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GAM358 - Noah's Shark (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-27 20:17:09
Imported:
2026-06

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Featuring anthropodermic bibliopegy enthusiast Cara Santa Maria!

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CarrieBoo

OMG YESSSS. Need this so bad

Jeb Dale

One day Cara will remember to just say no to the GAM Cast and save her sanity

The Real Moorey

Weren’t we doing Faith under Fire? Dear gawd, did I watch a KSorbs movie for nothing? 😭

Scott W. Davis

I shouldn't be laughing like Cobra Commander at this, should I?

Jeb Dale

Clearly we're all accomplices to these horrible movie crimes and will be held accountable if it's ever brought to light

Steven Lavery

Same. Hopefully they still do it for another episode, so I can make those 2 hours wasted worth it.

J. Vizzle

Oh man, I think you just accidentally joined the cast!

The Real Moorey

On the plus side, I don’t recall the keys ever being jangled so loudly when the problem of evil was raised, as it was during Faith under fire.

Ilan Woll

Only half way through, but a bit surprised I have not heard a Baby Shark song joke given what Noah’s Shark would sound like

David S.

Just wanted to put it out there but it would seem to me that Noah would've needed to have fish onboard. If the entire planet flooded it would've mixed the ocean saltwater with lake and river freshwater and messed up the salinity of them both. I'm not sure if the massive rain amounts would've diluted the ocean enough to screw them over but it would seem like the salt water from the ocean would've killed all freshwater life. It's almost like that story is stupid in all conceivable ways.

Bry

I want to say for Cara's sake, we all love Carl the pugipegicorn and the "what's..." bit

The Witch of Endor

I'm just happy for Witch of Endor Representation.A rarely discussed character. 🤣

Stuart Blair

I'm going to take a massive edible on Friday night and watch this.

Lexy

I love that there is a separate category of Cara-themed jokes on GAM and also that Cara doesn't know about Carl and the ellipsis bit. And iloveskinbooks.com still forwards to Eli's blog

Deadeye Nick

Obviously it doesn't matter to this shark. He lives in all environments.

Deadeye Nick

You can't fit the body of a man in the trunk of a 2012 Kia Soul. Just saying.

The Real Moorey

Either Tubi cut out bits of this movie, or I was catatonic for numerous substantial periods. I’m leaning towards the latter.

The Real Moorey

Ok, upon rewatch, yep, catatonic. That’s a first, in hundreds of god awful movies. Impressive.

Suzanne August

This might be one of my favorite episodes. These three are hilarious!

Suzanne August

Also, I live part of the year in Turkey (Türkiye - Heath) and it is not an active war zone! You can drive up Mt. Ararat! Also, there are restaurants. No need to eat snakes… So ridiculous!

Suzanne August

And… E99 is the road out of Mt. Ararat. Not a toll road. 😳