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May bonus suggestion thread: Super Zeros (Patreon)

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2021-05-09 13:08:13
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Give us your worst superhero movie suggestions!

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Richard Steele

If it counts... Mortal Kombat Annihilation

The Real Moorey

Aquaman. I don’t like super hero movies at the best of times. This was god awful.

Sally Stewart

Idk, Mystery Men was genuinely funny but it would be fun to hear y'all review it

Mr Pudifoot

Superman 3 with Richard Pryor

Shane

Green lantern Howard the duck Catwoman Elektra

Paul Arndt

The Punisher (1989 version) staring the only man worthy of the mantle of Frank Castle...Dolph Lundgren 😁

Stakes so low, they're ground beef

Honestly, I watched that about 5 years ago while I was myself sky high, and it holds up lol. Bruce Campbell is a treasure. It's dumb, and I'd love to hear the guys do it, but it's also a very fun movie.

Gainfully Unemployed

I don't know if the David Hasselhoff version of Nick Fury from 1998 counts as a superhero movie, but imagining Eli reviewing it makes me laugh already.

Breeding McNery

sadly this and Shazam were probably the best movies from the DCEU

Stuart

Spider-man 3

Breeding McNery

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace The Meteor Man The Trial of the Incredible Hulk

The Real Moorey

I grew up on TV Shazam.....after seeing a preview, I was horrified and vowed to never sully my memory. These 2 may well be the best of the genre, I haven’t watched many, but that doesn’t bode well for the franchise 😂

Rawrbecca

Private detective fighting evil in the pop industry probably doesn't count as a super hero... But the movie Sexina does have Adam West in it...

David Merrill

The trial of the Incredible Hulk. 1989 TV movie and it’s on Prime right now.

Stuart

Guardians the Russian superhero movie.

Chris

X-Men Origins: Wolverine. If only to hear Eli talk about his Wolverine fantasies.

Breeding McNery

Wanted Surrogates Time Cop Barb Wire Richie Rich Cowboys and Aliens RIPD The Rocketeer So many bad comic movies depending on how deep you want to go

Don Toovey

Green Lantern a character with so much potential and even Ryan Renalds couldn’t save it

Breeding McNery

and I branched from superhero to comic movies

Evan McDonell

I can’t believe this one hasn’t been said yet, but Catwoman with Halle Berry.

Don Toovey

Catwoman with Hale Berry,you know a movie is a dog when even Halle Berry in skin tight leather can’t even make it good.And it won the razzie for that year and she actually attended and received the razzy herself

Michael Colon

This movie was bad by my standards as a little boy who loved every movie. This one suuuuuuuucked!

Shane

Love that it was intentionally cheesy bad.

Shane

They already did that one

Khristle

Ultraviolet. It's a guilty pleasure

angrymacface

The 1990 version of Captain America

MouthStache

Think it's about time for Ghost rider 2. We need more of Eli doing Nicolas Cage.

Sarvis

You've already done so many DC movies, so, while it might not be a Super-Hero movie EXACTLY, I highly recommend Mortal Kombat - Annihilation, the gloriously bad sequel to the classic Mortal Kombat movie.

Truffalo

Daredevil. The one with Ben Affleck

Stuart

Ooh, ooh, The Shadow.

Stuart

The Phantom, also does Flash Gordon count?

Total Absolutism

Do Brightburn. It tries to do some message about "But what if Superman was raised in a shitty town or something" and then undercuts its entire message at the end by pinning all the blame on genetics.

Stansky

THEPUMAMAN

Zaridjr

Guardians the shitty Russian Avengers knockoff featuring a character whose power is turning into a bear.

Niamh Coghlan

Too self-aware I think. It's hard to parody / riff / send up a comedy that was made that way intentionally as part of the joke.

Tom Gould

Superman 3 has a super computer try to kill superman! Plus I used super three times in one sentence so you know it's a super good one!

Sean Geist

Green Lantern or the first attempt at the Fantastic Four.

Michelle C

In fairness, they've done several movies for the bonus episodes that I genuinely think are either good movies or a lot of fun, including superhero movies.

Michelle C

Okay, this sounds like an awesome choice

Breeding McNery

Oh, they're not the best of the genre, but they are the best DC has done.

Sean Harmon

Probably my favorite movie of all time ( mostly because it wasn’t painful to watch over and over with my kids!)

Breeding McNery

I mean any of the attempts at Fantastic Four would probably work.

Charles Carter

Cat woman (2004) or Superman IV because it is sooooo good bad

Regina Calabrese

X-Men 3, Catwoman 2004, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are all good contenders, I think.

El Oso Café

Thunder Force is chronically unfunny.

Mark H

ZERO VOTES. 😤

Cbz

I was just about to suggest this! It is anazing how unfunny something can be!

john Morrow

The OG Adam West Batman movie from the 60s.

The Younglings Had It Coming

Suicide Squad. It's the kind of terrible that leaves you shocked a majority studio was behind it.

Cbz

Catwoman or Thunderforce. Catwoman has the excuse that we were still trying to figure out how to make good superhero movies, but Thunderforce has no excuse!

john Morrow

FDR American Badass or Kull the Conqueror. Both of them feature Kevin Sorbo!

Bry

Green Lantern or Suicide Squad definitely

Kevin

CATWOMEN!!!

Prosody

This one wins.

JP Salentine

Blankman!! I remember loving this movie and dressing up like him for halloween in 2nd grade

JP Salentine

1995 Judge Dredd with Sylvester Stallone

Kurt Montandon

Blade: Trinity? How dare you - that movie was awesome.

Kurt Montandon

This is the one. Yugoslavian made, and Ned Beatty is in it for some reason.

You can just think of me as That One Guy

While I stand by Pumaman as my first choice, it's worth noting that League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen was such a miserable shoot that it made Sean Connery quit acting entirely.

Regina Calabrese

And that's saying a LOT since Connery was a notorious workaholic.

Ilan Woll

Man of Steel. I don’t think I have ever been so angry at a movie. Making out during the cities collapse, murder, etc.

Ilan Woll

Bad? He rebuilds the Great Wall of China with his laser vision.

Kain

The league of extraordinary gentlemen from 2003

TBoneSF

It's what happens when one of the co-founders of Cannon says "One of our movies was nominated for multiple Oscars! This isn't the kind of movie company I want anymore!" and starts his own movie company (with gambling and hookers) to get back to Cannon's "roots". In this movie, Captain America's most used superpower is pretending to be carsick, then stealing the person's car.

Will

Blankman has it all. Racism, humor at the expense of the differently abled, David Alan Grier.... can't miss

Ashley Kennett

Original Mortal Kombat, Batman Forever, the most recent Fantastic Four or my one true love the 1982 "Swamp thing" movie.

Scoop Bucky

Catwoman with Halle Berry

Julie Wine&Reason

Batman Returns with Michelle Pfifer as Cat Woman. I don't know how they made this movie so terrible, or why Danny DeVito's Penguin was ended up oozing black goop from every hole in his face. That was a weird choice.

Jordan Jie Jessamine

Tank Girl, It,s not a good Movie though it is fun. It,s like Harley Quinn meets mad max.

Joshua

Cat woman. If not the entire movie then at least the basketball scene.

John F

Pumaman

brokenspoke

Would something like the superhuman horse-jumping fightiness of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter count? Or the inconceivable pleasure tolerance of Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy?

Khristle

If you want to see it MST3K style Achievement Hunter watched it on Theatre Mode

Eric Meyer

The Spirit. Worst superhero movie ever made imo, a hill I will gladly die on. God I feel bad for Sam Jackson in that movie...

The DinosaurDave

Can we do Man of Steal, slowly covering the whole DCEU :p Joking aside, MCUs Age of Ultrons fairly average, to keep the DC fanboys from crying too much :p

Jesta

Flash Gordon, or Flesh Gordon (if you prefer the porn version).

Mr Pudifoot

All I remember from the movie is a woman getting sucked into a computer… and i think I remember superman throwing the S on his chest at someone

Not Ketchup Banksy

Tangsir. It's a 1973 Iranian movie about a day laborer who is sick of being exploited and goes on a rampage, winning the support of his town. This is an Iranian version of Falling Down, but is way more gruesome and the hero is way less problematic. He slaughters the religious leadership of his town.

The Godless Trucker & his trusty dog Loki

How about the first Captain America? Rubber ears on the outside of the mask, an Italian Red Skull, Capt pretending to be sick and stealing cars. Shudder.

Anastasia Marsden

Hulk (2003). You'd think a movie directed by Ang Lee and starring Eric Bana would be pretty good, but it's really not.

Muthafuckin' Summerblaze

Holy shit. I just watched Rampage today in an attempt to avoid an argument with my ex-wife on Mother's Day, and it worked. It put her right to sleep on the sofa.

Muthafuckin' Summerblaze

There's always the amazing(ly terrible) Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, though it's so bad it's actually pretty awesome.

Mad Crow

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Mark H

Avengers Endgame. Yeah, I said it! That movie was bloody awful. All that money and build up for essentially a bad comedy with a self-contradictory, razor-thin plot and endless, masturbatory fan-service. I was sad only a few of them died.

Mark H

NO! Bad kitty! 🧹 SHOO! Leave Mr. West alone!

Christine

Howard the Duck!

Ashley Kennett

Shazam s the only superhero movie I have ever quit part way through and that list includes Spiderman 3, Superman 4, Swamp Thing and the original Captain America.

Amanda

I have this friend called Sam. He is the BIGGEST Green Lantern fan. He wears a Green Lantern ring. His car has a Green Lantern numberplate. In honour of Sam, I think you should do that fucking awful Green Lantern movie, I'm pretty sure it made Sam cry.

Amanda

I mean, Batman vs Superman, though

Amanda

the brave dolphin who throws itself into the path of the torpedo

Casey Hengstebeck

I'm going with The Spirit. It's like watching 'Frank Miller work through all his f*cked up sexual issues' the movie.

A.J.

Batman and Robin!!!

Andrew H

That was their first secular episode.

Blaseking

Leonard part 6, because rape jokes aren’t problematic at all…..

Andrew H

Blade Trinity. The Blade movie that made Wesley Snipes almost lose his mind and resulted in a scene where he refused to open his eyes for a shot and the effects team had to add it in post. Patton explains it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8rCtzKA9tQ

Leon Heartly

Okay I got one that you will never do. Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog

Hypatia

I actually enjoyed "Catwoman". But I also recognized it was corny and generally not well made. It would make my year if you reviewed it!

Curby Dickens

Any of the Fantastic Four movies, Superman 4, Supergirl, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, and the fucking nightmare that was The Spirit. Wil Eisnor cried in his grave.

Paul Kopp

George Clooney Batman

Thomas J McMullan

Just thought Hallie Berry's Catwoman was just awful.

Bryan M

Fant4stic (the 2015 one with the reshoots and Party City wigs) The Punisher (2014) Spawn Suicide Squad

Patrick Carr

Superman IV, Batman and Robin, Fantastic Four (2015) Captain America (1990)

Sai Like Sigh

Daredevil The rest of the Snyder-verse

Mama Llaga

Super Fuzz (1980) (it has Ernest Borgnine it) Red powder from a nuclear explosion gives a police officer super powers as long as he doesn't see anything red. He is eventually framed for murder and is unsuccessfully executed by many different methods.

Mama Llaga

The Wraith (1986) (Stars: Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, Sherilyn Fenn ) After a young man is murdered by a road-racing gang of motor-heads, a mysterious fast-driving spirit descends from the sky to take revenge.

Xeciash Vega

Elektra League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Spawn Although I think some of you might enjoy Spawn's awfulness

Rev Eyawn

"FDR: American Badass"= Stereotype werewolves, moonshine and Kevin Sorbo plays Abe Lincoln!

Rev Eyawn

Or the Italian Superman ripoff "Supersonic Man"

Kamaljeet Gill

The 00's Daredevil with Ben Affleck or the 1990 Flash?

Kajata

Does Masters of the Universe count? If not, I suggest: The Phantom (Billy Zane everyone!) The Shadow (Alec Baldwin as a opioid-addicted chinese warlord anyone?)

Jan Cerny

Have you guys already done Tim Burton's "Batman?" From Keaton's utter lack of resemblance to an ass-kicker (in or out of the costume that was obviously impossible to move in) to Nicholson's inexplicable performance as the Joker fiendishly...vandalizing a museum?...this one should have some material.

Vega T Zapper

I shovel well, I shovel very well! I know honey but I thought we agreed that this was over. Gosh, but don't I love the idea of a super hero comming home to a spouse who's the breadwinner part of the family.

Angela Petersen

1990 Nick Fury Marvel movie with David Hasselhoff

Mike Silvestrini

Batman Forever, the most sensitive of the Batman's.

Wendy

Howard the Duck or Catwoman. Both are equally horrifying.

Joseph Stricklin

I will 1 thousand dollars if you guys do Rendal. No joke. 1 thousand. I have it ready.

David

Dragonball Z Evolution!!!!!

David

Oh I would love for them to do suicide squad!

David

Eli would masterbate too much and not get to making notes. Good idea though! Hahaha

David

How dare you that movie was awesome! I will eat you. Hahaha

Cyn R Johnson

The angry beavers? Danger mouse?

Anne the transwoman

Fuck, what's it called again ? The one with the spoon super hero. You know what I'm talking about 😅

Chris W

Mystery Men

Kespos

Please do Mystery Men