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GAM431: Journey to Bethlehem (Patreon)

Published:
2023-11-20 20:24:21
Edited:
2023-12-06 16:52:25
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, we welcome Noah back with a field trip!

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CarrieBoo

The movie with the most Jesus!

Markus Nävergård

i had three Wizards in DnD named after the three Magi, balthazar Hex the evil necromancer, melkihor a arcane wizard and Gaspard i never got to play.

Markus Nävergård

i mean if the plan was for Jesus to die, Mary could just abort him and the sacrifice would be done

Markus Nävergård

must suck being Jesus siblings, no matter what you do, you are not as good as your big brother

Peter Curufea

You should have named them after the 3 Magi computers in Neon Genesis Evangelion :)

Denise Huston

The IMDB trivia is just hedging their bets. "Although Sony knew that none of them were going to be blockbuster hits, they also recognized that they would tap into an element of Western society that would help promote the film within their sphere of influence and gain a loyal audience as well as encourage discussion."

Petra Khor

Fig really is the cutest name for a sassy donkey🫏

Zane Olson

At my mom’s funeral last month we all walked out of the sanctuary at the end to the music of Lecrea (as per her wishes). So that a thing

Michael Hoover

In ancient Greek anti- also meant instead, in place of or compared with.

Gmork

You and I are clearly not watching the same Latin gay porn.

CarrieBoo

LOLOL. It was a reference to one of Noah's Facebook posts. But the movie *you're* watching sounds awesome

Sam

Early Christmas-tacular!

Do Not Read This Username

"Do the makers of this movie think Mary never had sex?" Um... if they are Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox- yes.

Someday Sera

or the 3 sages from Chrono Trigger

Christopher Smith

First, great to have Noah back! Seconds, the hilarious and relentless focus on Mary’s lack of consent, as a 6th grader, to be fucked by god is gold.

Uriah Jackson

I think Anglicans and some Lutherans also go for the Perpetual Virginity doctrine as well.

Uriah Jackson

As seen in "anti-pope" or the D&D "anti-paladin".

101001101

Kitchen Island? Isn’t that where the first Wario Land game is set?

Markus D

I have NO idea what Eli is talking about in regards to the Thénardiers in the Les Misérables musical. In my experience they're either as good as the rest of the cast or worse because they're basically just doing silly voices as comedy. But I've NEVER heard someone say that their favourite aspect of that musical is the Thénardiers, at least not to the point that the rest of the cast is considered a "real fucking shitshow". I could MAYBE get it if he's talking about the Tom Hooper movie, but IMO the best actors/singers in that are Éponine and the Friends of the ABC. The Thénardiers (played by Sasha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter) are fine in that, but not outstanding; definitely better than the barely-singing of Hugh Jackman and entirely-out-of-his-depth Russell Crowe.

Markus D

Frankincense and myrrh are both gum-resin from trees that are mostly used in perfume. I think the guys have made comments about how weird these gifts are next to gold, but altogether the point is just "they're all expensive things". Frankincense and myrrh both smell SUPER FUCKING GOOD too.

Markus D

I was raised Catholic (nominally) and I thought the idea was that she was a virgin when she had Jesus but they didn't necessarily make statements on if she ever had sex after. I guess she DOES still get called the "Virgin Mary" though...

Markus D

I feel... embarrassed? That I said "In the Mary-a" at the exact same time as Eli (53:20).

Zoloft Enthusiast

I am so here for the righteous indignation that this movie broke canon. That’s not even in the book that they made up!

Clockworkk

So happy to have the trio back together! :D Hysterically funny as always, gentlemen.

Maureen Yoder

I’m embarrassed to admit I worked at Sight & Sound Theaters (where the Bible comes to life!) right after high school while still clinging to religion and they also had Zachariah be struck mute. I was always taught in church that was what the story said so you guys have me rethinking yet another part of the Bible 😂

Robin - Books That Burn

Not only do some Catholics think this, the way that I (a former protestant) know is because I broke up with my catholic boyfriend in college because I made a comment about Jesus’ brothers and he yelled at me about how Mary never ever ever had sex. I didn’t have a stake in whether Jesus had brothers, but I didn’t want to date someone who would berate me over something so minor.

Rachael Craig

Seems like the message of the movie is ‘love the one you’re with.’

AndrewHere

I swear despite the Bible supposedly being God's instruction manuel for their religion Christians don't read that mf. It literally says in the closing chapter that if anyone adds or subtracts from what you just read God will erase your name from his Life book and cast you into eternal flame....then they make movies like this, changing nearly everything the Bible says.

AndrewHere

To be fair that is what it implies. In the story Zachy boy has to write down everything he wants to say because he can't speak. For example when asked what the boy's name will be he has to write "John" and then gets his voice back after doing so. That being said still one of the worse collection of books ever written. Hands down snooze fest.

Darby Mori

Wait, what? I'm listening in 2026, so I'm very far behind, but yes in the bible Joseph and Mary are betrothed before the angel tells Mary she's pregnant. She tells Joseph and god has to give Joseph a dream command to marry Mary and not have her stoned. But boy did they embellish in this movie! The Bible doesn't mention them telling the parents; I thought they just I'm not it secret and pretended they anticipated the wedding night