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This week, Cecil joins us for the sequel you didn't know you needed.

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Robert Muse

I will not tolerate any badmouthing of the classic highlander

Another Craig

I've also never seen Taken. But now I assume it's just like Hardcore with George C Scott, only with guns instead of Calvinism?

Joey Clontz

I’m in the middle of trying to watch this nonsense and I feel like I’ve eaten mushrooms. What the fuck is happening in this “movie?”

Joey Clontz

I didn’t know Paul Rudd had a meth head brother

Mr Pudifoot

Did Eli spell pray “P R A W”?

Lizard Brain

The “reflection on the axe head” scene is an even more embarrassing ripoff! It is beat for beat, the opening scene from the Arnold classic, Commando!!

Birder Stuart

Crazy billionaire remake (or $200) - a movie where Vitaly and Neil Breen direct half each.

Irregular History Network

I think it's clear that the GAM crew have terrible taste in movies, they do not have the proper appreciation for cinema

LisaLisa

..."and a ba na na 🎵" I can't get it out of my head! Love your voices Eli!

Markus D

"Act Naturally" was originally a country song first performed by the agressively country-named Buck Owens and his Buckeroos. The Beatles covered it.

eeyoredragon

This is my favorite Eli voice by far. Italy Versace must be very honored.

Kyle

Can we get Taken as this month’s bonus episode 0_o!!!

Michael Hardy

Have you considered the masterpiece that is Vitaly Versace's Psycho? From IMDB: "Very super scary only there is one man and he goes to the beef forest he sees the buff bee buffalo they strong bee buffalo hybrid monster and then he runs away very very quicjly scared for his own life he then comes accross an old tabernacle and purchases two items to slay the beast a toggleberry and a domino's pizzeria he uses these to face the monster in his darkest hour?. —Vitaliy Versace"

Michael Hardy

If the October agenda isn't already full, I'd like to suggest Jason X as the secular bonus. Jason Voorhies is cryogenically frozen for 450 years, and the only scientist who understands how dangerous he is is accidentally frozen along with him. They awake aboard an Earth spaceship and the people of the future turn out to be as stupid as the people of the present in ignoring the one person among them who knows what she's talking about.

Someday Sera

seconded, Jason X is amazingly stupid, freddy vs jason is also great, but it's kind of leaning into being silly, Jason X is genuinely trying to be cool.

Lugubrious Pixie Nightmare

Deeply upset and ashamed to announce that I watched this entire "movie" on YouTube and emerged with maybe 75% of my brain cells intact.

Lugubrious Pixie Nightmare

Holy shit. I thought you were joking/had left your voice transcription on in English mode while listening to a non-Indo-European language.

Michael Hardy

One should never joke about Vitaly Versace!