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GAM 282 Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames (Patreon)

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2021-01-11 18:19:39
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2026-06

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Cara Santa Maria joins us once again to watch a really bad play that was filmed really badly using really bad actors.

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Taru Tikkanen

Awesome, Cara’s back! Though, this time, it’s partly her fault they watched this film, since she’s the one who brought it up.

Crystal

OMFG. As a child my church performed this movie as a fucking play and I was in it. And I literally cannot even deal right now LMFAO.

B. King

I looked it up, you can eat heroin but ingestion is a poor route for absorption, so people don't do it.

Hot Dickson Rice

Some insider knowledge for you guys: as someone who grew up in prosperity gospel, yes they talk about greed and money being evil ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but, what about them? Aren’t they the greediest fuckers of all time? Well, when they do they’re referring to people who don’t pay tithes as the greedy evil people who worship money. That’s how they square the circle of a camel through the eye of a needle and gimmie your rent money.

David S.

Doing the lords work looking that up for us all. Though does that mean if you were to have a bowl obstruction or something that it'd be a long lasting high? Can it be extracted from your waste when it passes? Is it harder to OD that way?

David S.

This episode could be revenge for having her on so often. Though it will likely be the episode that I can't remember in the slightest, aside from that birthday card. Watching a Youtube posted, VHS ripped, copy of a Christian play sounds too terrible to even consider subjecting myself to it.

CaitTheWolfe

around the 1 hour mark you talk about the familly who say that they've lived so that they can die and go to heaven, my grandfather is a jehova's witness and this is exactly how he's been for the past 50 years, while he was married to my grandmother he'd put off house repairs cause "Armageddon is just around the corner" this was in the 70's so I get thinking the apocalypses is going to happen any moment. If I was okay with starting a fight with him, I'd show him the 1914 watchtower where they say that WWI was going to be the beginning of the war of armageddon.

Tobli

"Can you eat heroin?" Where is Noah when you really need him?

Scott David Hamilton

The bit where Jesus goes to Hell is an extra-biblical belief called the Harrowing of Hell. It's an interesting belief that grew early on in Christianity, mainly to paper over some theological problems that were becoming obvious.

William Evan Barnes

Ok GAM, my Patreon is open. How much do I need to give you for Eli to call Cara's dad and give us the recording?

Scott David Hamilton

That's not really the Harrowing though. It's like the Rapture: a fully formed belief that, yes, you can pull a line from here or there as support for the belief, but nowhere can you find the complete belief in the Bible itself. (The most important part of the Harrowing, missing from that line, is that Jesus rescued the righteous from Hell, not just that he preached there. Even the rescuing caused theological problems, because that implied that God was purposefully sending good people to Hell to suffer, which is part of the reason the Catholic Church invented Purgatory, so there was a Medium Place God could send people until things got sorted out...)

The Real Moorey

Oh god...I watched the wrong one (Tofield church version) without knowing before listening to the podcast. It’s 80% identical, but enough different to what you guys reviewed to make me think I was tripping balls listening. FWIW, I think it was worse, with the projector screen for exposition, and the begging pastor at the end. https://youtu.be/1A4TRWW-iTU

Rachel

Lol i got tricked into going to this as a kid. Weird thing is, my Rapture-prophecy obsessed mother was pissed about it so f*ck all if I know anything about this theology. Anyhow thanks for bringing this heinous shit into the public consciousness

Joshua Braun

"You're wearing a Cosby sweater, what sins did you commit?" Not sure you thought that line through Eli.

The Real Moorey

Now I’ve watched to proper one too. You bastards. The other one was better IMHO. Worse acting, one take, so bad.

Jason Pelloni

I've been dragged to the church it was filmed at for other "performances" and it's as terrible as you can imagine it is :D

Kenneth Afteryou Bauer

Did anyone else notice the creepy white waiving hands behind the only black person in this play?

Julie Wine&Reason

Dead Delivery Kid's parents made him do this play.

Julie Wine&Reason

"Hearts are Trump?" What? Oh dear. This one's going to be extra painful.

Kristine VanRaalte

Whenever I listen to the game with CSM, I think about how smart and educated she is and that stupid people wouldn't believe she knows as much as she does and understands as much as she understands because they can't even approach the level of understanding it takes to be smart. Then I think that the difference between smart people and stupid people is that smart people know their limitations and stupid people don't think they themselves have any.