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November Bonus Suggestion Poll: F-F-FAMILY (Patreon)

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2021-11-09 15:35:16
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Its november which means its time to gather with your family. And nothing says family like the Fast and the Furious Franchise. So, like Vin Diesel calling on the rock duane johnson to be in FF10 in an instragram post were calling on your for your favorite fast and the furious suggestions

Comments

Mark H

Meh. I feel like two of those was enough.

Matty B

🤢🤮

Nic

Obviously Tokyo drift

Robert Hullah

Fast 5 was the turning point for over the top magic tech.

Baron Atomy

Tokyo Drift or 2, which lacks pretty much all of the series mainstays.

Hazel

No consideration for the classics like The Doors? If you're feeling merciful, Addams Family Values has plenty to talk about but you won't hate it either.

Will

I would say go old school. Back to the original that started it all off. It's the reason so many Hondas were ruined by inexperienced teenagers

B. King

Not another FF movie. They're all the same. If you want a bad VD movie about "The Family" go with Find Me Guilty. Vin in a hairpiece trying to be full mafia with lots of courtroom "drama"

CarrieBoo

This is the one where they're dragging the safe through Rio right? Spectacular indeed.

Fluidkaos

Any of them really. They're all bad/good in their own way, each with different flavors of cringe. "Danger to manifold!"

Saxon

Tokyo drift. Not only is it ridiculous but the theme by the teriyaki boys is trending on tiktok

Kain

Fast 5 would be fun, not for you but for us ya know

Ilan Woll

Let me throw in Cannonball Run For some weirdness, and because I have never seen an F-F movie

Laura Lusby

CARS. It’s fast and furious (and also family) but for KIDS!

HazeWulf Demonic

Either Tokyo Drift, or the first FF movie since Noah hasn't seen it yet! That's were it all started after all! ~FAMILY~

Jen Moore

I’m seriously over the FF movies. Literally anything else, please!

Kurt Montandon

"Hobbs & Shaw" was a steaming pile of generic shit, so why not that, instead of a main sequence F&F?

A.J.

#1. I was only able to get through about half of it. It will be fun to make you get through all of it.

Medikon 7

None of them please. Go horror instead. Papa Jupiter certainly espouses a different take on family values.

Random Nonsense, No Tomfoolery

I mean, if we have to suffer another F&F, why not force Noah to endure a marathon of all of them he hasn't seen? In order. No Candy Crush allowed. With a quiz for every episode.

Peter Kyrouac

I never have and likely never will watch a film from the Fast & Furious franchise. If you want a bad family values movie, way not the 2003 version of Freaky Friday?

Stansky

Sidenote: it’s still a car movie about family!

LeeDassin

I’ve been trying to find that movie online so I can watch it!

Thomas J McMullan

Fast and Furious presents Hobbs and Shaw you got Jason Stratham and the Rock in the same movie. Glorious

Amanda

Ha ha I'm gonna let someone else choose this. I've only ever seen one, but I am grateful for these movies. They are what push up the numbers, making my place of work the top retailing cinema in Australia

Tyler

Is “fuck me, anything but another one of these” an option?

Stansky

Yes, go vote for Grapes of Wrath

Kespos

I only know these movies as described in this podcast. Any will be fine.

Laura

If we must... the one where they drag a bank vault because cars go fast

Brendan Horn

Throw a dart at a picture board Eli.

steven burritt

if the fast and furious are only choices go with 6 full of terrible acting and can rip gina carano along with wild plot and action scenes

Doom

6 underground. A Michael Bay, 150 mil creation. In the second scene, a 17 minute car chase, you have more insane driving than any FF movies. You have cursing nuns, a surgery in a moving car, an eye ball and an optic nerve skit, a mime, a discussion of David’s penis size (including comparisons), a crucifix displayed about 20 times, a death by fork lift, and just loads of insanity. To top it all off, they discuss “family” more than Vin does.. it’s an instant gem, and a perfect fit for this month.

Tomothy

They blur together in my head even more than the Christian movies do.

Sham Hunter

Hobbs and Shaw-an exploration of different types of family and how they are all equal and valid. Also a classic prodigal son story. Also, a helicopter vs car fight. Pure art

Mark H

And, it is still SPECTACULARLY TERRIBLE. Huge upvote for this. Michael Bay has been making too many Transformers films. The plot of this shitpile is so disjointed that I’m surprised it’s NOT filled with cgi robots that have to be created years in advance of the storyline.