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Cecil joins us for a classic children's puppet movie about kidnapping, human vs puppet race wars, and Christianity.

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Scott W. Davis

This may well be my favorite episode.

Alan Hummel

This is my favorite episode. The first time listened to it I laughed though most of it, sometimes to the point of having tears in my eyes.

Nic

My absolute favorite GAM episode. I hate puppets, they're disgusting little nightmare creatures, and I finally feel like some one else understands my horror and hatred.

General Contact Unit Problem Child

so I'm sure you guys talk about this, but there's a scene where a pastor is dressing a child in "baptism robes" and it made me so uncomfortable, like its implied the (non puppet) children are naked underneath. like if you're not like their father I'm suspicious of grown men dressing little boys.

Bird Lawyer, Esquire

I'm not sure when I last laughed as hard as when you guys discuss the bullying scene.

The Real Moorey

They cover their faces to pray because they can’t close their eyes. Or is it just me? They didn’t have eye closing money.

Khristle

A fantastic episode to listen to right as the high hits omfg

BIIIIIITCH

This feels like all the lines eli decided didn't quite fit into the darkmore arc of dndminus

James Russell

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Dudley R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Malachite

1) amazing episode. laughed so hard. 2) I JUST rewatched the show Greg the Bunny(2002), which actually presents a world where puppets live with humans and have civil rights struggles and such.

Chris Kiser

About Zaccheus: John's gospel is pretty emphatic about Zaccheus being short. He literally says he was too short to see Jesus through the crowd, so he climbed a fucking tree which is where Jesus saw him and invited him down. Also, a tax collector for the Roman Empire is more like mob guys shaking down a business for mob protection, especially because tax collectors often took more taxes than necessary and were notorious embezzlers.

David S.

My be a new favorite episode of mine. I really enjoy taking everything in a really dark tone.

TenaciousB

I was walking my dog as I listened to this, so I can only imagine the picture I presented to the neighbors as I wheezed with laughter and crossed my legs to avoid peeing on the street. Also I agree with Cecil that potlucks are the fucking worst. At my job "potluck" means "stop at Kwik Trip and buy a box of cookies and/or donuts". Terrible. I always pack myself an especially excellent lunch on potluck days.

Catboyslim

Should I watch this one for fun?I guess I DO like puppets, and love MST3K.

Cbz

I laughed so hard to this episode. Good job!

Unofficial_Opinion

This one I’ve been through twice. The second time against the YouTube. So good.

Nicolette

I’m pretty certain the short comments are regarding that kids song about him being a wee little man

Jaclyn Hogan

Yeah, I definitely learned he was short when I learned that story. We had a fucking song about how short he was that we sang in Sunday school.

Vee's Vexations

So Mormon kids at least wear underwear underneath. I learned this from a VERY uncomfortable episode of the How-to Heretic where the hosts described participating in those substitute baptisms as kids. The worst part is you apparently dont get to wear your own. The underwear is borrowed from the church.

Simon Sakatos

I had to listen to this twice!! I haven't gut-laughed like that in a LONG time! Cheers

philly_ratking

Okay at the point in the movie where they are washing the car where opal says what happened to you, fenwick says piss right? And Dudley gets sprayed again from off camera.

Off-label Botanist

Although I couldn't finish this I want you to know that I think the post rapture horror movie is a good idea and you should do it

TiredRavenclaw

🎶Zachius was a wee little man. A wee little man was he. He climbed up in a sycamore tree for the Lord he wanted to see.🎶 Yeah, a weird song.

Philip Brooks

hey guys what the fuck, i feel like i have to comment here asking what the fuck

Mark H

I never would have expected it for THIS movie, but I think this is your best episode. Your summary at the beginning locked me in, Eli. Great job!

Thomas Henderson

A lot in this retelling was dramatized, but not the baptism.

101001101

...This is a very "fear the old blood" episode...

AuntiSara

Fat piece of shit , fat fat fat

Steve Gosse

Trail of puppeteers..... My god that is just horrifying and fantastic all at once. I laughed way too hard at that :)