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Gam372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot (Patreon)

Published:
2022-10-03 16:22:47
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, we discover a wellspring of awful unlike anything we've ever seen before.Note from Noah: I accidentally uploaded the wrong audio when I first uploaded this episode, and because Patreon's website is too far gone for something as complicated as "edit the fucking audio", I had to delete that episode and reupload. If you already downloaded it, please re-download for the corrected version. Apologies for any inconvenience.

Comments

Chelsy Theriault

I'm stoned and 5 minutes in and it hurts. It hurts so bad. How do you guys do it? Are you inhuman? Do you even feel pain?

Celestial Crafter

I feel ripped off. 3 years later I come to learn that they filmed it in Maine.

WelcomeToFalse

When the kids announce that they’re in a nest, I immediately started laughing at the idea of bigfoot eggs being a part of their personal lore.

Adam Pope

oddly, on my podcast app this is the Crossfire episode from a few weeks ago. but it the right one here.

Luke Rezin

Noah, Eli borked the feed again!

Sami Marie

Did Noah make a portal cake reference in the intro??? I'm so happy EDIT: nevermind that was in the bad audio haha.

Sidewinder

Noah, the Patreon app for Android is un-fucking-usable, its not even funny. For example if I pause a Patreon episode, when I hit the play button again it would restart from the beginning of the episode. Also cannot scroll down beyond maybe the most recent 15 episodes without it just not loading the links below that. It's so bad. Also not compatible with earbud/car Bluetooth audio, so I have to unlock my phone, open the app and pause/play/rewind. Anyway... looking forward to this one.

Sai Like Sigh

Whenever I feel bad about myself I think "Sai, you could be much worse. You could be whoever got paid real money to design Patreon's user interface."

Ilan Woll

A wellspring of awful - and this is not about Eli’s bathroom habits?

Hypatia

You worked a lot harder with the Patreon app than I did. I just posed a comment to Tim that I appreciated the link he posted to the earliest Scathing Atheist episodes. It's an infuriating hassle going back that far in Patreon, my Apple podcast app doesn't even have that option.

Sidewinder

Oh, other than brand new episodes, I exclusively use the GAM Wiki to find episodes, then just search that episode number to find that specific one. The Patreon app is so bad.

Aaron

Hmm, I’m sure the new episode will be good, but now you owe me another episode with Marsh for getting my hopes up like that ;)

Nick Moore

Ive been a fan for a long time but this was the first movie I watched ahead of time and man did I pick the right one

Rachael L

This has to be the first time I'm genuinely concerned that Eli might be hunted down by a featured film maker and throttled. The ensuing assault will of course be filmed on the guy's phone and become the sequel to this. Any bets on the title?

Daniel

Saving this for my workday tomorrow, but it’s hard because I really want to listen RIGHT NOW.

Peter Anthony Anderson

You needed to have closed captions on, because the scene where Claire pretends to be someone else at the town council meeting, the CC points out that Claire is still doing the voice. The CC wasn't buying that bullshit XD

M R

In case no one else comments to thank Eli, I wanted to make sure at least I did. Your obscure reference to the Angry Magician from Oswalt’s bit made me smile a little bigger. “Avant-guard bullshit” in a ‘hillbilly’ voice will ring in my brain as I drift to sleep tonight.

Julie Wine&Reason

I have insomnia, but y'all will get me through my commute from Memphis to Olive Branch, Mississippi tomorrow. Thanks, y'all.

Scott Lesch

They also did a Civil War movie. Do you want a Civil War "buff" as a guest if you review it?

J. Vizzle

Boy oh boy, Eli sure is maaaaddddd about being wrong about Adnan Syed.

J. Vizzle

Alright, that's it, Eli! First you take another shot at Adnan Syed (and that I can laugh about) but talking shit about beaches in the Pacific Northwest is a bridge too fucking far my friend. The coast of Washington, Oregon and British Columbia is the most beautiful coastline on planet earth! The fact that it's rugged is what makes it so beautiful. We are in a fight! Or at least that's what I am going to imagine is happening.

J. Vizzle

I haven't had any of the problems you're describing with the Android Patreon app. Maybe it's just your phone?

Sidewinder

The problem persists across multiple Samsung devices, so no its not just my phone. I'm not the only one commenting about this app issue.

Denise Huston

Did she keep the foreskins where the guy kept his gun?

JR Poklemba

I think I just caught the guys doing a small misogyny. They kept saying the husband wrote and directed the movie, but both IMDB and the movie’s credits list the wife as writer and director. Women can make shitty right-wing propaganda too guys!! Mostly joking, but I did want to point this out somewhere. Keep up the good work guys, looking forward to the next episode.

The Rambling Shepherd (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-08 12:00 Hang on...does this imply that there were two fucking bigfoots on Noah's ark?
2022-10-05 01:39

Phoenix Hauser

Heath. my dear. If you shit in the woods....that's a whole lot of human scent being carried on the wind. If the woods smell like humans...where do you think the game is gonna be?

Tom jackson

I suspect that the working title for this movie was just “The Badge and the Bible” until they found the deer carcass.

David Rutherford

This was one of the worst movies of all time. But so entertaining in its badness.

CmdrPherret

Pity that Dan and Jordan just missed this Squatch episode!

Phoenix Hauser

Except Lionel Sperlingetti(sp?) (BEST KF EVER)

The Real Moorey

Magnificent. Also, at 37:35, they use the same music as Tom and Cecil in CogDis.

Celestial Crafter

As someone in Oregon, I need to figure out this town so I can go and take pictures of myself at the various film locations. XD

Nick Moore

Just so you guys know, the guy that made this has made several other movies and was on a Christian TV show called the rapture diaries