies, then trump obviously wins.

The Popcorn Junkie

The Secret: Dare to Dream. If you like Pure Flix movies but instead of Jesus the message is think happy thoughts, you will love this movie.

That Julia Person

I saw no new movies I didn't like this year, because I saw startlingly few new movies. I'd love to hear your thoughts on Mulan, though. I'm told it's truly terrible.

Lethal Wheat Gluten

Closer Encounters of the Fifth Kind: Contact has Begun, it goes from the government is covering up UFO to this buddy of mine had an astral fender bender in space with ET. There's a lot to unpack; narrated by Jeremy Piven.

Christian Galitzine

Yes! That movie has it all. Bad accents, refrigerated female characters, terrible voice acting, oh and a dog named after a racial slur.

Christian Galitzine

Dr. Dolittle! The only remake of a film from the 1960's I have ever seen that somehow manages to have worse female representation than the original.

Scott W. Davis

Hubie Halloween was pretty unwatchable.

Sarvis

But just picture the skit ideas: Melania Trump as Wonder Woman.

Katie Humen

Knock Knock starring Keanu Reeves. It's SO BAD. His character makes a million pointless decisions and it's super cringey. It's billed as a horror movie - not even a tiny bit scary.

Patrick Carr

Cats. I know it came out in 2019 and it’s already been done. Nevertheless. Cats. Do it again.

Cyn R Johnson

Crawl 2019) or tremors, shrieker island. Then too there was that flat earth thing... and worst of all, frozen 2. Shudder!

Mobius Rex

Enola Holmes. Sherlock Holmes' Mary Sue sister is cooler and smarter than her stoopid, stuffy Victorian era brothers. Out! Get her out of my canon!

john Morrow

I was alone in an IMAX theater. I could barely understand the dialogue over the rediculous sound effects

john Morrow

Seriously. This movie will melt your brain.

john Morrow

For all the doubters: "we're just an expression of faith in the mechanics of the universe" if that isn't perfect I don't know what is?

john Morrow

Actually I do: David ar white presents whatever starring kirk cameron and Kevin sorbo. Preferably written by sorbo's wife.

Mark H

Save that for the regular feed!

Mark H

Is it really that bad?! I love most of Nolan’s movies, and this one looked like fun.

john Morrow

An unintentional horror comedy where you don't care if you die or they die just so long as it's over.

El Oso Café

It's better than they're making it seem. They just hate black protagonists.

JubJub

North

john Morrow

honestly, I wanted to like it and John David Washington is the only watchable part of the movie. I had a much bigger problem with Robert Pattinson, and Kenneth Brannagh their characters are not well developed and they are cartoonishly portrayed. he almost saves it. the plot is terrible and it violates its own assumptions and contrivances almost constantly.

john Morrow

I've watched it 3x and I understand it less everytime.

Mama Llaga

Hmm.. how about Decoys (2004)

Mama Llaga

Or one of my most favorites Looker (1981)

Mark H

Or Sarah Huckabee Sanders as Wonder Woman.

Mark H

What about the Electoral College Certification? I only saw bits and pieces, and it’s in 2021, but it’s easily the most 2020 thing to happen in at least a month.

Rodrigo Valdivia

watch Artemis Fowl, that movie is nothing like the books.

Peter Anthony Anderson

"Mac and Me" is an ET ripoff, and the alien looks like someone put giant googly eyes on a weird sex toy.

Nicholas Martindale

Angels in the outfield! I know this will make for a super funny GAM Bonus episode.

Anne the transwoman

Dolittle (the 2020 version) with Iron fucking man. This movie is baaaaaaaaaaaad

Brandon Hall

Do Fatale with Hilary Swank. It’s hilariously terrible. My theory is the yet to be admitted Shymalanian twist of the movie is that it’s a satirical comedy because like a Christian saying “look at the tree” I see design in the hilarity of the awful.

Brandon Hall

Also because I want to see Noah turn into the audio equivalent of a hulk style rage monster, do Batman season 1 or the season two premiere

Brandon Hall

Unintentional hilarity is the best because they think it’s good. It’s the only reason I ever watch Tyler Perry properties lol

Kidda Sweet

Its quarantine, the standards are low, the desperation high. We watched ALL of the first season of Warrior Nun. Guys, it was made for GAM.