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Get ready for one of the dumbest things we've ever watched.

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Rachel Manente

The shave and a haircut bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

Alliterated Liberated Lilith

Yup- pistol Pete’s jerky…. Checks out. Ok- I watched it and holy shit. My 17yr daughter came in and watched some… lost her mind with “tape mouth girl”. We then laughed at all the stock footage… crying 🤣

Sparrow

Like Eli, I am incapable of remembering the names of anybody in government. They're all just "that guy. You know, the anti-bike-lanes guy" or "that one who showed up to all the debates visibly hungover"

Jeff Jackson

Anyone else having issues downloading?

Icculus90

I am, it says the episode is temporarily unavailable

3rd Amendment Truther

Yeah, there's something up with the file, says its been downloaded, but there's nothing there

Greg Wolking

As I write this, the link is broken and only produces a "not found" error page.

Lee La

Thanks Tim! ❤️❤️🙏🏻

Andy Holt

Keep getting a failed to download message on overcastt

Dexter

Just finished cog dis and was going to switch over to this. But I suppose this is as good a time as any to get lunch and let my headphones charge up.

Mina

Thanks Tim! Youre the best!

Claus Hinze

Also wasn't the next movie supposed to be Flatliners??

Makeshift Razor

I nominate Tim as the new deity of atheism.

Dimitry M.

Praise Jebus, it's working now. Thanks to whoever did this. You saved my evening

Lane woods

It is working! Praise tim!

Obligatory Username

"This episode is temporarily unavailable from 'God Awful Movies'" using Apple's podcast app

Dexter

I ask the blessings of Tim be upon me.

Syngen

damn it Eli you didn't make the Wisconsin person sound German nazi enough. God in the amen voice get it right

that 9 fingered lesbian

It's like all of our podcast players were trying to protect us from even hearing about this movie.

Mike

anyone else still having issues downloading or is it just me?

Suzanne August

Dear Lord Tim, I dutifully restarted Patreon and was able to download but it still won’t play. Oh Tim, hear my prayer...😇

Lee La

All hail Tim! He's done more for me than God ever will as he's made my Monday better because I can listen to the funny while I work

Mike

same issue here. When I download it the file size shows up a 0 and it won't play. What podcast player are you all using? I'm wondering if it is a player specific issue since it seems fixed for some people.

Suzanne August

Thank you dear Tim! Thou hast redeemed thy post! Huzzah!

Cory Schoelzel

Damn! I laughed myself to the ground and had to pause to recover. My wife has only listened to 4 of these, I'm about to make it 5 .

Nemoutopian

I took a drink of water right before you started cracking up and I had to spit it back into my glass because I was afraid of inhaling it into my lungs.

Ryan Enbom

What is the Patreon goal to get "Wacky Inflatable Crucifixes" started and will I need to pre-order?!

Jacob Leggatt

I am using Overcast on iPhone and still cannot download the episode using my Patreon RSS. I've refreshed the feed, deleted and restarted the download, and restarted the phone to no effect. Also can't stream it without downloading. I just tried all of these steps in the few minutes leading up to this post. Hope this helps with troubleshooting.

Jacob Leggatt

Also removed it from Overcast and readded it using the RSS link from Patreon, download still fails.

Tonei Glavinic

Same here, I can download other episodes but not this one.

Wandering_Idiot

Hey do you guys remember when farting into the audio was an Eli Carly Fiorina skit and not the reality we all live in?

Everett Abbott

Can only listen to this episode in Patreon player?

Everett Abbott

Podkicker seems to still be screwed.

William Evan Barnes

Ok, we got an excellent Heath squeak in this one, but an Eli squeak at the same time?! That's next fucking level! This might be the best episode yet!

Kristine VanRaalte

One of the most depressing thing about this that I learned is that I'm older than Mike Lindell.

Ilan Woll

They used the Frank network

Jon Herrin

How. Did this episode. Get. Past Andrew?

DJA

Fart guy and expert is Rudy!

FruitbatStudios

The story of Pistol Pete goes even deeper - he was a member of Y'all Queda during the "siege" of that national park. He now has a podcast where he does conservative "journalism" because he thinks so naming himself will protect him from legal consequences.

Caffeinated Weasel

Couldn't get it to load in Overcast so I used the Patreon player - I am so used to 1.25x speed that I was having a weird drug moment listening in normal. Are they always that slow.....or is time speeding up......? Whoa!

Iheart Dogs

This was so funny I don't mind waiting a week for "Flatliners".

Ilan Woll

Was kind of hoping for another Anna B song

Matt Morrison

I was finally able to get the episode to download today

Peter Kyrouac

I'd love a timestamp on the farts in the video. Between the pitch whiplash of Lindell constantly smacking his lips or talking over blurry IP address guy, it's hard to clearly identify them.

Sterling Hallauer

Now we know what really gets Eli to lose his composure: voice modulated farts.

The Real Moorey

I’m not sure I can handle another Lindell offering. They are worse than a really bad mushroom trip. I’ll try, no promises.

The Real Moorey

30 minutes in, and it’s worse than I could have ever imagined. The B roll and info graphics are giving me cancer.

The Real Moorey

And Jesus, it’s also nothing but a big advertisement for his other shit. Anyone else expecting him to run in 2028? They’re going to great lengths to mention every country that could have interfered...except Russia 😂

PeterinKorea

I am just a little over an hour in. I was trying to keep myself together, but broke at phosphate soda.

Patrick Carr

Eli’s Mike Lindell impersonation is truly the hero Gotham needs.

Patrick Carr

When Heath and Eli started laughing about the fart, all the dogs in my neighborhood perked up their ears.

BT

Duuuuuuude I know. I play the diatribe for my wife sometimes on YT and it's unbearably slow to listen to. I'm a 1.3x guy and it just feels natural

Ben Walsh

Does anyone know the title of the movie that the guys referenced, the one with the breakfast club close playing alongside the credits?

The Real Moorey

It’s called ‘the bus that couldn’t stop’

Mobius Rex

Twenty bucks says Mike Lindell found foreign hackers by running the program directory on his computer.

Mobius Rex

Heath's gruff voice will forever be Kevin Sorbo in my head.

Peter Anthony Anderson

You probably already know this, but a lot of shitty Christian movies are on youtube for free with ads.

The Real Moorey

I got through it! Took me a week of small doses. This may be the greatest accomplishment of my life to date.

Holden Kenne

As someone from NH you’ll have to pry my vote from my cold dead hands

Peter Anthony Anderson

It seems like it's a lot of movies they already reviewed. :/ I found Accidental Activist and a few others. Passion of the Christ was up there at one point.

Krostos

"Was it Chinese paper" became a lot funnier this week.

Mark Jones

Just listened to this while doing wood carving. The voice modulator farts nearly had me putting a knife through my hand. 😂

Lisa keeneth

I don't think I have ever heard Eli pull out a heath laugh.

Lisa keeneth

Which made me pull out a heath laugh

Cory Schoelzel

I've now listened to this episode 3 times, helps me chill out when I'm losing my shit.

Total Absolutism

I have not listened to any two episodes of GAM as much as I have this one and Absolute Proof. They're both phenomenal.