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GAM439 The Devil Conspiracy (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-15 20:00:29
Edited:
2024-01-17 16:34:35
Imported:
2026-06

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This week, we ask what would happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands. And the answer turns out to be "nothing, because it's just cloth," so we watch a stupid horror movie instead.

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Markus Nävergård

so, this movie could be seen as pro abortion from the first things i´ve heard. " we must stop satan to be born" " here go to planned parenthood" and suddenly folks will implode witht he two conflicting things of "stopp Satan" and " abortion is murder" And i am glad Noah knows that the marvel thor has nothing to do with Norse mythology. think not many can say that

Another Craig

Part of me really wanted them to stretch out that blood baptism sketch for even longer than they already did

Another Craig

Also nice try movie but the shroud is passe. Have them get the Holy Prepuce if you want to impress me

Elvis Manson

Father Marconi looks a little like Alex O'Connor.

Beth Hasse

"I'm not the Werewolf!"

Markus D

I feel like every time I hear someone reference the "Hello My Baby" song (usually in reference to Michigan J. Frog) they get the lyrics wrong! The chorus starts off "Hello my baby/ Hello my honey/ Hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire / baby my heart's on fire!"

Denise Huston

Premie Satan makes me imagine a small baby in a knitted hat but it has little knitted horns.

Denise Huston

Masterful sandbagging Heath's GILF admiration, guys.

Stella

Re:GILF appreciation I looked up the actress for Liz and ngl. I super get it.

Heath Enwright’s Husband

Clearly the woman’s water breaking wasn’t acid, it was holy water because it’s a Jesus baby

Markus Nävergård

as for Eli´s pokemon pass or smash. in his defence. they have made alot of pokemons that are furbait. some are very.....femenine in their design. just gonna mention Salazzle

Uriah Jackson

That's not a bad idea. It could be a heist movie where they have to steal all three and figure out which one to use to banish Satan by getting it to fuse to his phallus.

ABagFullofBags

"Morningstar sickness" laid me out 👏👏👏

Flantastic02

Not the outro i was expecting

Thorn

I have to admit this movie sounds amazing

Thorn

I don't think there was enough time spent discussing Father Macaroni's coat

Razaica

A better movie would've had Father Michael Macaroni defeat Satan baby with his 'sword'. His 'holy seed' purifying the Jesus fetus into the Second Cumming of Christ. 😂