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It's about time we finally tackled the quintessential intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic.

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Markus D

I love these episodes because they're the kind of thing that 1. You have to see for yourself and 2. the cult conveniently puts up for free on Youtube. When it comes to the race-rating thing, I'm not 100% sure where I heard about this (maybe implied in one of their other movies?) but they definitely seem to rank lighter-skin higher. Like Eli mentioned, there's that whole "lots of anime art styles don't make white and East Asian people look different" issue going on here, but they're definitely making all the holy people have lighter skin...

Markus D

BTW, Heath, the fat Buddha isn't the same OG Buddha -- Buddha is a title that you get when you achieve enlightenment. The original Buddha is Siddhartha Gautama, who did a lot of fasting, so he probably wasn't fat (though, sorry Eli, he probably wasn't ripped either). The fat Laughing Buddha is a Chinese monk deity named Butai.

Battie

When Eli said “oops, all crazy” I cackled. Gold.

Mobius Rex

The Lost Continent of Mu? Ohhh, so Alien Buddha-Jesus is Chtulhu? I'm an expert on this religion, then!

Sterling Hallauer

Eli didn't push back on Heath's "Animal House close" gambit at all. Everything alright, Eli? Breakfast Club Close for life!

Markus D

Edit to this: Check out The Laws of Eternity, or even just the GAM review on it. Noah mentions the racism.

Markus D

In one of their other movies, "The Laws of Eternity", Hitler is an antagonist for their cult's leader, but I get the impression that they're not very aware of who Hitler is besides "evil" because they think of him as the kind of person who would want to "kill god" and have some sort of association with Nietzsche when really, they would probably agree with Hitler more often than not.

Evogelion

Conspiracy Theory, the trio never reads Patreon comments here, its only the one guy they hired to handle social media.

Lethal Wheat Gluten

11 years in Seattle, can count the seconds of internet outage on one hand